MOM ::Why are your Results so Bad ??

Me ::Bad Things happen To Good people💔

The story behind “ladies first”:
Long ago, a man ‘n woman were madly in love.They wanted to get married but their parents didn’t approve.So they decided to kill themselves.They thought the best way to do it was to leap off a cliff…The man couldn’t bare to see his sweetheart fall before him.. so he convinced her he would go first, and he jumped..
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But that bitch never did..

You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone

The traffic cops notice a car being driven erratically up ahead and when they draw near they see the driver clattering his dog on its head. They pull him over and the lead cop goes up to the car and says ‘Not only am l booking you for driving without due care and attention, l’m also booking you for cruelty to animals.’ The bloke says ‘lf you knew what this dog had done you’d give him a clout as well’. ‘Why?’ says the cop ‘ What’s he done?’ The bloke says ‘He’s just eaten my licence and insurance.’

My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies
only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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As I boarded the plane I nervously said to the stewardess, “How often do aeroplanes crash?”She replied, “Generally, only once.”

– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥

– Public Hospital: And Then You??

Just Because You Love Music
it Doesn’t Mean You Can Rap

Cuddling is for the rich.
No woman want to place her head on a broke man’s chest,
when the heart is beating “Debt debt debt”

The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God

Dating a Married Man is not the problem until
you see your name saved as engine oil.

After she takes off her wig and you are sitting there n be like:🤔
“No way!!…this person is a Man👩🏻‍🦲