What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?
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Your mama so old she always say
oh i am old but cant spell the word old
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Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
•°•°•
Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..
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Its better to let go with a smile in face
than to hold on with tears in eyes.
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If your man starts bathing more than twice in a week,
just know that he is cheating
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You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a
taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs
you to be like this, you need to laugh with
people”
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TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the
guests how far we have reached… if i say small
you say small smaller smallest.
(the class agreed and they started)
TEACHER: small
CLASS: small smaller smallest TEACHER: big..
CLASS: big bigger biggest.
TEACHER: tight…
CLASS: tight tighter tightest
TEACHER: ( smiling) thats good.
CLASS: thas good thats gooder thats goodest.
TEACHER: 0K
CLASS: OK OKIER OKIEST
TEACHER: No
CLASS: No noer noest.
TEACHER: stop
CLASS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: OH
LORD!
CLASS: oh lord oh lorder oh lodest…
PRINCIPAL: stupid class
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Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon
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Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world
and you start sleeping with him…
my sister is that how you reward liars
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I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!
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Mlondi ask a trainer in the gym:….
Mlondi : i want 9 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can i use
Trainer reply : use the atm
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If your enemies throw a stone at u,
.
.
just smile and throw back a flower at them..
.
But,
.
.
make sure u throw it with the pot…..
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That awkward moment
when you’re buzy laughing with your crush…
and your nose decides to make a balloon.
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Smile and let everyone know that today you are lot stronger
than you were yesterday.
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When your relationship ain’t ridding on N1🚗, but your career is taking a flight🛫.. It should be fine.
Rather struggle to find a partner, than to struggle to take care of yourself.
Focus on turning your dreams into reality, the rest will follow!!
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