Money can’t buy happiness,
but it can steal someone else’s.
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Getting married at the age of 22 is like
leaving the party at 20H00
Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”
Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where
These things is confusing me, perhaps you can help me out.
Look here especially those who did Theology at school! Enoch was the father of Irad. Irad was the father of Mehujael. Mehujael was the father of Methushael. Methushael was the father of Lamech. And Lamech married two women- Adah and Zillah. Then we have Adam who was 130 years and Seth was 800 years when he died. So if we divide 130+ 800 it gives us 16.1524375+ Methuselah’s years 962×16 which is 24 154. So why these year’s wasn’t!! I think I forgot what I wanted to ask Sorry for wasting your time😏😏
When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏
That lady you are Eyeing is Beautiful because her partner is not Stingy like you … Ladies should l increase the Volume?
Truth is bitter to chew,
but the reward is sweeter than honey.
“It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.” — Nicholas Sparks
If all he does is make you cry… My dear you are not dating a man… You are dating an onion… SHIYA LO VEG
When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life.
You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!
I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Have a small wedding, invite 20 people.
Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.
Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father
You can’t change people, either you accept who they are or start living life without them..! ☝❤
