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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life….😁😁😁

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Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings

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Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance

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If I delete your number,
you’re basically deleted from my life

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Why cant Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs dont make a white!

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your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh

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When times get rough you’ll find out who your real friends are

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My girlfriend took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive➕
How will i take care of 3 children?

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Am i the only one who closes whatsapp so fast
when i see someone ‘typing’?..

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You can’t be strong all the time.
Sometimes you just need to be alone and let your tears out.

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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account

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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge
you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over
them. They are life-changing statements:
1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can
lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what
they do; so judge them not from their
words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad
because it’s a law of nature that the tree
that bears the sweetest fruits gets
maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life
because when life starts taking from you, it
takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw
stones on the path of your success. It
depends on what you make from them – a
wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting;
overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running
the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly
not a good place to stay.
10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you
are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big
to you, then you haven’t done much today.
12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone
else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you
can’t view the plain.
14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you
are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don’t have that limits
you; it is what you have but don’t know
how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a
lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt
person and an honest person is: The
corrupt person has a price while the honest
person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone,
don’t think that the person is a fool……
Realize that the person trusted you much
more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t
expect it from cheap people.
Have a good day

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A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up. The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.

Doctor: “Can You Read This?”

Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”

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Whenever i have a problem,
I just sing, Then i realize
my voice is worse than
my problem.

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If your girl is quiet, you better believe something’s wrong. It’s either she’s:
1. Overthinking about something
2. You said something wrong
3. She’s getting jealous
4. About to cry
5. Needs your attention
6. Hungry
7. All of the above
Don’t ignore her when she’s silent.

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Whiskey in ice, Sunset and Vine..,
You’ve ruined my life, by not being mine..

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