you can’t be ugly and play hard to get_
just give it to us
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I don’t date broke men…. yet she doesn’t own a single pair of heels let me not talk about a hand bag
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My boss just e-mailed me, “Send me one of your funny jokes Jack.”
I replied, “I’m working at the moment, I will send you one later.”
He replied, “That was fantastic and really funny, send me another one.
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confused guy posts on Facebook!
Wrestling is really stupid, how can men without pants fight for a belt?
Someone replied, “If you think Wrestling is stupid, what of football where 22 men run after a ball and after getting it, they kick it away”
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Some Men Are Idiots.
You Ran Away From Your One Child Only To
Become The Stepfather Of four..!
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Sometimes I just can’t ignore the way
I feel when I see you smile.
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Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”
Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”
Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”
Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“
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Do girls really look at other Girls butts🍑
and be like
“Damn i wish that was mine “
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I remember one time when I was in the supermarket😐
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I saw a kid crying while throwing tantrums just because her mom didn’t buy her favourite chocolate🍫
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Due to my clean heart..I bought the chocolate and ate it in front of the kid
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Those of you who don’t have kid’s please log out for few minutes,
we wanna have parent’s meeting
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There are only two times that I want to be with you.
Now and Forever.
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Dear future wife❤😊…..don’t worry yourself about making kids….I’ll come with them😁
You dont deserve the stress of childbirth
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After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life
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The Guy Is On His Final Question For 5 Crore On KBC, And Has One Lifeline Left ‘Phone A Friend’
The Question Was-
“Which Bird Does Not Make A Nest?”
1 Sparrow
2 Swallow
3 Blackbird
4 Cuckoo
The Guy Is Not Sure, So He Calls His Girlfriend.
She Answers, “Stupid, It’s Obviously A Cuckoo, 100%”
And The Guy Wins.
Later The Guy Calls His Girlfriend, “How The Hell Did You Know That, Honey? I Must Say You’ve Got More Brains Than I Credit You For!”
And The Sweet Thing Replies: “Well, You Idiot, A Cuckoo Lives In A Clock Na!”
“The Guy Is Still In Coma”
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Don’t be afraid to fall in love ❤️ again,
not everyone in this world is like your Ex.
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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? ” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into Mc Donalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29”. “I am actually 47! ” This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age. ” As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47. ” Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that? ” The old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at Mc Donalds. “
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