Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A
Car?
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I Put My Dog Out Of The Window,
You Put Your Face Out,
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Then People Started Shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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Some guys are very successful
because they have more than one girl praying for them,
prayer points in many locations
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Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken
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I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace
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Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ?
because they don’t wear pants silly
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please put it in water for 08 seconds_
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So on Whatsapp, this chick asked if I
owned a car.. , I replied with a ‘No’ and
Then Her Profile pic and Last Seen
Disappeared .
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Any Idea ?
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Women are naturally expensive.
So stop calling them such names like ‘gold diggers or materialistic.
Just go for the one you can afford with your coins! Stay in your lane
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XHOSA Ladies Lack Patience ,
You’ll Date Her For 10Years And She’ll Suddenly
Start Bringing Up Stories About Marriage 
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Why Do Y’all Rush ? 
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Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!
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Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT.
she’s a girl not a cup of tea.
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You are mine Am your’s this story of love ends here…
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Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap
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These things is confusing me, perhaps you can help me out.
Look here especially those who did Theology at school! Enoch was the father of Irad. Irad was the father of Mehujael. Mehujael was the father of Methushael. Methushael was the father of Lamech. And Lamech married two women- Adah and Zillah. Then we have Adam who was 130 years and Seth was 800 years when he died. So if we divide 130+ 800 it gives us 16.1524375+ Methuselah’s years 962×16 which is 24 154. So why these year’s wasn’t!! I think I forgot what I wanted to ask Sorry for wasting your time
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A letter of Apology for Being Absent at Work for The Whole Week..
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Die Boss Am first off all ask you that you are how? And your family is how too?? My latter I right to sorry you for seeing me not there all 7 days. On Monday I work up with a marathon stomach. I tried to col you but didn’t touch the phone, in the afuthanunu I started taking out food with the mouth and it was wessy.
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Thank you Boss.
Mogale M.P
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