When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes”
So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Cobra
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Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight 😂😂😂 When He Text “Goodnight Babe” , Reply “She is Asleep Bro” Then Switch Off Your Phone
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*Even if ur wife has two simcards,*
*Save them as wife, NOT wife1 and wife2*
This message is brought to you by a hospitalized husband.
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If you see the world with the vision of love,
you will find everything so beautiful and meaningful.
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December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?
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MEDICAL FACTS“`*
“`Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise safe sex regularly, you will still die when your time comes
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Quote of de day
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didnt just wake up and become the best players ,they trained for a long time .so if your wife is so good in bed , my brother i have bad news for u
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Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London
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*Admin:* Hi guys, im adding Vivie to the group.
*Malume:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group.
*Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city.
*Mukoma:* Hi Vivie dont worry, am there…any problems i will be there.
*Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you have any problem, will arrange a solution for you.
*Shumba:* Hi Vivie, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.
*Samaz:* Hi Vivie, im here on stand-by for you.
Feel free any time of day, midday, a quarter day or whole day for any problem.
I am the solution. I will manage it for you completely and also..
*Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support.
*Sinyoro:* Vivie whats your full name
*Vivie:* Vincent Phiri
*Moses: left*
*Samaz: left*
*Shumba: left*
*Malume: left*
*Mukoma: left*
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Teacher :”kids tell me what your
parents do for a living”
Panado :”my mom is a teacher and my
dad is a mechanic”
Teacher: “good”
Nonto:”my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher”
Teacher :”good”
Nyaa: “my mom is a prostitute
and i don’t know my dad”
Teacher : “get out of my class and go to
principal’s office,and tell him what you just told me”
10 minutes later Nyaa returns smiling
and eating an apple
Teacher: “why are you smiling?did you
tell the principal what you told me?”
Nyaa: “yes I did”
Teacher : “what did he say?”
Nyaa: “he just gave me an apple and
asked me to give him my mom’s
phone number and address”.
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“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight,
There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”
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Samsung E250 was once R1500, and I got patient I bought it R400. ..
Samsung S8 l’ll be patient for you too.
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Respect your partner’s phone so that the days of your relationship will be increased..!
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I saved my Girl’s contact
with her real name on my
phone book but usually when i
pick her call i say “HI LOVE”….
.
So yesterday, i ran out of air time
while talking to her, so i had to
use my friend’s phone to call her
without he notice, when i dialed
her number on his phone, it
displayed “MY LOVE”. . . So i was
wondering how that
smartphone knew i was calling
her.
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Samsung Smart phones are really smart shame!!!!
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You to did I like others confuse to status your to it copy, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took you since✋ -_-
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Confused? hahaha (Now read backward)
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Send Your Lady Some Flowers To Work On Valentine’s Day
From A Secret Admirer,
If She Don’t Bring The Flowers Home…
She’s Cheating Fam🙆🚶
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