Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!
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Letting go of the bad memories,
makes room for the good memories.
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Some girls eyebrows are as thick as a slice of polony
cut by your unemployed uncle..!
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There are only two times I want to be with you,
now and forever.
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TODAY, Don’t think of saying any UNKIND W0RD, think of the people who can’t speak.
Don’t complain about the FOOD yu eat,
some have nothing.
Don’t complain about LYFE, many die
young.
When you’re TIRED of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled & those who wish they had urs.
When SAD TH0UGHTS seem to put you
down, paint a SMILE on your face & thank GOD you’re alive n you’re still around.
LYFE’s a gift. LIVE IT WELL
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When I go to sleep at night:
I am sleeping only 5% and 95% I am thinking thousand of why’s, if’s and how’s.
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If u can shave ur eyebrows completely and u can draw them back with eye pencil, don’t ask money to do ur hair. U can equally shave ur head bald and draw the weave of ur choice😜
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Work on being the best version of yourself than competing with others.
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Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick
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Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
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People with dimples were fed on an empty feeding bottles🍼!!!!!
Case closed and good night in-advance with your dimples
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Truth is bitter to chew,
but the reward is sweeter than honey.
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This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶
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Don’t be shy. Text him again,
he probably just forgot that he’s in love with you.
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Teacher:”Why are you laghing?”
.
Boy1:”I saw a trap of your bra”
.
Teacher:”get out !No class for you
for a week”
another boy starts laughing
.
Teacher:”why are you laughing?”
.
Boy2:”I saw both strap of your
bra”
.
Teacher:”Get out !No class for you
for 1month”
.
[Teacher bends down to pick up a
chalk]
.
and Little TC started
packing his books and walked
out
.
Teacher:”And where do you think
you going?”
.
Little TC:”with what I saw just
now,I think my school days are
over”
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When a girl is so good in bed but very lazy to do house chores and your relatives start complaining about her.
“I be like ‘You guys don’t know her very well”
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