I like myself better when I’m with you.
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I like myself better when I’m with you.
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Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage
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*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*
Please give me $100
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Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?
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Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!
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What are the perks of living alone?
Its always ur turn to do the dishes.
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My Father says my Girlfriend is ugly but
when i look at my Mom
-aii let me drink some water!!
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You don’t need anyone to understand you.
You know yourself. People can only advise you. Lol
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I’d love to show you my world,
but I’m pretty sure you have a mirror at home
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I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!
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Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money
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Not every girls with big eyes are beautiful,
some of them look like a shocked frog!!!
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Imagine going through your bae’s phone and see.
“sidechick” in the call log and when you call it
BoOom!. . your phone rings..
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
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what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand
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PLEASE do not go down. What you
are about to see will surprise you.
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SWEETHEART, PLEASE I SAID DO NOT
SCROLL DOWN…
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OMG!! DIDN’T U HEAR ME….
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BIKO, WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN!
DO NOT GO…..
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I WARNED YOU. DO NOT SAY I DID
NOT WARN YOU…….
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FOR THE LAST TIME. HONEY, STOP
RIGHT THERE…..
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WOW!!! You made it all the way
here. Now receive the blessings.
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YOU WILL WALK IN GOD’S HUMOR
FULL OF BLESSINGS…..
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PEOPLE WILL NEVER LOOK DOWN
UPON YOU….
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PEOPLE SHALL REMEMBER YOU FOR
GOOD……
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HAPPINESS & SUCCESS SHALL NEVER
CEASE IN YOUR WAY/LIFE……
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SHOWERS OF FAVOR FROM GOD
WILL FOLLOW YOU & YOUR FAMILY…..
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NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST
YOU & UR FAMILY SHALL PROSPER
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Write *AMEN* & *LIKE* if you believe in God’s work…
Please share for others to see…
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