A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home
and found her bathing. since he was blind, she
let him in. After bathing, she came out naked
with her legs spread and started shaving in front
of him and tried to make a conversation by
asking him, brother John, what brings you here?
Is everything OK at home? He replied, yes o, very
fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye
surgery and I can see very clearly now
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When You Are Happy You Enjoy Music 💃
When You Are In Trouble You Understand The Lyrics
🙇
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Boys will hurt you until you understand that
“sex Before Marriage Is A Sin”
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Inside a white Girl’s handbag:👇
.
Car Keys
Full make up kit
Set credit cards
I Phone8
Orbits😊
.
Inside a coloured girl’s bag:👇
.
Chappies
Halls
Rizzler
Weed
Okapi
Vaseline
Vodafone
Credit cards😏
Nip( Vodka)
.
Inside a Black Girl’s handbag:👇
.
.
Shoes
Broken Mirror
Stolen Lipstick
Vaslaap
Sassa Card
Gentlemagic
Shoprite till slip of last month
Mobicel
Dead cockroach😂
Ntsu or taxi( snuff)
Lekwete la mobu
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I never wished for a Million.
I just wished for only ‘ONE’ of a million.
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A break from someone will either make you realize how much you truly miss/love them or How much peace you have without them..!
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Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.
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My eyes know that I’m not perfect match for her but my heart has on eyes, no ears, so it’s beating for her.
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Jealousy can make an African girlfriend read all the 400 comments on her boyfriend’s post & check their profiles..!
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•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me
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Respect is the most important element of our personality.
It like an investment,
whatever we give to others,
it will return to us with profit ….
Good morning
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How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today
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you with me, me with you, and God with us”❤
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Drinking garri doesn’t make you poor
but allowing swallow is poverty
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If yo wife is sick,don’t rush her to the hospital immediately,send money to her account first,if she doesn’t get well immediately then you can take her to the hospital.Just learnt there’s a new sickness common among women called moneylaria and the best treatment is bank alert
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When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you to your destination. So in relationships if you won’t get to the promised Land of marriage, please hook us up with the correct people going to the marriage destination as well and we don’t waste each other’s time
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