Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties

*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world bank*…nonsense

Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I pray nothing happens to the truck

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Do you still remember those awkward
moments in schools during Exams?
1. When a bright student tells the invigilator
that question 4 has a problem, but you have
already answered it…
2. When a fellow student asks for a graph
paper, but you are finished and did not see
anywhere where it was required…
3. When the invigilator says jump question 6
we will rectify it later, but it was the
question you enjoyed most when
answering…
4. When you see people busy using rulers
and you are wondering what is going on…
5. When you hear your friends arguing after
the exam whether the answer to question 5
was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was
-45000
6. When other students r bzy with a
caculator n u asking yoself “r we writing the
same paper
7. When you skip Q2 to Q3 coz you’re
clueless of what is required then Q3 ithi
“Use the answer found in Q2 to complete
this question”