To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows
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A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww… Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
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Today my mother In Law gave me a tea to drink then she winked at me.
Yaz Ive never been so scared like this to drink tea.
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Guys plz teach me to cook corn flakes
but I’ve already added tomato n onion…
what else should I add
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In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water 💦 is scarce
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MTN is not joking nowadays,
When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery
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Santa’s Complaint To Flipkart Support Center:
Dear Flipkart, I Always Opt For “Cash On Delivery”
But Your Delivery Boy Never Gives Me The Cash!
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Tebza :I have a problem
Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we”
Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the house cleaner
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Every Guy Has That Evil Friend
Who Force Him To Cheat
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Wen ever u see a boi chatting and smiling just know DAT
someone’s daughter has fall into his trap
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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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Me: can I buy you a drink??
Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs
Me: do they swell
Her: they open up easily
Me: thats the plan
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*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*
*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh
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Bank balance: R 00.00
Under the lens balance: R 00.00
Pocket balance: R 00.00
Airtime balance: R 00.00
Data balance: 0MB
In fact, I have a card lock Zero
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Mother: “Nyaa mtanami I have a confession to make.
I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know how
you would take it. I’m sorry I slept with someone that
is not your dad 23 years ago.
And that person is your real father.”
Nyaa: “Mum, what rubbish are you telling me!
How am I to deal with this devastating news?!
You should be hanged for this.”
Mother: “Nyaa, I’m sorry he was my first love and
I could not marry him for reasons I want to keep private.
He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak
with his son for the first time ever.
Please take the phone and talk to him
Nyaa : “No I am speaking to any one.
I’ll never speak to him. Mr Mdlawuzo is the only father I know
and so will that be.
Mother: “Please don’t be so upset. Just say something to him.”
Nyaa : “Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!”
Nyaaa: “Helloee
Caller: “Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.”
Nyaa : “Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank God!!!!!! Love you so much Dad!!!!!
I’ve always known there was something
special about me”
One word for Nyaa?
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