If ur boyfriend allows👉u to chill💃n stay in taverns🥂🍻n pubs🍺🙄trust me🤦♂️u not🙅in his plans🤷♂️as his future wife👩❤️👨
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I love texting instead of phone calls because
it gives me more time to think what to say
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DID U KNOW?
Thailand has the highest number of
prostitutes!
Bt vele what else cn u expect when the
country’s name is THIGH LAND,
when the capital is BANG COCK and
a tourist spot is called FUK ET?
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Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol
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I guess I have issues expressing my love
to the closest people to me,
until they leave.
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When I joke they take it seriously.
When I am serious they take it as a joke.
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Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because
I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech
that’ll leave them crying for 4years.
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If you can’t send her transport money,
date the ones in your street..!
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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
‘Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap’
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My sister, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband.
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Whatever you do always give 100% …..
Unless you are donating blood
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Dead bodies r very happy……
U know why ..
Socho think think…… Fool kahi k…
Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme
bo michael jackson in graveyard.
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A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!
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Can Someone Borrow Me R700 If I Don’t Pay ,
You Can Block Me I’ll Understand.
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CALLER:”Hello,Mr Hlongwane, You have won
a trip for two to USA,who are you gonna
take with you sir?”
ME:”I’m not taking anyone, I will go twice!
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Being Single is So Nice 💯% ..
i Haven’t Bathed For 7 Days
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