iBreak up yama 2000
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Her: “Lion”
Him: “What is it now bbe?”
Her: “Love is over now”
Him: “Why bbe?”
Her: “Legal wise”
Him: “What r u saying bbe?”
Her: “Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer ”
Him: “Are you really breaking up with me
bbe
“?
Her: “Lunch bar”
Him: “What’s that now”
Her: “Obvious”
Him: “Can I see you one last time ”
Her: ” Tseee Tseeere Tseeee”
Him: “What do you mean”
Her: “John Cena”
Him: “What about him?”
Her: “You can’t see me
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Every morning is new for beginning
for evey person who want to do something
Good Morning
Facebook is Destroying our Mindset
“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Galπ
Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone π
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Husband: what do u mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
: οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½ ….!
ππππππ
*Happy Easter in advance
Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day
Touching your pockets and not feeling
your phone shocks more than electricity..!
I’m done blocking all the beautiful women
If you see this you know what it’s means
My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge
Learn to tolerate & make peace with your man’s financial status Or
else you’ll go around chasing every man who has a lot of money!
Most ladies don’t want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.
Let’s start the argument, am ready.
Life is not finding yourself
life is creating yourself
A way of separating with yr girlfriend b4 14 Febuary!!
If u found 8 missed calls just say “Stop making many calls you are killing my battery nd I can see you are capable of killing me”
Iβm jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.
SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie