9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
.
What a shame…!!

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

I don’t think you will stop laughing at this
one..??
A man ordered for a voice automated robot
car that does anything he tells it to do
correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on
errands. He became very proud of what the
car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him
to tell the car to go and pick the children
from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car…
Car, go and bring my children from school.
The car went and didn’t return in time as
expected, they knew something must be
wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the man
became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a
report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw
the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and
said… “These are your children sir..!”
In the car were their Landlady’s two
daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter,
his secretary’s son and their neighbours
two sons.
The Wife in full anger…
Don’t tell me all these are your children..??
The man asked her calmly…
First you tell me why our children are not in
the car..??

According To William Sexfear

Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.

Miss For One Hour

And
.
.
.
.
Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.

*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.

The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .

It’s not that i don’t have cash to buy a car
im just shy to buy 1

My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

There Are Some People On Ur Friend List
Who
Look At Your Timeline All The Time
,But They Don’t Really Like You ,So They
Never Comment Or Like ,Anything You
Post…….
But They Won’t Delete You Cause They’re
Too Scared Not To Know
What You’re Doing

I still can’t believe that we’re on day 71 of 21 days of Lockdown

My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…