Signs of a cheater: When their phone has these emojis as constantly used: 💋😘😜😍🌹👍😂👀 but his chats are all empty Continue Reading..

Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and Continue Reading..

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The Continue Reading..

I can’t wait to get rich so that even if i come late for family meeting My elders will apologise Continue Reading..

Once dated a taller girl..sweet until we were arguing one day & she held my ps4 controller high in the Continue Reading..

Romancing a slim girl is like arranging firewood

That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance Continue Reading..