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who is travelling.

Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.

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zip*

When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*不不不不

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best quality

Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and
loves you with crazy devotion…

The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..

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even on weekends*

the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*

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Tshirt

Heartbreak is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt

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Victoria Falls

I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
.

Hope I’ve not done bad?

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not saying anything

Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0

I’m not saying anything


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