Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute
Money Doesn’t Change People,
it Only Unlocks Characters That Were Jailed By Poverty.
Women Stop Acting Like Men , Being A Man is Not Easy 😥😟 ..
Can You Wear 1 Jean For 5 Days ?
There was one boi called emenike he is a servant
Very dutiful and also dirty. One day when he is serving his boss a bowl of soup with his hand inside the soup. His boss controlled his anger and then confronted him.
“Emenike ur fingers are in my soup said by the boss”
Emenike replied, don’t worry my boss the soup is not hot.
I’ve just received sad news that my ex was hit by a truck…
Let me hope that nothing happened to the truck
A Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, the Pastor said to the congregation,
“The Baboon is going to pray today.”
The Baboon sat still and the Pastor repeated over and over again “The Baboon is going to pray today”, but the Baboon did not respond.
After the service pastor asked the Baboon, “Why didn’t you want to pray when I asked you to?” and the Baboon answered, “Was it necessary to call me Baboon? Everybody here is referred to as Brother irrespective of their status in life. You could have at least said Brother Babs!” 😂😂😂😃😃Everyone deserve little R*E*S*P*E*C*T
You take her to kfc for the first time.,
you be like babe what can i get u,
she be like”stop it i like it”
You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!
You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi
Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm
but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me.
A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors🙈 ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people😢 and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend🍻🍺 but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies
Some girls are like pregnancy
you can’t hide them 🤣
Day 3 of quarantine, I met some lady in my house named mom..
she’s kinda loud
“Cheating on your wife doesn’t mean that you don’t love her. It’s like hiring a taxi when you have your own car at home. It saves tyres, ensures longer lasting beauty and increases mileage.”*
Please send this to your wife and let me know which hospital to come & visit you !
Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!
TWO BOYS stole a big bag of oranges from neighbor & decided to go to a quit place to share the lot equally. once of them suggested the nearby cemetery as they were jumping over the gate 2 anter the cemetery , two oranges fell out of the big bag but they did’nt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag few minutes leter , a drunkard on his way from a bar , passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying :” one for me, one 4 u …..one 4 me, one 4 u ……..he immediately sobered up & run as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest ……………………… ” father , pls come with me. witness God & satan sharing the dead at the cemetery” they both back run 2 the cemetery gate & the voice continued ;:” one 4 me , one 4 u…….. one for me ,one for u …….. suddenly ,the voice stopped counting & said “WHAT ABOUT THE TWO AT THE GATE ?” you should have seen the marathon that followed wah ! ! ! the priest almost ran past the church gate shouting .” we a not dead yet ooohh ! ! ! !………. now u ‘re laughing………… don’t be selfish , send it to your friends put a smile on someone ‘s face ..
