Everyone must b carefully when walking outside ,
i just saw a lion right now on top of de matches box
plz be warned

To those who type “Meh” insted of “Me

Are You Goats?😑

The boy is asking the old man:

– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.

Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖

Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you

Matomane promised his girlfriend twenty thousand rands while chatting with her on whatsapp. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel.
“Honey! Where’s the R20 000 you promised me last week?” She asked.
“I don’t have any money with me right now babe, but here’s my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account”
He gave her his ATM card and left for durban, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.
Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend,
“Hello. Matomane,
I just deposited the R100,000 I’ve been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon.”
Matomane is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree.

Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices

Ladies, if your man does not give you time i am here to give it to you.
Now its 22:15 pm.

My neighbour bought an iPhone worth $3 000 yesterday! Then in the evening she came to me asking for salt! I told her to DOWNLOAD it!

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

By the way Orlando Pirates last beat The Glamour Boys in the year 1BC!!!
😝😝😝😝

BC = Before Corona