The way ladies cross the road infront of beautiful and expensive cars like Range Rover, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes benz its not the same way they do infront of avanza, quantum, siyaya and nyathi😂😂😂😂😂….

I have been looking and wondering about this for so long.
But why ladies tell us😂😂😂😂😂

Lemme sleep

Its only in black families were you will find
a Seven years old uncle

Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices

My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

To every girl who rejected me…..
ii was gonna hurt uu anyway.

Doc to an injured Patient
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Doctor : “how did this happen??
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Man : “My wife kicked me out”
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Doctor : “but it is not worth jumping down from a 2nd floor.
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Man : “doctor, you dont understand……I said she kicked me out literally”

I stopped watching Nigerian movies wen I saw that witch tasting her poison to make sure that it was enough….for the how Mara!

wife:Honey please on valentine don’t buy me anything I want you to show me your phone’s password.

Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?

Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?

Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.

Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”

Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir,
I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“

*Please my people,respect yourselves this holiday. If you don’t know English, just type “Happy Easter”. I don’t want see posts like “He aroused”, “He has arousen”, “He’s riced”, “He roasted from the dead”, “He is rising”. Someone even posted “He has resigned “. The worst are the ones posting “Happy Esther”.*

Why Should i Applaud A White Man For Speaking An African Language ? 😒
I’ve Been Speaking English For As Long As I’ve Been Alive 😏 ,
Where is My Applause ?

I Dont Care How Much I Spend On You But Remember :
When We Broke Up I Want My Money Back