When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..

In America, when two lovers stare at each
other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear
something like :- “Why are you looking at
me, do you want to give me money? ” Life
is so beautiful in Africa.

Are you a female aged 18-24?
Fluent in English, and want to travel and do
modelling in America?
That’s nice nhe, shame.

If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
.
Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! “She said she didn’t believe him, so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? “To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Clarence, – I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone! “

That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

Ever faked a story so good that
you even forgot that you’re lying ?