What`s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
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You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..
Dear Future Wife
If I cheat, you don’t leave.
You sit down with me and help me fight this demon…
If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”
Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.
Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.
*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!
Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?
When Going To School
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White People
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*2 Books📚
*1pen ✏
*1pencel
*Erasser 😁
*Apple🍏
*1phone📱
*Textbook📖
*Charpner
*Banana🍌
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Black
*9books 😨
*Lunch Box 😢
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook 😅
*Lunch Box For Shiit 😂
*Ponds😦
*Charger😑
*5Cellpone 🙂
*7Flip File :v
*Headset 😁
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula 😆
* mirror 😡
*Dawn☺
*Vaseline😣
*Strght cap 😢
*Backet Head 😂
*Scarf 😂
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove 😊
*Tissue ☺
* Hair con 😕
*Bottle For Water 😦
*3Eraser 😉
*tablet 😃
*Laptop 😐
*Weed Nd Cigarette
Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass
Have you ever looked at your boyfriend and wondered how a handsome guy like him
fell in love with an idiot like you
The sad truth is that most men are paying to be in relationships.
It’s nice to know that someone wants to be with me.
And it’s even nicer to know that,
the one who wants to be with me,
is the one I want to be with too .. ‘
Ke December what kind of mom are you:
The Paranoid mom : You are not going anywhere.
The Cautious mom: Come back at 18hour we lock the gates.
The Dettol mom:I will see you in January
The way I’m soo broke I’m even thinking of going to the Loan shark
and borrow a couple of thousands
then do a protection order against him
Coca-cola 2L price in South Africa
Pick n Pay – R14.00
Adam’s shop – R18.00
Shell garage – R24.00
Traffic officer – R250.00
Licence department – R3500.00
“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too
Success is not just a measure of how big you can DREAM,
it is also a measure of how much you can DO.
Good morning.
