imagine you accidentally post your nudes then boom,
battery finishes,charger breaks,
you take your moms charger then boom load shedding

`Some Irritating Facebook status

●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕

●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)

●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)

●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)

●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕

●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)

●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)

●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)

●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)

😒

*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
Let’s drink kkkkkkkkkk

Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
.
.
Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

Hello : 10111 !?
.
A Man Has Entered My House & He Is Raping Me Right Noowww Can Yoouuuu Aaahhh
Ooooh Yeahhhh Wowwww Hmmmmm Ooohh Yeahhhh Hmmmm Yessss Yeeeaaahhhh Harderrr Hmmmm Yeahhh ohh Shiit.
.
Arrest Him Tomorrow..

Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings

“Send Me Money💰/Airtime📲” is where a Guy loses 80% of Interest in a Girl..! 🙄

A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,

But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.

Nyaa married a good looking lady,
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

“I’ll be home when I want,
if I want,
what time I want,
and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table,
unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting,
fishing,
boozing,
and card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?”

His new bride said,
“No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night,
whether you’re here or not.”

One word for the bride?

“I’ll Never Propose To Someone Who is Stubborn✋”
is Very important When You Are Arguing With Your Girlfriend 😌

Sometimes Am Single,
Sometimes Am in a Relationship,
Sometimes Am Searching,
Sometimes It’s Complicated
It depends on who is asking