Maybe you don’t need the whole world to love you,
you know. Maybe you just need one person.”
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Ever since I finished School I even forgot how to “Reed” and “Rite”
Love is like two people holding a rubber band,
we pull, then when one person let’s go,
it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..
`Some Irritating Facebook status
●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕
●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)
●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)
●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)
●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕
●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)
●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)
●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)
●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)
😒
I should hv stayed in the womb
i wasn’t paying rent there
Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🤣🤣🤣
A couple of strangers a man and a woman were sitting next to each other on an international flight when the Captain came on the intercom and said: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry to have to tell you that, due to a major systems malfunction, we will not be able to make land and we will have to put down in the ocean. I’ll be frank with you. It’s going to be extremely rough and some of you may not survive. Good luck and keep praying.”
With that, the woman turned to the man and said: “Quick! Make me feel like a real woman!” The man pulled off his shirt, handed it to the woman and said: “Here you are love, Iron this …”
A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
…1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with loveand care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.
I don’t trust a man on a wheelchair
with dirty shoes✔✔
Girls mood is the best challenge to test the boys patience
You know someone means a lot to you
when their mood can easily affect yours.
Less Ego, More Excellence. (y)
Less Talk, More Do.
Less Rude, More Polite.
Less Fear, More Wins..
lf you scared of dying alone then
become a bus driver
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning
and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
“I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no…. I was released from jail.”
An american tourist asked a boatman in
zanzibar…
Do you know,
-biology
-psychology
-geology
-geography or criminology?.. …
The boatman said, No i dont know any of those.
The tourist then said, what the hell do you know
on this earth?…you will die of illiteracy .
The boatman said nothing…..After a while the
boat developed a fault and started sinking,
The boatman then asked the tourist, Do you know,
Swimmology and Escapology from the
Crocodiology?…
the tourist said “No”
The boatman then said, well today you will
Drowology and the Crocodiology will eat your
Assology. I will not Helpology and you will dieology
because of your Badmouthology
People will only Respect your Relationship
if you Respect the Person you are in a Relationship with.