Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the State house, where the President lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Zimbabwe.They go with State House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will cost $9,000. ($4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my teamv& $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,”I can do it for $7,000. ($3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my team & $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Zimbabwea did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the State House & whispers “$27,000.” The official says, “You didn’t even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?” The Zimbabwean whispers “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, & $7,000 to hire the Chinese to do the job.”

I wonder why there is a fence at a zoo
I mean who can steal animals

I’m tired looking for jobs I’m looking for a girlfriend now
Any girl drop your CV via Inbox
Place
Age
Contact details
How many exes you have
5 years of cooking experience
Closing date Friday late application will not be rejected will be considered as side girlfriends
Interviews to be held at my room
Come with black skirt not black pen,sex statement and sex number not SARS no.No sexual record not criminal

Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm
should be included in 1000 ways to die

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!

Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick

We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and
tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”

Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…