Masepa Moment When you Bought Your Main Girlfriend Ticket
Worth R50 ya P.F.N.R Then Dj Travis Shout ”
All my Single Ladies Make Some Noise”
Then She Start Screaming

Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!

A teacher’s letter to a parent:

“Dear Parent, Jabu your son, doesn’t smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath.”

Parent replies:
“Dear Teacher, Jabu is not a rose flower. Don’t smell him, just teach him! Thank you.”

A Matured Ex Boyfriend Will Always Give You Money
For Your Hair And Nails

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless

Sometimes you have to pack your bags💼🎒 ,
go to the airport✈ , take pictures and come back home

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: WIFE
Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

Please circulate to all scientists & non-scientists.

What’s the use of wearing G-string
if you have a flat ass…i mean
What are you dividing?