read carefully and out loud)
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy Cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
(now go back and read the third word in every line only)
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Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”
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Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section
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When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏
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A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”
“Sure! What do you want me to do?” he asks.
The little girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
“Communicate my feelings?” questions a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means…”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”
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Girls express their feelings with TEARS…
Boys express their feelings with BEER…
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What I want to know is about the person who invented the Drawing Board.
If they got it wrong on the first attempt, what did they go back to?
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Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year
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Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.”
Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage between relatives is illegal in this country. “😂😂😂😂 DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
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No matter how Angry the Community is, They will
never burn the Tarven ….they will rather
burn the school and the Clinic instead
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My friend ask me where am I since he has being looking for,
I told him I was arrested, then he ask for what,
then I told him for killing d mosquito that disturbed me last night
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Little Nya: ‘Mum, today in the bus Dad asked me to give up a seat to a lady.’
Mother: “That was a great gesture son, thats what real gentlemen do”.
Nya: “…but mum I was sitting on Dad’s lap”
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Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…
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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk,
my brother-in-law answered,
“Marc, with a C.”
Minutes later, he was handed his coffee
with his name written on the side: Cark
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once you see two fat people talking,
just know they are discusing heavy stuff
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I almost died last night because of
cold, it won’t happen again ladies,
now | am ready to send transport
fare.
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