When the broom realises that a mop is now ready to wipe the floor, it accuse the floor of looking like soil its self. What i mean is that Coca Cola can never drink sprite spirally!

Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something with a million in it.
So they said how about half a million? He agreed!!

I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh,
remember I said ‘people’ not animals

I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

I wonder what old people are doing on Facebook.
When they are here, then who is getting the
heart attacks and strokes?
People should know their place.

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you, She Be Like: “When We First Met ,you Were Custard. Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard… And In The End you are just a Bastard… Its Over!!!”

I am not perfect but at least i don’t call pastors and their wives mommy and daddy..!

Cheating was all fun and games until
girls started to cheat too.

Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you

Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

“No Woman Can Control Me, No Woman Can Control Me”; “No woman can tell me what to do”
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But Once She Says: “Go Lock the Door First” You Fly Like A Bird..!

We are black people❤

-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don’t care😂

-We call every cooking oil FISH OIL
We are proud😂

-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”
We are like that😂

-We call every cold drinks COKE
We don’t care😂

-We steal your belongings and help you look for them
We are just like that😂

-We name our dogs TIGER or Spider
We don’t give a f**k❤

-We promise to stab you with a slap or bare hand
We are sometimes strange😂

-We eat a fruit an expect to be healthy at the same time
We don’t care😂

-When electricity goes we go out and,check if it’s the whole street
We are just like that😂

-We blame atchar for smelling armpits even if we didn’t bath
We are sometimes weird😂

-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don’t have a problem😂

-We buy something,skip instruction&ask neighbors how it’s used
We don’t care😂

-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious😂

-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are like that😂

-We pay R500 to a sangoma so we can know who stole R50
We are sometimes weird😂

-We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that😂

-When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves
We are smart😂

-We share beers and cigarettes but we don’t share opportunities
We are sometimes selfish😒

✊ We are proud to be black and we love ourselves like that ✊

#proudly_black

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I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home, my car engine started to over heat. So I had to return and get the other car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I Don’t know what to do. Pliz help me.

Dr. Mapulanga’s reply.

Over heating of the engine after such a short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator. You need to check the oil and water levels in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid such problems in future. I hope my answer will help solve your problem.