Gogo from next door have an ugly daughter
but she keep on calling me son in law.

Conversation with my crush😍😍💔😂
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😢” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….

Once you understand why the pizza is made round,
packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle……
Then you will undrstand women.

I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes

[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!

Those girls who slap their boyfriends
when they’re mad.
I need to date one of them,
so I can teach her a lesson.

i Hate Seeing My Girl Cry ,
That’s Why i Have A Password On My Phone. ..

I’m not against makeup but a gold nose

Every Girl is Beautiful 🔥♥ ..
Sometimes it Takes The Right Amount Of Alcohol To See it