A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, *”They had eggs.”*
(I’m sure you’re going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)
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Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.
1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9.
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When you’re having a sweet night chat with bae and all of a sudden she says ”Goodnight”.
my brother you’re a side bae.
It simply means her main boyfriend wants to sleep,
so you have to sleep too.I’m about to die because of my wisdom.
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A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen😍), in the room & gave the keys to his best friend Thami and said: “If I
am not back within 4 days, open the room and she would be yours.”
He sat on his horse & hit the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stops & saw his friend Thami riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asked.
Out of breath, Thami answered: “Hey King You Gave Me the wrong Key…!! ”
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One word for him
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That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used
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Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly
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That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!! 🙄😳
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Men with beards 50 years ago: “I’m going to the woods to chop down some trees.”
Men with beards today: “I’m going to the shops. There’s a new face mask that’s gluten-free.”
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Those who dress smartly and smell fine
but wear wristwatch that isn’t working
are among the problems we face in South Africa
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If God wanted your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair
she would have been born in Brazil.
My brothers let’s not confuse our ancestors.
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Some girls are really Childish and immature..
Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked
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Boss: Where were u born?
Frank: Malawi
Boss: ok, which part?
Frank: what do you mean by ’which part’? …
the Whole body was born in Malawi
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Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee
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Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:
1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳
2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you
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When a nigga say “find me a girlfriend” he talking about you😂
Y’all females slow!
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