Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔
Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you
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i Hate Seeing My Girl Cry ,
That’s Why i Have A Password On My Phone. ..
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I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
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How many times does the number “9” appear between 0 and 100?
I bet some people will get this wrong…
Whoever got it right i will like his/her comment
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Little Johnny walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless.
”Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her chest.
“Well, son,” she says, These are Mommies balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.
”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, Johnny rushes into the kitchen.
“Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!”
“What do you mean?” says his mother.
“Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor.
Both of her balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, ”God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!”
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Way back in secondary schools, one of our subject teacher just walk in
& said wat are d mineral resources & den raise up my hand & I said 7up
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Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”
as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation
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Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows
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My friend won a trip to China ✈.
He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home 😭😭
Guys learn to Read terms and conditions.
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Imagine taking your Tall girlfriend to a Zoo and
the Giraffe start crushing on her..!
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Being ugly doesn’t mean you should
remain indoors. Move out you might be
featured in a horror movie
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You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong
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Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates💏..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..
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Girl: “Hi, Baby”
Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You There?”
Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You Ignoring Me Or What”
Boy: “Honey I Am Not, I Am Right Here”……………> Sending Failed
She: “It’s Sooo Over! Don’t Ever Talk To Me Again”
Him: “Damn! Go To Hell”……………………………….> Message Sent
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A woman who hides her phone from her husband is a CHEAT. A man who hides his phone from his wife is trying to protect the relationship. Full stop
Please do not argue with me, I am not feeling well
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A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.*
Am waiting for the rejected ones.
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