You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”
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If my sister know how famous I am on Facebook
She wouldn’t send me to buy cabbage at the market
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I actually talked to a “female” today
Am I still a virgin?
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Imagine dating someone who likes going to church
but he/she don’t even know the type of wood
they used when crucify Jesus🤦
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A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?’
Teacher: ‘Of course not.’
Student: ‘Good, because I haven’t done my homework.’
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Follow your heart but take the mind with you.
If they are two-faced, don’t forget God gave you
two hands to slap on their two faces at the same time!
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Nyaa: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Nyaa: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
TEACHER: Nyaa, go to the map and find North America .
Nyaa: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Nyaa.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Nyaa, what is the chemical formula for water?
NYAA: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
NYAA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why do you always get so dirty?
NYAA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Nyaa, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
NYAA: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
TEACHER: Nyaa , your composition on ‘My Dog’
is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
NYAA : No sir, It’s the same dog.
One word for Nyaa?
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Me: I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds
Doctor: when did the problem start
Me: which problem ?
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Women Who Can’t Cook Can Be So Dramatic,
You’ll Find Her Wearing An Apron Just To Boil water.“`
😂😂😂😂
Love you all👍
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U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck,
you just nails
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Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday
Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours
Charyolo: He borrowed my pen
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Grade 1 : I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 7 : I wanna be a Pilot
After grade 12 : Please download my tracks guys support local artists
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You are 16 years of age and your
relationship status is complicated, What
happened? He stole your ice cream?
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Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..
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Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young
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RESPECTABLE FIANCE
Mother talking to her daughter…..:
Mother: What kind of person is ur Fiance.
Is he respectable?
Daughter: Of course. He is, Mum.
He is thrifty and doesn’t drink or smoke. He
has a very nice wife with three well
behaved children.
Mother: Oh My God.!!!!!! (Faints)
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