~Trusting You Again Is My Decision,
Proving Me Wrong Is Your Choice .. ‘
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So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them
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Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours
Brain: She’s probably cheating on you
Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping
Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?
Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???
Brain: Breakup
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A signboard outside a restaurant read “Eat As Much As You Can, Your Grandchildren Will Pay”
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Rich entered the restaurant and ate as much as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill, he laughed, pointed to the signboard and said” don’t u see? Only my Grandchildren will pay”
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The waiter replied “This is not your bill, It’s your Grandfather’s bill”
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The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding
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Hard Times Are Sometimes Blessing In Disguise.
We Do Have To Suffer But In The End
It Makes Us Strong, Better & Wise……..
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Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion
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Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’
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Don’t spend today worrying why yesterday was bad.
Spend it planning on how to make tomorrow better
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Dear Mosquito
I know biting us is your job..
But is singing
really necessary?
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*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂
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South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor,
“Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back,
“You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
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Philosophy Of Life:
At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,
Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.
Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.
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I remember way back I had no followers on Facebook, 2014, I would post my pic, wait for 2hrs & when no one comments, I will log in with my other account & comment under the pic ‘Nice pic bro’ your very handsome no wonder girls fight for you
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Accounting students walk like
they know the ingredients of making money
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