I owe MTN R15 airtime🤔now they’ sent me an SMS saying’ recharge with R20.00 and win a car🤔so” they think I’m stupid
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I owe MTN R15 airtime🤔now they’ sent me an SMS saying’ recharge with R20.00 and win a car🤔so” they think I’m stupid
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I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 🐀Rat
😥🙄
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What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
* What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him
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FIrst day when I joined Facebook
I thought people who get more likes are
Rich
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Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
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Wake up people
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A man suddenly fall on a slippery floor
when he was angry lmmediately he stood up,
he started laughing loudly.hahahaha…. fake laugh.
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Nxa This Morning My Girlfriend Was So Sick So That I Had To Carry Her To The Kitchen To Make A Breakfast For Me…
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Get well soon my love..
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There are people on your friend list who look at your timeline all the time, but they don’t really like you; so they never comment or like anything you post. But they won’t unfriend you because they are too scared not to know what you are doing.🙊
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The level of witchcraft in Africa will kill someone!!
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Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer,” your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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Relationship stress can make you lose weight,
I lost 9 kilometres in two days
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Bra Solly walked in a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.
“Please give me 250g steak and pap and give everyone 500g steak and pap because when I eat I want everyone else to eat as well!”
The barman gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted another order.
“Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky (johhnie walker black) because when I drink I want everyone to drink”.
Everyone was happy and they started singing Bra Solly’s praises saying SOLLY is the man!!
When Solly finished his drink he shouted again,
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!”
Bra Solly will be buried this coming Saturday!
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Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔
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“I DON DIE”
Is when u r oweing your landlord house rent for one year, and u go to the eatery and snap yourself when u are eating fried with chicken, and you come online and write, feeling rich with your landlord and 52 others
My brother better apply in the eatery, don’t come back to that house again
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Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.
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Being ugly sucks, you take 10 selfies and delete 12
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