I didn’t say you were a slut….I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often…
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍕🍹
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Corona or no Corona, staying away from people is always a good idea…
Malema: Jacob zuma what is a country next to USA?
Jacob Zuma: USB
The pain of not being able to tell your girlfriend that
your other girlfriend is cheating on you
with a guy that is playing her
How Can I Transfer Money that is in my mind to my bank account
When A Black Cat Pass By…
Whites : It Adorable, Isn’t☺…
Black : Umangobe😱😱, In Jesus Name Fire!, Fire!
The way I have anger issues
I just carried a fridge to kill a spider
To Those People Who Get into Bed And Fall Asleep Sametime … 😕😏
Don’t You Have Thoughts ?
I’ve realised that South African people don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.
CALLER:”Hello,Mr Hlongwane, You have won
a trip for two to USA,who are you gonna
take with you sir?”
ME:”I’m not taking anyone, I will go twice!
Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it.
Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that
God will make things get better
It’s funny how ladies think they can do everything that a man can do…. like seriously can you wear the same underwear for seven days
~Just because you’re more religious than someone else,
doesn’t mean you’re a better person.
Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father
Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview
Are you happy in your relationship or I should give you my number ?
