Guys, you’re all invited to our wedding ( me & Mpho )
Date : 02-march-2019
Time : 10h00 am
Venue : Anywhere you see a tent
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I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂
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Am I The Only one who get excited when
the Car I’m In overtake another
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Rich on second day of marriage💏
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He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and gave her a beautifully packed iPhone 8+ box as a gift🎁
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The make-up artist opened the box with great happiness☺ but was suddenly depressed😔 to see a Nokia 3310 phone inside the iPhone 8+ carton
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Rich smiled and said: “same feeling i had when i saw my wife this morning”
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Boy: Mom Why Diamond Was Given The Name “Diamond”😀?
Mom: Because Her Mom Loves Diamonds😊
Boy: Ohh😯 then Why You Game This Name I have?😕
Mom: Shut Up Dickson
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That Feeling , When You Enter The Exam Hall Late And
Your Friends Have Already Sat in Formation Without You
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Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying
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Guy 1 : bro I have ever gone to the moon. What about you ?
Guy 2 : am planning to go land on the Sun.
Guy 1 : you will burn before reaching the there😨😱😳
Guy 2 : hey bro am not stupid 😎…I’ll go there at night😎😎
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Guys I don’t like to argue😕
I dumped her because she said they say: “All rights in court”😐 and i told her they say: “All rice in court”…She disagreed with me😑…so i can’t continue with a fool
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“I’ll Never Propose To Someone Who is Stubborn✋”
is Very important When You Are Arguing With Your Girlfriend 😌
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Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??
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*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*
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A woman and a man had an accident and none of them was hurt.so the woman told the man that it is God who what’s us to get married and the man agreed with her,and also the woman said that it was that a drink is here for them to celebrate.after the woman gave the man the alcoholic drink to drink after drinking it he gave the woman back the drink for her to have a taste of it.When the man gave it the woman,she also gave it to the man back,and the man asked why and the woman replied by saying the police are on their for the investigation.on reaching there they asked them questions on to who did this reckless driving,and the woman said check whether they would see any alcoholic drink
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Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?
Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I get upstairs, I put it back.
Jonas’s funeral is Monday.
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Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?
Look at you now!
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Ladies👭
Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁
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