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I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.

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Angulu FIRS:
If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine’s Day.

Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.

Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.

Marry a rich person everyday is New Year’s Day

Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children’s Day.

Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool’s Day.

And if you don’t get married, everyday is Independence Day!

Marriage is the only school where you get the Certificate before you start.

It’s also a school where you will never graduate.

It’s a school without a break or a free period.

It’s a school where no one is allowed to drop out.

It’s a school you will have to attend every day of your life.

It’s a school where there is no sick leave or holidays.

It’s a school founded by God:

1.On the foundation of love.

2.The walls are made out of trust.

3.The door made out of acceptance.

4.The windows made out of understanding

5.The furniture made out of blessings

6.The roof made out of faith.

Be reminded that you are just a student not the principal.

God is the only Principal.

Even in times of storms, don’t be unwise and run outside.

Keep in mind that, this school is the safest place to be.

Never go to sleep before completing your
assignments for the day.

Never forget the C-word…Communicate.

Communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.

If you find out something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate,

Remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate,

God is not finished with him/her yet.

So take it as a challenge and work on it together.

Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main textbook of this school).

Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.

Sometimes you will feel like not attending classes, yet you have to.

When tempted to quit find courage and continue.

Some tests and exams may be tough but remember,

the Principal knows how much you can bear and yet

it’s a school better than any other.

It’s one of the best schools on earth;

joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.

Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.

After all the years of theorizing about it, now you have a chance to practice it.

To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.

Marriage is a place of love, so love your spouse.
More grace from God.

Send this to all your married friends to encourage them, and to your unmarried friends to counsel and educate them.

Beloved!
God bless you and bless your marriage.

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It’s hard to hear “it’ll get better” when you can’t imagine it ever happening.
But it will. Just keep trying. Keep fighting.

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Three things cannot be long hidden ……
The sun, The moon
and The truth.

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Dearth Raw💀

Is When You Tell Your Best Friend About How Nice Your Men Is In Bed And She Excidentaly Say “I Know Plus He Is Too Huge”

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I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face

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The bad part of being lonely is that,
you easily fall for the very first person,
who shows you that you are not alone .

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BREAKING NEWS

A 72 seater bus belonging to zupco and a truck Carrying cargo from South Africa today around 11am just 20km before Bulawayo stopped and drivers greeted each other as they used to work together at Zupco buses.
Drivers don’t forget each other on the road.

Thank you for paying attention.

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I’ll hide my broken heart beneath a laughing face
and though you’ll think I never cared,
no one can take your place.

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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?

Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”

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Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”

— Carroll Bryant

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Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime

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My sister real men don’t kneel down to
propose, They will impregnate you and let
you decide whether you will marry them or
not.

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When you have no money anything you say at family gatherings
makes you look like you are bringing confusion.

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It’s only in Africa 🌎where setting a bed🛌 at the centre of the room is not normal,🤷 it only becomes a normal when it touches the wall.

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