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“True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”

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I discover spending on a girl which is not ur wife is an investment without income

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The reason im using free mode is not data
problem but i don’t wanna see pics of
some people, i can’t afford having night
mares

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When a child is learning to walk and falls down 50 times they never think to themselves “this isn’t for me” keep that childish drive

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Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering

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I believe Pillow fight with bae must have ended in 2018.
This 2019, we are using frying pan!

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Girl: my right leg is lunch my left leg is dinner,
what have will you have?
Boy: I will like to have snacks between lunch and dinner…

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Your Girlfriend will never post your pic on facebook because her sponsors are watching..
She can’t afford to Loose those airtime and Brazilianhairs because of you…..
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But just upload them and tag her if she delete those tag…..
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But it’s none of my business

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If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice.
Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.

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Best relationship?
Its when you both know you are in love with each other,
yet you stay friends.

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If you hate someone, Please hate him/her
alone. Don’t recruit other people to hate
him/her with you.That’s witchcraft.

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There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife
Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format.

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Be the first rate version of yourself and
not the second version of someone else 💃

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Woman mind is cleaner than that of Man’s –
because she change it more often

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