I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….

some people aren’t good at Maths
but when it’s comes to money,
they become better than a calculator…

If you ask a girl “How are you?”& she replies
“I am not fine” don’t ask her why?
Its a trap! Just tell her “May God be with you

As I was walking out of Shoprite, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this slim, short, dark guy. The lady was busy shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, “Please baby, don’t leave me. I need you and can’t live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey.” The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won’t take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, “Papa Weehh, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie..

HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with

Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”

I Guess I’ll Be Bored in Heaven Because All My Friends Are Going To Hell

My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting