When a ivstarted smoking weed
I arrive at home and found my dad watching movie
And I join him,I starred at him for 5 min
And said it face look familiar boy
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Teacher: “What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?”
Pappu: “A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl“
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his is why I don’t like abbreviations.
My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me :
*i need your dic fo my ass,,,,,*
*me:* I quickly replied “but I don’t have condoms”
*lady:*”what condoms? I said I need your *dictionary for my assignment*.”
Eishhh
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Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??
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When you ask her to send you nudes
then you see her “typing”..
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Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”
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No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..
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Amazing But True
There are Billions of people in this World
But
Sometimes you really need just
One .. ‘
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, by the advice of Ophelia the wise woman, they wrote:
“AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!” 😜😜😜
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You are a mistake
I would gladly repeat.
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Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited
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A couple had a fight one night
when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied:Good night Father of none
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A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “No he’s not” because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.
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When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!
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Love is the only thing that will save us, independent of any mistakes we may make. Love is always stronger
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