I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace

This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”

I dont mean to brag but my bank says
I have ‘an outstanding balance’!

is Your Mom Even Your Mom if She Doesn’t Walk into Your Room
To Stare At You , Then Walk Away ?

Son: Father, what must I do to make Zulu man get angry.
Rainbow: Buy him teeth brush and Colgate

That moment when a tall girl sends you her
picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of
3” at the bottom of the picture

TIP:
“Never treat your current partner based on what your last partner did”

Welcome to south Africa where
blacks think pimples can be cured with sex

Soldier: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but pls
leave our grandma out of it!
Grandma (shouting Leave who
out)?… War is war, everybody must face the
consequences!!

[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!

When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please

Dear Female Seniors

Can this year see who is who toe? Leave those weave and make up at home. We are tired of dating our relatives