Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams?
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1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…😳
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2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…😧
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3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering…😟
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4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on…😣
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5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -264

I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day

Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties

Kenny is an engineer that can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT
FOR R50 – IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK R200 A
lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
R150 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have
lost my sense of taste”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient’s mouth” Lawyer: “Urgh..this is paraffin”
Kenny : “Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me R50” The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his
mouth” Lawyer (annoyed): “This is paraffin. You
gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Kenny : “Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me R50” The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a week later determined to
get back R200.
Lawyer: “My eye sight has become
very weak”
Kenny: “Well, I don’t have any
medicine for that, so take this R200” Lawyer
(staring at the note): “But this is R50, not R200”
Kenny : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me R50”

I just created a Facebook account with a false profile picture of a beautiful lady. Now my father sent me a friend request and he’s telling me that he is single and has no children.

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
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Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people

Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down

Funny But Most True Fact:

When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,

They Ask Each Other The Same Question,

“So, Which Platform Are You Working On?“

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams

The wife got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother
, and then called the second number his sister replied back . She dialed the third her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her monthly salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother knew of the story, she sold her jewelery and gave him the money

The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Abu Khalid The Electrician” …

Men Men Men!!!!!!

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays My Broda you must be Alright Physically,Emotionally,Mentally ,Kissically,Motorcally and Walletically