And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.☝🤨
~•~
Is it true..??

If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August

l got angry and sold my
Samsung
phone because it was
charging much
of my airtime and data.
I then went
and bought a China
phone but am
now in a very big
trouble
1. It gets full after 3
minutes of
charging
2. The phone has TV,
Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter,remote control, 6 sim card
etc
3. Text messages can
be written
with a toothpick
4. It has some spelling
mistakes, it
is written NokLa
instead of Nokia
5. When an aeroplane
passes by it
records “one missed
call”.
6. When a big truck
hoots; it
records “charger
connected”
7. When a Chinese man
passes by
you it says “one
Bluetooth device
found”
It seems like my phone
is losing
mind!!!!!
Please, I want to sell
it,do u want
it?’

whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with bathing this winter

Have you noticed that people who are blind cannot see…!?

Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐
Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence

Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend

Girl: “Hi”😶
Rich: “hi babe”😊☺☺
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”😯
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”😨😨😨
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”🙆
Girl: “are u there?”😦
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”😡
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”😭😭😭

[2 minutes later]

Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”😡

Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”😠

Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”

I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50

There’s always that one☝family member who always views your status
and tell the whole family..!

Have you been so close to someone
but you were never in a relationship and
when both stopped talking,
it felt like a breakup?