That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them
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Only black people go on a vacation and leave the lights on
just to confuse the neighbours.
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Her : Why you Didn’t Complete school ?
Me : I wasn’t the One who started Building it Dummy.
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I started fearing smoking weed,when I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. ..When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered ” Yamaha featuring Petrol”
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Women are very gentle and even the slighest of harsh words will definitely hurt her so be sensitive to her feelings
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Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card
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The language of friendship is not words,
but meanings.
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It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl
who drinks Heineken
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rip to those ppl who thinks i’m in a relationship
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If you have a R100 in your pocket and you find a R10 note on the floor..
You’re still gonna pick it up right?…
& that’s why niggas cheat
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A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”
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Words you will never hear
from a Guy:
“Sorry I’m taken”
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how ironic, when they want us to stay
but creating a reason to leave them.
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Aww.. <3 😍
"Last night i got into a fight with my husband…
I told him to take what's his and leave..
He picked me up and Walked straight out of the door''
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My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter
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Zulu wife to Zulu husband:” You
know today when i came out from the
bathroom wrapped in towel, father in law
saw me!”
Husband:”Oh my God, then what u did?”
Wife:”What could i do, i removed the towel
to cover my head quickly!!”
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