i love people who can make me laugh,
when i don’t even want to smile
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Why was the broom late for school??
it over swept😂😂
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Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi
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Jesus is coming like it or not .The reality is that it is true though other people would say it been a long time preaching by our fore fathers but it still remains so be prepared waite for His coming end of time have arrived.
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Why did the broom came late?
It over swepted
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Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
😂😂😂😂
*Hope I am not lying*
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l went for a walk at the botanical gardens today…and l saw a nice cute couple chilling under a tree ,sometime later they were doing something on the tree then they left…since l love things l went to the tree just to see,they had carved their names and put it in a heart…
Some people would find this romantic but l stood there actually shocked.
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People are busy carrying knives on dates……….Scary!!!!
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U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished
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Her: since u slept with me, u never text,
call or give me money for my hair😒😒😒
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Me: Have u ever seen a president campaign
after winning the elections?
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The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept with,
is when he is waiting for his HIV TEST RESULT.
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Being a real man doesn’t mean you sleep with 100 girls.
It means you fight for one girl even
when 99 others are chasing you
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With the right person, you don’t have to work
so hard to be happy.
It just happens.
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Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.
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Are you having problems in your life? Are u strggling to make ends meet? Are you failing your exams? Having difficulty in finding a job? Is your health not doing well ? Are u strggling to find cash? If so …. yenzi plan
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Love deeply and passionately.
You might get hurt but it’s the only way
to live life completely.
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We will flip a coin to determine our future.
Head, we will be together.
Tail, we will flip again.
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