When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results
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When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results
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Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president
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Its better to let go with a smile in face
than to hold on with tears in eyes.
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After smoking my weed
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits
I asked them if they were gay. And they arrested me.
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The Problem with Girls they want Cute Boys
.
And Cute Boys have Boyfriends
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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”
The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.
Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”
The priest said,”It is my penis.”
“What does it do?” Asked the nun.
“It brings forth life.” said the priest.
Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”
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Avoid the people that want to be
best friends immediately.
They’re usually the over-dramatic ones.
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Don’t Look Back
As you travel through life there are always those times
when decisions just have to be made,
when the choices are hard and solutions seem scarce
and the rain seems to soak your parade!
There are some situations where all you can
do is to simply let go and move on,
gather courage together and choose a direction
that carries you toward a new dawn.
So pack up your troubles and take a step forward.
The process of change can be tough.
But think about all the excitement ahead,
if you can be stalwart enough!
There could be adventures you never imagined
just waiting around the next bend
and wishes and dreams just about to come true
in ways you can’t yet comprehend!
Perhaps you’ll find friendships that spring from new interests,
as you challenge your status quo
and learn there are so many options in life,
and so many ways you can grow!
Perhaps you’ll go places you never expected
and see things that you’ve never seen,
or travel to fabulous, faraway worlds and
wonderful spots in between!
Perhaps you’ll find warmth, affection and caring,
a “somebody special” who’s there
to help you stay centered and listen with interest
to stories and feelings you share.
Perhaps you’ll find comfort in knowing your friends
are supportive of all that you do
and believe that whatever decisions you make,
they’ll be the right choices for you!
So keep putting one foot in front of the other
and taking your life day by day.
There’s a brighter tomorrow that’s just down the road.
Don’t look back, you’re not going that way!
Author : Unknown to me
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How Zulu People Behave in A Restaurant
Zulu: How Much is The Tea ?
Waiter: R15
Zulu : And Sugar?
Waiter: it’s Free
Zulu: Ok Give Me 1 Cup Of Tea And 5kg Of Sugar
Waiter: Fainted
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I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter
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If I dated you in secondary school i am “not your ex” I was just going through some homework stress…
Wanvela
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Love is the only thing that will save us, independent of any mistakes we may make. Love is always stronger
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One of the good things about goodbye, is that it means you’re a little closer to a new hello.
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My sister just had a baby .. she ddnt say if its a boy or a girl
i dont know if im a uncle or an aunt”
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Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her
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The way TUT students look at us when
they are In a bus
You’d swear they are Real Madrid entering
the stadium
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