“I slept with one guy before I met you”
that joke must end
ladies.

Two mad men organised to run away🏃 from the mental Hospital, they started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate , beat up the security😎 then open the gate and run away
….. When they reached the gate the security was not there and the gate was wide open …they said “SHIT our plan has failed
, let’s go back we’ll try again tomorrow”

Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

People who have positions in church think
they’re God’s biological kids and
the rest of us are adopted.

Last year I was working as a security guard at the
Kruger National Park. My boss fired me after
I left the gate wide open.
I mean who can steal a lion?

Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.

And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”