If yu wanna be hated by all woman….
Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and
then be gay ✊

Trust me every female has told her friend: “Talk to him he got money that one”..👌
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It’s a Wednesday i don’t have energy to argue!

The money I pay in school is called school fees.
The money that I pay in the Church is called Offering and Tithes.
The money I pay in the bank is called Bank charge.
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Up till now, I still don’t know what to call the money that I give to ladies.

I am Rico, I was still young when grandpa’s ikikwento is the sinking of the Titanic. It’s a true story because it’s really true. Grandfather is one of the passengers and with her grandma. Grandpa really felt like there is something wrong with the ship. How many times he told grandma to sink the ship but grandma doesn’t want to believe. So he did grandpa he cried. ” drown the ship! Let’s wear a gating life jacket!” grandpa’s cry. But no one minded him. Grandma scolded him because he said he was crazy. I didn’t drown it. So Grandpa did he go to the front and there he shouted a shout. ” the ship is supposed to drown! Are you stupid?” grandpa’s cry. But it’s still the same, he still ignored people until the grandfather was discharged in the cinema.

Even if you dance in the Rain
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Youre Enemies will accuse you of Making dust

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger