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A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.

The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!

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A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
“To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,” the attorney reads.
“To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.”
“And finally,” the lawyer concludes, “to my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong” (Nyaa smiles hysterically)
And the lawyer continued…
“To my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong,
Hi Nyaa!”

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*I’m hosting a party*
*Free food🥞🍔*
*Free Alcohol*🍷🥂🍻
*Entrance: Your Grade 1 report*
😂😂😂

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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

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Black parents only start to talk to you
about the danger of unprotected sex
when you tell them that your girlfriend is
pregnant

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Never make permanant decisions on temporary feelings.

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I’m going to take the past and burn it up,
Lift my head and carry on
‘Cause baby I’m stronger than you’ll ever know.

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When buying Christmas presents for
Papa/ Prophet/ Spiritual Fathers &
Mothers , don’t forget to buy for your
biological parents… Yes, they may not
speak in tongues but they deserve
your honour and respect..

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When I go to sleep at night:

I am sleeping only 5% and 95% I am thinking thousand of why’s, if’s and how’s.

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Aden: bro can u swim?

Wasam : NO!

Aden : Dog is better than u because a dog can swim.

Wasam : ok can u swim?

Aden yes!

Wasam : So what’s the difference between I and a dog…

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Teacher: why are you sleeping while im teaching
Bundle of joy: why are you teaching while im sleeping

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_this message can not be viewed by your phone,
please put it in water for 08 seconds_

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My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend

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No one choose to be an orphan. No parent choose to die and leave their children without defence, love and care🙄. May God watch over and be with all the orphans in the world😘

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Look out for yourself because in the end that’s all you’ll ever have

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