Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
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These scientists are bloody liars 😂

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones

Welcome To The 21st century !!

*Our Phone – Wireless
*Cooking – Fireless
*Cars – Keyless
*Food – Fatless
*Tyre – Tubeless
*Dress – Sleeveless
*Youth – Jobless
*Leaders – Shameless
*Relationship – Meaningless
*Attitude – Careless
*Wives – Fearless
*Babies – Fatherless
*Feelings – Heartless
*Education – Valueless
*Children – Mannerless

Everything Is Becoming Less But Still Our Hope – Endless

*in Fact I Am – Speechless 😗😍😂

A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

A man can work for 5yrs and live happily
with his unemployed wife, But let a lady
work for 5dys with her husband
unemployed. The whole community will get
to know about the good for nothing man.

Indian movies be like:
Voice:I luv u
Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”

Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.