I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face

Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk

Imagine someone with big eyes saying
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

A guy was on a bus and his phone rang. It
was his wife calling he wanted to show off
so he decided to put his phone on
loudspeaker and answered..Him: Hi
sweetheart miss me already baby?.Wife:
Your Shitt! Miss who?
You ate the baby’s youghurt and ran away
you pig

Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell myself ku i love me”

U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck,
you just nails

Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Husband: what do u mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
: ��� ….!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Happy Easter in advance

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone..!

When you dating i2000 and taking a walk near High way
she goes: bbe all this cars going this direction are mine
and this other one going this direction are yours ne.