Teacher :Peter what is 1-1 ?
Peter:It can’t
Teacher:why ?
Peter :Because it’s twins ….
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Teacher :Peter what is 1-1 ?
Peter:It can’t
Teacher:why ?
Peter :Because it’s twins ….
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My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”
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– i Might Just Go To Jail So That
i Can Save Myself From The Pain Of Being Broke
This DECEMBER
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A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
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Husband : Honey Let’s Play Hide And Seek?
Wife : No, Last Time We Played It I Couldn’t Find You
And You Came Back 15 February!!!
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Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!
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If you ask a girl “How are you?”& she replies
“I am not fine” don’t ask her why?
Its a trap! Just tell her “May God be with you
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Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention
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Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter
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A man was asked to paint a boat.
He brought with him paint and brushes and began to paint the boat a bright red, as the owner asked him.
While painting, he noticed that there was a small hole in the hull, and quietly repaired it.
When finished painting, he received his money and left.
The next day, the owner of the boat came to the painter and presented him with a nice cheque, much higher than the payment for painting.
The painter was surprised and said “You’ve already paid me for painting the boat Sir!”
“But this is not for the paint job. It’s for having repaired the hole in the boat.”
“Ah! But it was such a small service… certainly it’s not worth paying me such a high amount for something so insignificant.”
“My dear friend, you do not understand. Let me tell you what happened.
When I asked you to paint the boat, I forgot to mention about the hole.
When the boat dried, my kids took the boat and went on a fishing trip.
They did not know that there was a hole. I was not at home at that time.
When I returned and noticed they had taken the boat, I was desperate because I remembered that the boat had a hole.
Imagine my relief and joy when I saw them returning from fishing.
Then, I examined the boat and found that you had repaired the hole! You see, now, what you did? You saved the life of my children! I do not have enough money to pay your ‘small’ good deed.”
_So, no matter who, when or how. Just continue to help, sustain, wipe tears, listen attentively and carefully repair all the ‘leaks’ you find, because you never know when one is in need of us or when God holds a pleasant surprise for us to be helpful and important to someone_.
_You may have repaired numerous ‘boat holes’ along the way… of several people without realizing how many lives you’ve saved_.
*So Keep up Good
work …*
I want to thank Everyone who Repaired my boat this year in every way like Good Wishes, thoughts, love, care & prayers.
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That moment when having a good laugh
with your crush then your nose
decides to make a balloon
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I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP
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It hurts a lot when you trust someone
blindly…….
AND that someone proves that you are actually blind ! !
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
similar to a rose without color.
Love you forever!!!
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