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They say every man is polygamy in nature.. Makawa!๐ŸŒš I wasnโ€™t there when they say it ๐Ÿ™„ when God said letโ€™s there be light and there was light ๐Ÿ”ฅ was Nigeria there??๐Ÿคท



You ask me what is my name & I answer you politely ๐Ÿ™„ My name is Ben Sir, & you start asking me silly question like, it is Benjamin, Bernard or Benedict? ๐Ÿ˜ก Itโ€™s your father that answer all those names ๐Ÿ˜ 

I donโ€™t like picking call from fat people ๐Ÿ™† their hello can swallow airtime โ˜น๏ธ

The best gift a child can give to his parents is the best of he/ herself ๐Ÿคท


Whenever my girlfriend airtime sender called her๐Ÿ“ž
I will pretend to be like a deaf and dumb ๐Ÿ˜œ

Everything in diz world is subject to change
but d word of God doesnโ€™t change๐Ÿ’


I wonder why the children voice is more louder ๐Ÿ˜‚ in church anytime they share the grace ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I canโ€™t come & kill myself ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿšด ๐Ÿƒ

I called you on video call๐ŸŽž๏ธ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it๐Ÿ™„

I prefer girl to sit next to me in a bus๐Ÿ˜
bcoz some guys Armpit can make you jump out of a moving vehicle