Kgótso ‘s brother caught a thief who had been stealing his vegetables and decided to drag him to the village square.
Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, “Please, I have forgotten my slippers in the farm, can I go and get them?”
He obliged, “Hurry up! I would be waiting for you here.” He waited endlessly and realised he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother Kgótso what had happenned
Kgótso brutally slapped him and said, “You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go to get his slippers for him!”

Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend

Boy: “Hey, All The Best”

Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.

People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥

Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”

Ladies just a quick reminder “Men don’t forgive cheating”..!

[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Zimbabwean guy quoted 10 million.
Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”
Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour,
2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the zimbabwean guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me,
and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
Let me park here

Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
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Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day

Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,

if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother

Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”

If you come to see me and they tell you am not around but you still arguing…
I come out myself and tell you am not around!