When you never go to Bathroom after you sleep in your bed
you can dream about toilet then before you pee in your bed it might mistake! Lol
Loading views...
Sub Categories
I accept you, every single thing that makes you who you are,
from now until the end of time.
Loading views...
The best gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because you give them something you can never get back.
Loading views...
One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer.
Officer: “What’s Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?”
Man In Hurry: “I’m Sorry Officer, But It’s A Matter Of Life And Death”
Officer: “What Do You Mean”
Man: “You See Officer, There’s A Woman Waiting For My At My House And I Have To Go To Her”
Officer: “That’s Not A Death Matter”
Man: “It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First“
Loading views...
Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section
Loading views...
January is a problem When you are stressed by that the price of cabbage, artchar and eggs have inceased boom a message bbe I’ve missed my periods…
Loading views...
When a girl says “Tell me about yourself ” she’s asking if u work or if u drive not this nonsense of I’m a caring & loving guy
Loading views...
Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and
loves you with crazy devotion…
The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..
Loading views...
Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi,
when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.
Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete
Loading views...
When I’m on my deathbed,
I want my final words to be
“I left one million dollars in the
Loading views...
Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:
“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“
Loading views...
Only a married woman can handle his husband
when broke
Loading views...
Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping.
Loading views...
My neighbour is busy complaining about her lost chicken,
mxm it wasn’t even delicious
Loading views...
Think of a number. Double it. Add 6. Half it.
Takeaway the number you started with.
Your answer is 3
Mind blown ??
Loading views...
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Loading views...