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Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere

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A Japanese Came To India. He Took An Auto To Go To The Airport On The Way A Honda Overtakes

Japanese: “Honda Made In Japan……… Very Fast”

Next A Toyota Overtakes.

Japanese: “Toyota Made In Japan……….Very Fast”

Airport Came He Asked: “How Much?”

Autowala: “Rs. 8000/-”

Japanese: “Why So Expensive?”

Autowala: “Meter Made In India………..Very Fast“

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Be in the moment and enjoy every moment
knowing there is a tomorrow”

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Who ever taught my mom how to switch off the hotspot we must not meet

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The man says, “God, how long is a million years?”
God says, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man says, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God replies, “To me it’s a penny.”
The man says, “God, can I have a penny?”
God says, “Wait a minute.”

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A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin … He said, Thank GOD I’m not poor.

The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street … He said, Thank GOD I’m not mad.

The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient … He said, Thank GOD I’m not sick.

Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary … He said, Thank GOD I’m not dead.

Only a dead person cannot thank God.

Why don’t you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life … for another beautiful day.

What is LIFE?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :

1. Hospital
2. Prison
3. Cemetery

At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.

In the Prison, you’ll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.

At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is precious. The ground that we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.

Sad Truth* : We all come with Nothing and we will go with Nothing … Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful & grateful to God at all times for everything.

Could you please share this with someone else, and let them know that God loves them ?

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Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Boys Will Be Paying “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Because You are Safe

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when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.

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Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!

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There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind
when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
“I will not have sex with him” &
“let me shave, just in case”

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Don’t make me your option,
when I have made you my priority.

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“Sometimes you have to lie.
But to yourself you must always
tell the truth.”
— Louise Fitzhugh

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Those Girls That Put Their Whole Stomach In Leggings;
Are You Kangaroos??

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Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad

Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??

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GUYS i think it’s about time i quit Facebook..😓
.
Motho ko inbox are “Hi Kenny please send me your pigs

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Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
:
:
Doctor: Next please!

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