A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”

My Boss Is Indeed A Good Person, When He Buys A New TV He Gives Me The Old One, He Buy New Radio He Gives Me The Old, He Buy New Shoes He Gives Me The Old, He Buys A Cell Phone He Gives Me The Old One, Yesterday He Just Got Married To A New Wife I’m Still Waiting Baba🙇

I repeat baba I’m waiting, I’m waiting baba

A Small Boy Is Sent To Bed By His Father…

Five Minutes Later

Son : ” Da_ad !!!”
Dad: ” what ?!”
Son: ” I’m Thirsty, can you bring me a drink of water ?”
Dad: ” (Out Of Anger) No you had your chance . Now Lights Out”

Five minutes later

Son:” Da-aaaad ”
Dad:” What ? What ?
Son:” I’m Thirsty… can I have a drink of Water ?”
Dad:”(Really pissed off ) I Told you No !! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you !”

Five Minutes Later

Son:” Daaad …”
Dad:” What ? ”
Son:” When You Come In To Spank Me , Can You bring me a drink of water ?

As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.

Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples

*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting

The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”

Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes

My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
–
He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(

Some girls raise their hands during worship in church
just to show men they have no rings on their fingers