Father: Dude, why did you break up with her? She was a good woman..!?
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Son: She’s a murderer, she killed a spider in my room. How can I date someone who ruined my chances of becoming spiderman..
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I hope no one one ever feels pressured into buying me something special when I’m visiting their home 🏠, I eat what everyone eats😃, I sit where everyone is sitting😃, I sleep where everyone sleeps😃, I was taught that at home and I grew up with it
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[Touching story]👌
One day a boy touched a girl’s hand. The following day the girl touched the boy’s hand.
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What a touching story..!
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You ask me what is my name & I answer you politely 🙄 My name is Ben Sir, & you start asking me silly question like, it is Benjamin, Bernard or Benedict? 😡 It’s your father that answer all those names 😠
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Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.
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Two blind men were fighting…
Den I shouted dat am supporting de one
who has a knife
bt they both run away
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Hi I’m Lillian Dube, I’m a proud ambassador for clientele , I’m also a mother, grandmother, with three beautiful grandchildren, I remember going to uncles funeral as a child, and being so embarrassed Because there was no money, we had to beg and borrow just for basics, I promised myself that will never happen at my funeral I got a life cover. Please listen, this is very important, if you don’t have a life cover, get it today. It is easy and the premiums are affordable. SMS now, look at the number, I know the number is always there..”HaHa”
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I’ve been baby sitting a one month old baby
since morning till now
she hasn’t told me she’s hungry
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In America, when two lovers stare at each
other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear
something like :- “Why are you looking at
me, do you want to give me money? ” Life
is so beautiful in Africa.
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If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!
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Sleeping next to a new bae for the first time is tough.
You have to breathe in English😚
Not too loud, not too deep and not t0o fast
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God
for making them look like a Roll on
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Who Is More Stupid…??
(1)•The one is watering the garden while its raining…?
(2)•The one who shinning shoes for an ID photo…?
(3)•The One who reduce a TV volume to read an SMS..?
(4)•The one who fix a pen with an ovaralls..?
(5)•The one who takes a lunch box while he is working at the next door..?
(6)•The one who sell the bicycle just to buy a pump..?
(7)•The one who do eye shopping with a trolley..?
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Don’t forget to share…
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Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger
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The traffic cops notice a car being driven erratically up ahead and when they draw near they see the driver clattering his dog on its head. They pull him over and the lead cop goes up to the car and says ‘Not only am l booking you for driving without due care and attention, l’m also booking you for cruelty to animals.’ The bloke says ‘lf you knew what this dog had done you’d give him a clout as well’. ‘Why?’ says the cop ‘ What’s he done?’ The bloke says ‘He’s just eaten my licence and insurance.’
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