Sometimes God will bring back your Ex
just to check if you are still stupid

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers

That moment when a tall girl sends you her
picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of
3” at the bottom of the picture

If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
.
It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world

In China an earthquake hit them yet they still have electricity
Aii Mara South Africa a bird sits on the pole jiki jiki electricity is gone for 3days

When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..

I don’t really forgive people i just pretend as
if everything is well,take a chair and grab
some pack of popcorn and wait for my
turn…..

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you

Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So
he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, Pastor says to
congregation, “The Baboon is going to
pray today.” The Baboon sat still and the
Pastor repeated but the Baboon did not
respond. After the service pastor asks,
“Why didn’t you want to pray when I
asked you to?” Baboon says, “Was it
necessary to say baboon? You could have
at least said Brother Babs!”

Say No to drugs❌❌
Say yes to drugs✔✔
Its doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs
if you’re talking to them

Not every friend request is a friend request…
some are surveillance cameras