She asked me: “What do u do for a living?” Then I replied: “I analyse and invest in highly risky business opportunities that has the possibilities of high returns, I deal with investing in business opportunities across England, Spain, Italy, Germany, France etc.” She was so excited but she never knew…. . . . I was talking about Soccer Betting
That awkward moment when you are chatting with beautiful girl😍 at a wedding👫 and your mum comes and tells you,
“Pour that rice in a plastic and take it home😌.
That will be your Supper
A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
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Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”