Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.
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Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish,
but you only spend it once.
So spend it Right.
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours,
give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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honestly. i couldn’t hate 2019. it was really a difficult year. at some parts that was miserable, exhausting and sad. but for the better part, i met a lot of amazing new people and got to know better the ones I already had. but most of all, 2019 pushed me to be a better me.
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Some breakups can make you steal your mother’s phone
and text your Bae
“Makoto, Why are you doing this to my child?
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If you don’t fight for what you want
can’t fight for what you lost
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I watched numerous episodes of Ben 10 yaz
And there’s not even one where he had an affair with an older woman
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Joke Of The Year 😂🤣
Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .
Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??
They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”
Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins
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please don’t push yourself too hard-
little steps are just as great as big ones.
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For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.
That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.
Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.
I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017
“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!
You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017
Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.
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All of us have someone in this world with whom we feel a closeness. Perhaps it is a son, brother, sister, mother, father, niece, nephew, or just a close friend.
It is difficult to see them suffer any pain, but can you imagine the love it would take for you to voluntarily inflict pain upon them for the benefit of ungodly people when they have done nothing wrong or worthy of pain? If you can grasp that though, you will have some idea of what went on in the mind of God in giving His only son
There can be no true love without sacrifice. In scripture, love and sacrifice are connected.(1John 3:16)
Good morning and have a Blessed Sunday as well
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A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean
and people still think you are being funny
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WHICH OF THIS SENTENCE DO YOU LIKE
HEARIN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL ABOUT YOUR
MATHS TEACHER.
1.Maths Teacher Is Not In School
2.Maths Teacher Will Not Be Coming To
School Throughout This Week.
3.Math Teacher Is Sick
4.Maths Teacher Is Dead.
5.Maths Teacher Has Been Fired.
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Girl: I can do anything 4 u.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, Ur mother might be getting worried.
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