In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays

My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….

I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name

i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY

If you don’t understand that there’ll always be a hotter girl than your girl,
you’ll chase🏃 girls for the rest of your life..!

DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”

PATIENT ” OK”

DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “

2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves

Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

Day 3 of quarantine, I met some lady in my house named mom..
she’s kinda loud

I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇

Babe, I’m cheating

If you’re single, trust me WhatsApp is the most boring app for you.

niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is

To Get Rich in Mzansi, You Need To Go To School, Get A Degree, Then Put Them ASIDE And HUSTLE Like A DROPOUT

A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”

“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”

“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”