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Jack was lying on the doctors examination table today when she asked “How is your libido?” “My what?” I replied “Libido” she said “Do you feel like having sex?” “OK,” I replied “But we’ll need to be quick my wife is in waiting room “

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Speaking English is easier when you talk in front of those who don’t understand..! ☝

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Wedding night confession
Husband_Sorry I slept with a lot of prostitutes
Wife_I said it!!! your face looks familiar
Husband fainted

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Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat

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When a girl says to you “do whatever you want”,
do not do whatever you want.
It’s a dare,not a permission

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A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.

You know why?….

*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*

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Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

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Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?

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A morning without GOD is like a
mind with no thoughts and EMPTY.
Thank God for this blessing!!
Good Morning

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Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen
meat without chewing because you
thought someone was coming

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After she takes off her wig and you are sitting there n be like:🤔
“No way!!…this person is a Man👩🏻‍🦲

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Can I sell my feelings on Gumtree I dont want them anymore.

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I I am coming from my child school to take results

1 .MATHS…U
2.ACCOUNT. .E
3.ENGLISH. .U
4.Facebook. .B
Whatsapp. .A

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I Don’t Give A Fvck Whether Your Bio Is Written “Taken”…
I’ll Assume That’s Your Favourite Movie.

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“three things you don’t do:
1.beg for anyone to stay in your life.
2.beg for anyone to talk to you.
3.beg for anyones attention.”

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