What baffles me the most in church⛪ is seeing ladies👩 fainting letf,
right & centre but still remember to close their legs
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When you are broke, no one takes you seriously.
Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!
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9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
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What a shame…!!
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Stop rewarding yourself with food.
You are not a dog.
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A naked woman robbed a bank
none of the men remembers her face
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Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you She Be Like:
“When We First Met u Were Custard,🔥 Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard💔… But In The End you Were A Bastard… Its Over!!!” 😮
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They told me that to make her fall in love,
I had to make her laugh.
But everytime she laughs,
I’m the one who falls in love.” —
Tommaso Ferraris
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If you spend more time on Facebook than WhatsApp,
then you’re probably single.
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There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried
Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.
Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.
Then He Got An Idea.
He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”
About 20 People Stood.
Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”
About 25 More People Stood.
Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”
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Your mama so stupid that she
doesn’t know that if your single or married
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when I see two kids Fighting I stop them and
slap the Ugly one!
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Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????
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You`re like an alcohol.
I don’t keep you for the taste,
I keep you for the feeling.
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That moment when u visit your
rich relative in the surburbs,
then his wife serves u 2 slices of
bread,1 egg and a small cup of tea.Then the
children come to u and ask “uncle,so u will
finish all these?”
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In yo heart u will be like “Fotseki,i finish the
whole loaf alone,now whats this?”🍞
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A Universal Philosophical Refutation
A philosopher once had the following dream.
First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher said to him, “Could you give me a fifteen-minute capsule sketch of your entire philosophy?” To the philosopher’s surprise, Aristotle gave him an excellent exposition in which he compressed an enormous amount of material into a mere fifteen minutes. But then the philosopher raised a certain objection which Aristotle couldn’t answer. Confounded, Aristotle disappeared. Then Plato appeared. The same thing happened again, and the philosophers’ objection to Plato was the same as his objection to Aristotle. Plato also couldn’t answer it and disappeared. Then all the famous philosophers of history appeared one-by-one and our philosopher refuted every one with the same objection. After the last philosopher vanished, our philosopher said to himself, “I know I’m asleep and dreaming all this. Yet I’ve found a universal refutation for all philosophical systems! Tomorrow when I wake up, I will probably have forgotten it, and the world will really miss something!” With an iron effort, the philosopher forced himself to wake up, rush over to his desk, and write down his universal refutation. Then he jumped back into bed with a sigh of relief. The next morning when he awoke, he went over to the desk to see what he had written. It was, “That’s what you say.”
#Joke_of_theday
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Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!
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