Wen you thought had feelings for someone kanti it was only heartburn

When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*

I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎
there she is sitting inside reading the menu

To Get Rich in Mzansi, You Need To Go To School, Get A Degree, Then Put Them ASIDE And HUSTLE Like A DROPOUT

I no longer have strength to argue with people
who own phones with removable batteries..!

Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.
Are we together?

– I’m Gonna Tell My Kids About Eminem And if They Don’t Like Him I’m Gonna Give Them Up For Adoption .

if a guy text you to come and meet him at home my sister quickly switch off ur phone remove the battery and throw ur sim card away

I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

The number she’s refusing to give you is the
same number another guy just deleted..
Don’t kill yourself

Her: I saw the iPhone X at the mall today,
iyohh baby
Me: Okay baby, I’ll give you taxi money k’sasa
so you can go see it again

Dear Girls…
If a guy tells you
👇
“Come to my house 🏠 I won’t Touch 🙌 you”
.
Tell him ” Come to Shoprite I won’t pick anything

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers