Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
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Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”
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Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
–
Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”
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in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself
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Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?
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I want to love someone whose heart has been broken,
so that they know exactly how it feels and won’t break mine .
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In 2019
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On the funeral program there must be the one
who will speak for those who were warning him
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This December
Mom: go back where you’re coming from
Me: don’t worry i just came for a jersey im going back
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I think i need a baby, I’m not motivated enough i need to do it for my son
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Whn U Thought Tht Ur Crush Finally Inboxed Uu
Kanty He/She Just Joined Messenger
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{You think You’re Ready for Relationship?}
————–•°••°•—————
Let me break this down for you, that sh*t ain’t all about being lovey dovey everyday and all, some painful sh*t gonna happen. Every relationship feels like the best thing ever in the beginning. All the spoiling, sweet messages, long phonecalls, happiness, spending a lot of time together and good sex.
Are you ready for the sleepless nights? Loosing weight? The insecurities? The jealousy? Falling out of love? Watching the spark in your relationship vanish? Being ignored? Not spending time like you used to? Being cheated on? Feeling like you are the only one putting effort in the relationship? The everyday fights? The painful words you are going to hear? Growing apart? Confusion? The rumours? The breakdowns? The stress? The moods? The 2min happiness, 7 days of tears?
If you are not ready for all of this Then you are not ready for a relationship Most people go in and out of relationships
because every time their relationships reach this point they cant handle the heat! Most couples blame people or point
fingers at each other for their failing relationships instead of sitting down and discussing what the problem is and how to fix it. How do you expect your relationship to work if you are not
trying to make it work?!
Most relationships go through this but all at different times and stages. If what you feel for each other is real y’all just going to have to pull through . Many couples give up on each other when their relationships reach this point, they are too lazy to try and make things work. Some be like “Love shouldn’t be this hard” Who said love
is all rosey and smooth
? That sh*t
is hard and painful.
To get to paradise you must pass through all the deserts, the forests, the rain and the thunderstorms. Nothing worth having ever comes easy!
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How old were you when you noticed that listen and silent have the same letters?
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What The Heck Does The “z” In “LOLZ” Mean?
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“Laugh Out Loud Zebras?”
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This touched me.*
*There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.*
*She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.*
*She told her boyfriend, ‘If I could only see the world, I will marry you.’*
*One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.*
*He asked her,’ Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?’*
*The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.*
*Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: ‘Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’*
*This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.*
*Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.*
*Life Is a Gift*
*Today before you say an unkind word -*
*Think of someone who can’t speak.*
*Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of someone who has nothing to eat.*
*Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of someone who’s crying out to ALMIGHTY GOD for a companion.*
*Today before you complain about life -*
*Think of someone who died too young.*
*Before you complain about your children -*
*Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.*
*Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn’t clean or sweep -*
*Think of the people who are living in the streets.*
*Before whining about the distance you drive*
*Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.*
*And when you are tired and complain about your job -*
*Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.*
*But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -*
*Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER.*
*And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -*
*Put a smile on your face and thank GOD you’re alive and still around.*
*And before you think of closing your Whatsapp messenger, Please think of sending this to as many people as you like…It might change someone’s thinking towards Life.*
*Remain blessed.*
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You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a
taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs
you to be like this, you need to laugh with
people”
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Btw I’m single for anyone trynna fall in love with me
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And you give your crush your homework to copy and
she gets a zero
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When You Text Someone Out Of Boredom
And They Leave You On SEEN
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