Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin, Or Doesn’t Text Back

Imagine you in church and this SMS comes in”, your uncle is drinking ur 🍺 beers”

Imagine receiving a love💋 Bite’s from a girl who opens beer bottles with her teeth! 💔

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

If people could see the face i make, when i read their fb status update, they would probably unfriend me Continue Reading..

Matriculants Be Like ”Next Year I’ll Go To Varsity For 4years, Get a Job, Buy a Car Then Get Married” Continue Reading..

A Real Girlfriend Kneels Down When Answering Her Boyfriend’s Call

Some People Should Be Happy That Mirrors Don’t Laugh