Did you hear the one about the guy who invented the knock knock joke😶……
in fact he won the no bell price
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Did you hear the one about the guy who invented the knock knock joke😶……
in fact he won the no bell price
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witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates
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What is the first sign of getting old ??
*Grey Hair….*
No!!
*Loss of Memory….*
No!!!
*Wrinkles in Face….*
No!!!!
*Doctors Prescription and Medicines….*
No!!!!!
*Baldness….*
No, no, no!!!
Then what!!!!!??????
_*When Your Wife Stops Suspecting You*_.!😀😀😀😀
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FM stands for Free Mode that why
Radio does’nt show pictures!!
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na na na na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.
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Girl:I am leaving you cuz u
focus too
much on football…
Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full
transfer…
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An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 😂 😂
.
The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.
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She said “swimming paul” instead of “swimming pull”😂
She must go back to primary school
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*When you were born, your mother spent
hours giving birth to you; you thanked her by
crying every night in the middle of her sleep
*When you were 4; your mother bought you
ice- cream; you thanked her by dropping it
all over the floor
*When you were 6; your mother used to
drive you to school; you thanked her by
closing the car door and not even
looking back
*When you were 10; your mother paid for
music lessons; you thanked her for not even
bothering to practice
*When you were 12; your mother paid for
summer camp; you thanked her by not even
writing one single letter
*When you were 13; your mother took you
and your freinds to the movies; you thanked
her by asking her to sit on a different row
*When you were 15; your mother was
waiting for an important phone call; you
thanked her by being on the phone all day
*When you were 17; your mother cried on
your graduation day; you thanked her by
partying out with your freinds all night; and
not even phoning her to tell her that you are
okay
*When you were 18; your mother carried all
your bags and stuff to your college campus;
you thanked her by telling her to go away as
you was embarrassed in front of your friends
*When you were 20; you got married and
your mother cried of happiness on your
wedding; you thanked her by moving half way
across the country & not bothering to keep in
touch
*When you were 30; your mother was old
and asked you to take care of her you
thanked her by telling her that shes annoying
and old people should stop being such a
pressure on their children
*Then suddenly one day; your mother quitely
died; and everthing that you didn’t do came
rushing back and hit you like a crash of
thunder on your heart
Cherish and respect your mother while you
have the chance…
You will come to Cry when she is Gone. Others were not lucky enough to spend many years with their mothers.
Remember: we only have one mom.
Kindly press LIKE & write,”I LOVE U MOM” if
you are proud of her
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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over them. They are life-changing statements:
1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them – a wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.
10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven’t done much today.
12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you can’t view the plain.
14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don’t have that limits you; it is what you have but don’t know how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that the person is a fool…… Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t expect it from cheap people.
Have a good day
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The law of karma still exist..
What goes around comes around..It is well.
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Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV
u miss 112 episods of isidingo
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It is so sad that i cared each time
even when i say i don’t
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iBreak up yama 2000
.
Her: “Lion”
Him: “What is it now bbe?”
Her: “Love is over now”
Him: “Why bbe?”
Her: “Legal wise”
Him: “What r u saying bbe?”
Her: “Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer ”
Him: “Are you really breaking up with me
bbe
“?
Her: “Lunch bar”
Him: “What’s that now”
Her: “Obvious”
Him: “Can I see you one last time ”
Her: ” Tseee Tseeere Tseeee”
Him: “What do you mean”
Her: “John Cena”
Him: “What about him?”
Her: “You can’t see me
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Missing my freind like crazy
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So technically showing up at the bank
in a mask and gloves is ok now.🤔😆😂
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