Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.
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In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in South Africa.
There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend’s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort
of dishonorable behavior. Unless she’s really attractive. — Bruce Friedman
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. — Marvin Kitman
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland
When You Realize That You Are Wrong ,
Do You Stop And Apologise ? 😕
Or You Carry On Arguing ?
The best feeling in the world is
knowing your presence and absence
both mean something to someone.!!☺
I just washed a “Polo” shirt I bought from China mall
this afternoon and
the man on the horse decided to stay in the water
I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to pay.😖When we stopped at a robot,😶
I quickly got out of the taxi and I fled away🏃♂️.
Unfortunately there was also a Police Officer in the taxi.
He got out too and chased me 🏃🏿👮🏼.
In my zigzag run I only managed to get for some distance😞😫.
The cop was catching up😨…He took out his gun and shouted “Freeze😠”! I stopped running😦 and raised my hands to surrender😞.
The cop pointed his gun at me andSays”Bro🤨.. ,just keep on running🏃♂️ so that I keep chasing you🏃♂️🏃♂️… I also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
They always return when the ones they left for break them
Sorry we are not your toys or something you put on the shelf and decide to play with again
We are precious we just didn’t realize it because we were busy loving unfaithfull persons 💗
Gd night sweet dreams
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..
I don’t believe in getting sad for no reason.
You might not know what is it,
but it is there. Definitely there is a reason.
Need to stop texting when am drunk,
am back with 3 of my ex’s🙇
Find the single one
👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫
Couldn’t find? Because is you
I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
Don’t Blame Me,
I Was Born Awesome