Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.
Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
loves you with crazy devotion…
The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..
I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls