Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.

After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*

to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.

Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

You are busy commenting SEEN,
while you have never even SEEN your father before.
Damn Facebook idiots…

Some ladies draw their eyebrows too high..
‘ they look surprised the whole day

Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point

If I Act Rich On Facebook And You Know Me In Real Life
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Please Keep Quiet
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I Can Not Be Poor Online And Offline

*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
Let’s drink kkkkkkkkkk

If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…

It was Sol’s birthday when his wife decided to take him to a night club out of town. When they arrive, the bouncer said: “Aaah Sol my man, long time no see. Welcome.”
Wife: (surprised) Babes, how do you know this guy?
Sol: That’s my gym partner.
As they got in, the bartender said “aw Sol madoda, welcome back. Same stuff?”
Wife: (in aghast) how does he know that you drink Amstel?
Sol: He served us at Thabo’s birthday.
As they were sitting down a stripper approaches them and say: aaah Sol, can we have some fun like old times?
His wife got irritated and draged Sol out and calls up a cab, as they get in the driver said “you got an ugly one this time my friend, same Hotel?”
Wife faints

I enter into a toilet and saw word written on the door saying look up when I looked up I saw words saying look down looked down and saw words saying look to your ryt and when I looked I saw words saying look to yr left and on my left I saw words saying look to yr back when I looked at my back it was written so when will you pee coz u like too much stories

Guys can I please have the Spelling of “Wansa” As in like Wansa Upon a time

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should
remain indoors. Move out you might be
featured in a horror movie