*I’m not saying l hate my ex,l’m only saying that if l find her in the hospital
on life support machine
l will unplug the machine and charge my phone.
I jus hate low batteries*
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After finishing dinner in a restaurant,
the wife told her husband:
“give some tip to the waiter”😉
Husband called the waiter and told him:
“Don’t Get Married!!”.
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Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”
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Your ex is on fire what would you use to stop the fire?
Me: petrol
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That lady you are Eyeing is Beautiful because her partner is not Stingy like you … Ladies should l increase the Volume?
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When you drop your phone,
your heart hits the ground
before your phone does.
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Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎
Ouch!! 💔
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Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me
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When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules
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What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?
Great Thought in Modified Version….
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is (as good as)free for life.But for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn’t.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝
Last but not least….!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILEs often do….!!!!😂
And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.
Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!😃
.😂.😂.
For security reasons, I finally chose TV.
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If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here
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Side Chick: Reply Me Or Else I’m Posting Us
Me: Hey Hey Hey, Heello… Yewena Hiii
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After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life😍😍😍
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
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I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂
That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake
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Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
💁💁
I’m not saying anything
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If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10😂😂😂😂…..!
Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!
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