A man and his wife came home drunk and went to sleep.
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So you scrolling for what cause I said they went to sleep.??
Do you want to wake them up?

No One Deserves To Grow Up Without A Drunkard Uncle

No one makes good jokes like an ugly person

I hope we never become the parents
who ask their daughters what they did wrong
every time a man gets abusive with them.

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.

Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.

A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”

A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.*
Am waiting for the rejected ones.

My Roommate’s parents were here today
so before they leave they took out R500
and said we gonna see what to buy
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So my Roomate doesn’t wanna give me my
R250