This Thing Of Sleeping With Phone in Hands,
Now I Bought A House Online

Dear slender girls!
Stop putting your bra’s on the washing line to dry………
Why???????👇
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Look like sun glasses

Not Everyone Had A Tough 2018,
Don’t Drag Other People Into Your Problems Please✋

Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym
but they are physically fit from running
from one man to another

My neighbour’s daughter has been knocking on my door
since but I don’t want to open
Their maths homework is difficult.

If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People

If ur wife cheats on you..my brother dont beat her,never sent her packing,dont argue with her… just make a big portrait photo of the guy she cheated with…and put it in ur living room,so that everytime visitors ask who the guy is::: you tell your wife to explain to them

Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??

Preaching the truth and nothing else but the truth:
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Polygamy is not about a man having many wives. It’s about every woman having a husband.
AMEN.

I want to be rich to an extent that when my wife starts and argument, I hit the table and say: You know what, Let’s go and argue in Dubai!

They called me at Police station and they said
someone opened a case for me.
Father God I am praying
I hope it’s the case of Heineken or Castle Lite.

A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

Coloured guys go to parties and stand somewhere in the corner
while their women dance just waiting for you to make one mistake

A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
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A woman with money won’t even look broke man..