I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she,
didn’t give me money for Transport.
I don’t understand.
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Shout out to the lady who complains about
being single but never goes out✌
I guess your soulmate will have to
break into your house then.
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When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!
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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
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Someone Just Texted Me Saying ” With All Your Funny Jokes , Have You Ever Been in A Serious Relationship ? ”
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I’m Touched
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those who buy thier kids toy motorbike please tell me
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.who’s baby u expect to push your kid????
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Every good relationship needs only two things
-A little time to be spent with them
– A true care to be shown always
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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Women know nothing about fridges.
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Who ever was the person who first created alcohol in this world. 😂
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I think he added a little bit of English as an
ingredient during the production of the alcohol. 💖
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It’s not your fault for hurting me.
It’s mine for thinking you wouldn’t
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Stop breaking your own heart by trying to
make a relationship work, that clearly isn’t
meant to work. You can’t force someone to
care about you. You can’t force someone to
be loyal . You can’t force someone to be the
person you want them to be.
Sometimes the person you want most, Is the
person you are best without. You got to
understand that some things are meant to
happen, but not just meant to be. Some
things are meant to come into your life, just
not meant to stay forever.. Don’t lose
yourself by trying to fix what’s just meant to
stay broken.
You can’t get the relationship you need from
someone who is not ready to give it to you.
And you might not understand WHY NOW,
but I promise you. Your future will always
bring understanding of why things didn’t
work out. TRUST ME.
Don’t put your happiness on hold for
someone who’s not holding to you. Some
chapters just have to close with closure.
Straight up
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Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they
just answer questions.
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The people who do not appreciate the little things of life,
are not worth the big ones
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Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick
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In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat
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My sister if you don’t want to work hard,
you will fight for a man until you die..!
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