I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face
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Never let your past experiences
harm your future.
Your past can’t be altered and
your future doesn’t deserve the punishment.
Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad
Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??
If you’re reading this you’re the second most beautiful person in the world, first is me
K-KWESTA
F-FEATURING
C-CASSPER
ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD
It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts,
to help someone.
But when you need help,
they don’t even take a glance at you.
That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…
Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you.
Good morning sweet heart,
have a wonderful day.
Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it
Some married men will be watching Match in the bar with their side chick and still be screaming that the referee is cheating 😂 😂
whites: get out of my house!!!!
Blacks: 8!!
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As simple as that
Boys are so funny.one day when I was passing by,
I saw a boy approching a gal.
Boy:hi
Gal:hi,what is the matter
Boy:matter is anything that has weight and occupies space
Gal:😂😂😂
Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.
Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??
WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.
SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?
WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!
SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?
WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??
SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.
A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!
Two things to remember,
DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and
DON’T make promises when you’re happy.