On Monday, I asked my wife for R200 to go for a drink since it was a holiday. Truly speaking I’m that one guy who doesn’t like bathing.
So my wife said she will give me that 200 but on one condition.
She said go and bath I have already put some warm water in the bath,
I went there and took some Vaseline and did my own things. I didn’t bath, and then rush back to where she was sitting with our kids.
And I said I’m done bathing may you please give me the money so that I can go?
To my surprise they all started laughing at me and one of my kids said “Lol Dad you didn’t bath because the money is just under the soap”

Your girlfriend wants u to meet her family😐
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When u get there…The elder sister is your ex-girlfriend😯
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The younger brother is the boy u were fighting with over a girl😤
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Her dad is the doctor who advice u to stop coming with girls for abortion😩
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And finally the mother is a sugar mommy who just bought u the car🚗 u are currently using😨
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What will u do?

When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of
questions….!!
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English
teacher:”
Why do.we ignore some letters in
pronunciation. eg the letter….’H’…….in Hour,
Honest, Honor….. e.t.c………???”
Ms. Doris: “We are not ignoring them; they
are considered silent.” …!!
(I was even more confused…..
….??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me
her packed
lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty
container….!!
Ms. Doris:—- “What happened, I told you to
go and HEAT my food & you are returning
me an empty container??”
Me: — “.Madam I thought ‘H’ was silent”

There’s Always That One Girl At School
That You Hate For Nothing

Imagine after your wedding👰💍
Cameraman say he forget to press record button 🙈🙈🙈😂😂
What will you do

If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves
it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

There is a professor who wants to be brought to the banker on the other side of the island
Professor: Mr.. Banker! “take me to the other side of the island, please.”
Banker: Yes, sir!
– while rowing the banker asks the professor.
Professor: Mr. Banker, are you good in English?
Banker: Oh, sir not, because I’ve finished 3.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? Do you know that 1/4 of your life will be lost because of that?
Banker (mouthing) this is extreme! I’m not very good in English 1/4 my life will be lost soon?
– the professor asked again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good in math?
Banker: Oh, sir, I’m not weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So the 1/4 of your life will disappear again.
Banker: how many is that sir?
Professor: a half of your life will be lost.
Banker: it’s extreme! A half of my life will be lost?
Professor asks again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good at science?
Banker: Oh, sir, it’s still not, I’m weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So 1/4 again will lose your life.
Banker: three 1/4 will lose my life sir? How many are left, sir?
Professor: only 1/4
Banker: just a question of my life, sir?
– while sumasagwan is the banker in the middle of the island, he is so nervous. Professor might ask again. And it might be asked to ask him again subject to school, sure his life will run out. So what he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Because he was so fast, the boat capsized! And was broken out of the boat, the professor cried out of.
Professor: HELP! HELP! HELP!
– while the banker is still floating floating and then back a stroke while swimming.
The Banker also asked the professor.
Banker: Sir. Professor, do you know how to swim?
Professor: No! No! Help me I might drown.
Banker: Sir! Professor Use English, math, and science to be saved, because I’m only 1/4 left in my life you said. If you don’t lose 100 % of your life!

This story. It looks like you’ve just been able to apply a job. Because even if you learn or college graduate you won’t be able to accept it. Because the other priority is still the one who has experienced the experience. It’s just my opinion.