I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff

Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.

I think Snooker is a cool game for men…
It teaches them to focus on many holes using just one stick

Some guys are HIV negative because they’re broke 😏
you should thank God for your brokenness is a blessing in a way

My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
–
He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me

You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement

When i grow up i always wanted to date a coloured chick ^_^
until i found out of their culture of losing front teeth. -_- -_-
..
Nah i won’t survive yazi. :/

No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend

I gave up on English the Day I realized that “manslaughter” is not the sound a Man makes while Laughing..