f you want to begin a life looking for The GOD
which is all around you,
then every Moments become PRAYER…
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
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TODAY, Don’t think of saying any UNKIND W0RD, think of the people who can’t speak.
Don’t complain about the FOOD yu eat,
some have nothing.
Don’t complain about LYFE, many die
young.
When you’re TIRED of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled & those who wish they had urs.
When SAD TH0UGHTS seem to put you
down, paint a SMILE on your face & thank GOD you’re alive n you’re still around.
LYFE’s a gift. LIVE IT WELL
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I went to Zoo and we paid R200 for entrance but I wanted to take a picture hugging a lion but forbidden me. Mxm what a waste. Why so much money but will not allow to take pictures with animals?
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Why Does It Always Have To Be A WOMAN
Who Keeps The Relationship Alive
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Don’t lose hope.
You never know what tomorrow may bring.
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Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy
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Imagine dating someone who likes going to church
but he/she don’t even know the type of wood
they used when crucify Jesus🤦
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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….
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You never know when life will Start
giving you what you want hope for the best
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Why does the Guy on the passenger’s seat
always talk more than the Driver?
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LADIES A man without money is not broke,
he is temporary unable to dispense cash…
just like ATM. Guys are u with me?
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Ladies…
Just because he put an engagement ring💍 on your finger that doesnt mean you must be rude and desrespect other men. You are not married yet but just booked for marriage. Remember booking can be cancelled anytime!!!
Nxaaa stop being n acting weird
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The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week
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*Once again please*
*If you are experiencing the following:*
*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*
*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*
*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆
*Stay at home & Be safe***
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Good morning.
Start your day with a smile &
lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok &
full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all
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