The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.
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“Tomorrow is always Fresh,
with No Mistakes in it yet….!!”
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A Man Looses His Wife To Death And Remarries A Year After, He Did The Rught Thing, He’s Being Praised And Congratulated For Moving On, After All Life Is For The Living. A Woman Looses Her Husband To Death And Remarries After 4yrs, “aaah! So Early? Are U Sure She Wasn’t Sleeping With That Man Even When Her Husband Was alive? That Was Why She Killed Her Husband
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Never waste time on someone who does not have time for you.
be with someone who will say “time is wasted if I am not with you”
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A Fact : A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton.
Argue??
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Stop it I liiike it
Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?
Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home
Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far
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Stop saying that another man’s food is another man’s poison. …….
can u please take your poison in peace. ..
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*I want to congratulate all the members of this group👍🏽: despite the difficulties of this beginning of January, nobody has sold his or her phone yet !!*
*You are strong … Some groups have already closed *
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I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here it goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can prescribe to you:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store.
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses..” !!
What medication is this mara??
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I went to Genesis Hotel through Exodus road. On the
way, i saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of
people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at
the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling
loudly “Samuel,Samuel” . At a stage, the, first and second Kings of Chronicles
were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for
the misfortune of Job their
brother.
Then they noticed that Mr Psalms was teaching his
children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes while singing the Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and
Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel
and
Daniel their friend.
By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled in
the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem.
Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah who introduced
him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is
Malachi. Immediately after the old tradition,Matthew,
Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts with the Romans who were behaving like the
Corinthians,who were always at loggerhead with the
Galatians.
At that time too, the Ephesians realizing that the
Philippians were close to the Colossians,suggested to
the Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who had gone to the
house of Titus to
teach Philemon his younger brother how to read
and write in Hebrew.
On hearing this, James asked Peter to explain to him
how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of my journey. gudmrng
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?
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A friend Knows your life in and out but still loves you the way you’re…. friendship goals.
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{DID YOU KNOW??}
🌼~🌸
1. 84% of people remain quiet even when
they really want to say something in order
to avoid an argument with someone they
care about.
❤~💛
2. Psychology Says, Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
💙~💚
3. Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong
person? Immediately put your phone on
airplane mode and once it fails to deliver,
delete the message.
💛~❤
4. Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women
unreasonable expectations.
💚~💙
5. Before going to bed, 93% people count
that how many hours of sleep they’re going to get.
❤~💛
6. It takes 2 to 4 years to completely get to know someone. Those waiting this long to marry have less chance of divorce.
💙~💚
7. Psychology says, people will never
understand the decisions you make, unless they have experienced how hard it is to be in your place.
💛~❤
8. Cheating is directly linked to lack of
intelligence, insecurity, low self esteem and an overall sense of intelligence, insecurity, low self esteem and an overall sense of unhappiness with one’s own life.
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Don’t let time sneak up on you.
Enjoy every moment that you can.
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When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?
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SOMETIMES ONCE YOU FEEL THE PAIN ITS WHEN YOU START TO WRITE A POEM
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