*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your rent.*

Girl the longer the skirt the longer the relationship days😊 The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days

Welcome to South Africa where you lend your friend money, And you end up losing both your cash and a Continue Reading..

Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?

If your girlfriend doesn’t act like a psycho with you, she is not in love with you.

Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻.. Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺 Fake Continue Reading..

Decade = 10 years Century = 100 years Millennium = 1,000 years A girl tells you we will be Together Continue Reading..

Husband:I heard our neighbour slept with all the women in this block except one and I wonder who she is? Continue Reading..