TEACHER: “Why didn’t you study?”
STUDENT (NYAA) “A year has 365 days for you to study.
After removing 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that
are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141
days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour per day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way each year, and so we are left with
96 days in our year.
We spend 1 hour per day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Personal health and medical reasons take up at
least 35 days in your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days
of holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
Say you actually cook for 3 days each year; you’re left with 3
days in the year to study!
Let’s say you only go out for 2 days… you’re left with 1 day.
But that 1 day
is your birthday.
That’s why I did not study.”
“Teacher: Class dismissed.”
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