Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?
Me: You told me to surprise you
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My Brother if She Doesn’t Love Food ,
She is evil , Please Dump Her ..
She is The Devil Lest You Be Getting Starved
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Dont bother when no one believes u..
Just give them evidence of ur success…
Other stories will fall in place by it self.
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When a girl is silent, she’s either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.
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Dear Taxi Drivers:
I think you must start putting calculators on that front seat so that we can work easily…
Hey maths is killing us shem
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Behavior is a mirror in which
every one displays his own image
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Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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Find someone who knows that youre not perfect,
but treats you as if you are.
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This Winter weather is good for farming……..
Find a hole and plant a seed.
Dont be a lazy man .
Real men know what I mean.
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Who told people that if you want to see that
microphone is working you must say “one two one two
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My sister if you don’t want to work hard,
you will fight for a man until you die..!
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So what did your valentine get you as a gift ?
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Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
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We get distant just to know
who cares the most enough to follow us
But we get dissapointed because no one did
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“Sometimes you just need to talk about something—not to get sympathy or help, but just to kill its power by allowing the truth of things to hit the air.”
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