Charyolo : I Want To Divorce My Wife.
Lawyer: On What Grounds ?
Charyolo: She’s Out All Night , Every Night, Going From Bar To Bar .
Lawyer : Are You Saying She’s An Alcoholic Or Do You Think She’s Cheating ?🤔
Charyolo : No , She’s Looking For Me
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Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”
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i Commented “You Look So Cute🔥♥” On My Girl’s Pic
And She Replied “Thanks Bro” 😔😓 ..
What is Happening ? 😥😰 I’m Not Understanding
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You call me Man but you don’t understand✋
I’m more than that
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When you will get lost within yourself.
Like really deep.
You will find you have never been alone.
There has been a spirit always living inside you ..
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Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.
Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”
Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”
Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”
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*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*
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“Your greatest test is when you are able to
bless someone else,
while you are going through your own storm”
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“Sometimes you just need to talk about something—not to get sympathy or help, but just to kill its power by allowing the truth of things to hit the air.”
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I knw, Many of you can fail this
…!!!
.. …
Children Loves Cartoons.
We, Men Loves Football.
Women loves___________?
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When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, “What is life about?” 💭 found the answer in my room… 😊 the fan said, “Be cool.”💨 The ceiling said, “Aim high.”✔ The window said, “See the world!”🌍 The clock said, “Every minute is precious.”🕖 The mirror said, “Reflect before you act.” 📷The calendar said, “Be upto date.”📆 The door said, “Push hard for your goals” the floor said kneel down and pray
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I onces blocked my mom’s slap… The next day she was telling all the relatives and her friends that I wanted to kill her!!!
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Stay positive
the things you’re waiting and hoping for,
tend to arrive at the most unexpected moments.
Good morning
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We have so many needs in our life,
but at the end of the day,
all we need is to be needed.
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Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India
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Proof of God’s hand working,
is when the wind blows
a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind
blows dust into your eyes. And u end
up seeing nothing.
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