Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because
that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes

A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*

{Dear Polo Drivers}
••°••°••°••°••
Please know that when we overtake you
we are not asking for a race…

I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?

Never force children to Pray. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer…
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: “Dear Lord” he started,
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won’t come
again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s
room when daddy is at work °°°AMEN°°°°
…………………………
Dinner was cancelled

Teacher : “Who is the president of South Africa?”
Children : “Shaka Zulu.”
Teacher : “Correct, and the minister off defence?”
Children : “Benny McCArthy.”
Teacher : “Correct, what is the capital city of South Africa?”
Children : “Nkandla.”
Teacher : “Very good,
and who composed the national anthem?”
Children : “Black coffee and Dj Tira.”
Teacher : “Excellent, what do you call people from Moscow?”
Children : “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher : “Perfect, how much is 2 + 5?”
Children : “25”
Teacher : “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”

Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
–
But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’