When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly

“African Education system has surprising outcomes.

The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.

The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.

The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.

Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”

*To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. ….we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old..”*😂 😂 😁
*Sponsored by Broke Boys Association(BBA)

I was In town this morning when
Japanese man approached me. ” please….
Can you take ” he said.” Handing me a
camera. As he stood against the wall
smiling.I got into a taxi an thought, “what
a nice guy”.

Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!

No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .

Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*

Just Because you’re In A Relationship doesn’t mean
you’re taken.
We can still take you or Borrow you..

These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide

Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂

I was dreaming urinating in th the toilet,
as I woke up I found my blankets wet ,
I don’t know who the hell poured water on my bed!!! M so pissed

If your man starts bathing more than twice in a week,
just know that he is cheating

Did the priest lie??
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland asked the Priest beside her: “Father,
may I ask a favor?”
Priest: “Of course. What may I do for you?
Woman: “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s
electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday
that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is
there any way you could carry it through
Customs for me……….. Under your robe
perhaps?”
Priest: “I would love to help you, dear, but I
must warn you: I will not lie.”
Woman: “With your honest face, Father, no
one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest
go ahead of her.
Custom Officer: “Father, do you have anything
to declare?”
Priest: “From the top of my head down to my
waist, I have nothing to declare. ”
The official thought this answer strange.
Custom Officer: “And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?”
Priest: “I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.”
Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said)
“Go ahead Father.” Next!
Did the priest lie?