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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May the lord guide you in every decision you make

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No Matter What is Going On With You Today, HE KNOWS. God Has Not Forgotten You, And He is Right There With You Through it.

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That awkward moment when you
get in the class late and everyone
looks at you 👀

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When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 year old me : when I grow up i want to be a Doctor.
14 year old me : anything is fine by me as long as I’m working.
At the age of 26 : clap your hands everyone for Dj Chicken

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My neighbour wants to consult a Witch Doctor for his lost chicken..!
For a chicken that was not even delicious!

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WIFE: “I should have married the devil, he
would make a better husband than you.”
HUSBAND: “But honey, marriage between
relatives is illegal?”

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Those who don’t react or comment on my posts.
My Grandma said I should ask you if you are testing her?

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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

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I owe myself an apology for all the
lame shit I let slide and all the shit
I chose to deal wit and accept.

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Girl Is Going Into The Operation Theater For Her Heart Surgery.

She Holds Her Boyfriend’s Hand Tight & Said,

Girl: “I am Having Heart Surgery Today.”

Boy: “Yes I Know, Don’t Worry Baby.”

Girl: “I Love You.”

Boy: “I Love You The Most.”

After The Surgery, Girl Wakes Up And The Only One Next To Her Is Her Father.

Girl: “Where Is He?”

Father (Surprised): “Don’t You Know Who Gave You That Heart?”

Girl: “OMG, What? Noooooo (Starts Crying)”

Father: “I Am Just Kidding, He Went To The Toilet.“

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A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night and dreaming, she suddenly shouted, “Get up quickly I heard my husband’s car out side

The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts himself and then realized, ”Damn,I am the husband!!!”

Who’s guilty?

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You know how difficult to draw eyebrows .
And your boyfriend texts you “Babe am not coming ”
Don’t do that boiz

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You should be proud of yourself because there are many situations where you want to give up and many people who wants to pull you down, yet here you are reading this inspiring message and realizing how strong and brave you are despite the problems you have been facing this past few days until now. So cheer up, and don’t let yourself down. Be more confident and neglect those toxic people. You can do it, trust in God’s name. Amen.

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Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.

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The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames

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