You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?

Look at you now!

Every Girl is Beautiful 🔥♥ ..
Sometimes it Takes The Right Amount Of Alcohol To See it

A man takes his seat at a FIFA
world cup final.He looks to his left
& notices that there is a spare
seat betwen himself & the next
guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the
FIFA world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We
have been to the last five WORLD
CUP finals together, but sadly she
passed away.”
MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and
very sweet of you to have her here
symbolically by having a vacant
seat …but these are expensive
tickets; couldn’t you have brought
another family member, friend
orsomeone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at her
funeral!
“MEN WILL BE MEN !!

Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’

I saw someone withdraw cash and then left the ATM without counting the money……
South Africans we are losing our culture now

Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?

Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have

Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead. 😥
Wife: What happened? 😞
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them. 😭
Wife: And how did you survive? 😒
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet 🚽and when I came back they were all gone. 😔
Wife: Wow God is great 🙆
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan 😰 you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?😠

One word for her?