Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?

Her : how much do you love me
Me : l love you so much, l can’t measure
Her : no just tell me
Me : :okay, l am like a cell phone and you are
my sim card. I’m nothing without you
Her:wow that’s so romantic
Me : (said myself) Thanks God she doesn’t
know I’m a China phone, with FOUR sim
card……..:(

Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger

Bob Walked Into A Bar Around 9:58 Pm

He Sat Down Next To A Blonde At The Bar And Stared Up At The Tv Just As The 10:00 Pm News Was Coming On.

The News Crew Was Covering A Story About A Man Preparing To Jump Off The Ledge Of A Building.

The Blonde Looked At Bob And Said: “Do You Think He’ll Jump?”

Bob To The Blonde: “You Know, I Bet He’ll Jump.”

The Blonde: “Well, I Bet He Won’t.”

Bob Placed 20 Bucks On The Table And Said: “You’re On!”

The Blonde Also Placed Her Money On The Bar, Suddenly The Guy On The Ledge Did A Swan Dive Off The Building, Falling To His Death.

The Blonde Was Very Upset, But Willingly Handed Her 20 Bucks To Bob Saying: “Fair’s Fair, Here’s Your Money.”

Bob: ” Look Ma’am I Can’t Take Your Money. I Saw This Earlier On The 5 Pm News So I Already Knew He Would Jump.”

The Blonde: “I Saw It Too, But I Never Thought He’d Do It Again.”

Bob Took The Money.

They have started waving again guess
the conference didnt help at all

I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him

My son is very stupid.He gets zero even if I write homework for him

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.