People are getting into Long distance relationships…
and I still wonder how should I say a proper ‘hi’ to a stranger girl ;_;
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Good morning all singles…….! The rest will get your good morning from your boyfriends/hubbies or girlfriends/wives.
Put more jackets singles its cold and
make yourself warm and fat with clothes
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*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.*
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There’s no other romantic walk than
walking with bae to the ATM
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Never Hate People Who Are Jealous Of You
.Respect Their Jealousy Because They’re The Ones Who Think That You Are Better Than Them , Not You !
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The harder you fall the stronger you rise
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Relationship Stress will hit you to the point
where you end up seeing an Ant
breastfeeding its babies shem
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Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English
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If you wanna know the truth about yourself
Offend your neighbour..
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I think FM stands for free mode.
That’s why radios don’t show pictures.
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When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks
“Dear do have any women in your life other than me”?
Remember your answer is not important at this time
Important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart beat in control
So be careful
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In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test.
In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
#ProudlySouthAfrican
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After breaking up
Ex bae:hello
Me: hy
Ex bae:wat are you doing
Me: I am at a funeral
Exbae:who died
Me: my feeling for you b****
Ex bae:
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Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh
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You need to have enough courage not only to come to somebody’s life, but also to stay in it.
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My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day
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