Don’t solve LAZINESS with prayer.
If you don’t work hard you’ll spend the rest of your life in church shouting
“I RECEIVE”

My neighbor is looking for his Nike shoes.
*I don’t know why my heartbeat increase each time I see him…

I believe Pillow fight with bae must have ended in 2018.
This 2019, we are using frying pan!

Apart from “I love you,I miss you,I can’t live without you” what other jokes do you know??

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million

Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.
Twenty minutes later,Skebhe came and stood next to where they left their clothes.
The girls said, “what you doing here, if You are here to see our private part you wasting your time, because we won’t come out until you leave
Skebhe replied, Im here to warn you fools, before the crocodile bite you all
The girls jumped out of the water!
Skebhe : yah Bosso who’s watching your private parts now, you idiots

Snap Chat has proven that,
some people would look better if they were Animals

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? ” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into Mc Donalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29”. “I am actually 47! ” This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age. ” As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47. ” Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that? ” The old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at Mc Donalds. “

When the relationship is in ICU
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Her – I love you.
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Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow

Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”

Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!

People Love Attention
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Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?

Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
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why do they only come out when we have visitors ?