Do not let God down he is the Alfa and omega.
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Mara I have never seen a groom or a bride..
Going to the toilet during their wedding day ,
,are they wearing pampers
Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”🙄
Wife: Gets offended 😡😥and goes to sleep 🛌
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors😪🙄
A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive.
Today l went to a restaurant, l saw there was a wifi service, so l asked for password, the waitress told me eat first ,so l place my order,After eating l asked again for password and again she told me eat first,feeling frustrate again l order black coffee,after drinking ,again l asked for password,They told me eat first..Then angry l asked the restaurant manager for the password..He replied eat first, before l was about to explode, l finally saw a sign showing wifi password…EAT FIRST
Girls will always be expecting a reply, even
if their last message wasn’t replyable you
better think of a reply or start a new
conversation
Money should be used, and people loved,
instead money is loved, and people used.
If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.
Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you.
Chicken actually died for you.
Chicken is true love.
#Foodiie
A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love, It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”
She Replies: “Someone? These Idiots Are In Hundreds“
A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.
Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”
Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.
We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others
I hope no one one ever feels pressured into buying me something special when I’m visiting their home 🏠, I eat what everyone eats😃, I sit where everyone is sitting😃, I sleep where everyone sleeps😃, I was taught that at home and I grew up with it
“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard
TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH😊
FOR AN HOUR
IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS
Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
– How come Noses run and Feet smell?
– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
I can never find the answers, can you?