Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another one!”
A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito
Mom is every thing that you need cause she can see u when something is wrong don’t be rude to your mother cause she all type of good thing that u thing I thanks it luyanda
I started fearing Nyaope the day I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. When I switched it off he asked me who sang the song because I was afraid he would moer me I said “Yamaha Feat Petrol”
My brother if you want to confuse all your girlfriends,just Photogrid all of them and write ”My sisters and the love of my life”.They will all reply with ,”Babe that’s sweet”.
Now I have a feeling wisdom is about to murder me.
Some guy found my debit card at woolies literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡
What is Love?
Love is when your Husband catches you naked
with another man and says “Baby dress up lets go home”
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What is Death.
Death is when you agree with Him
