If you ask a girl “How are you?”& she replies
“I am not fine” don’t ask her why?
Its a trap! Just tell her “May God be with you
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a frend asked a frend: “Ndoda how do i know if my woman is a virgin?”
frend relpied: “just before you have sex with her, show her yo ‘THING’ and ask her what it is. if she says its a PENIS then she is a virgin, if she says ita aCOCK then u know she has been around for a long time”
the frend followed the frend’s advice ans showed his new galfriend his THING and asked what it was. She rerplied tht it was a PENIS.
“Phew!” the man sighed, “I thot u were going to say its a COCK!”
Galfrend: “Of course not, a COCK is twice bigger”
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“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.
You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.
You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.
Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…
Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”
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Some people take this breakup thing too serious
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp
Me i rather cry
with food in my mouth
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Make yourself a priority once in a while.
It’s not selfish. It’s necessary.
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My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh
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Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth”
And Lie Even Worse
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That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over
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Stop looking for friends and smile
do you think people will be friending you while you dont smile
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Dear Ladies
If you could be could be a man for a day
What’s the first thing you would do?
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Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)
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Once a farmer harvested his rice from Bassett in the Ural area and came to the city to sell it.
After selling the rice he made a lot of money.
He decides to buy a tape record. He was given a free CD, with music in it. The first music titled;Giving me water. Upon arriving home, he on the music set. The music started; giving me water oh yeah I thirsty oooh. Upon hear this, the farmer fetched a bucket of water and said to his family. The recorder is thirsty because it has been in the shop for a long time. He poured the water on the recorder and that was the end. Ha ha ha! Please don’t try that
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Tears have no weight. But it carries heavy feelings.
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Every Boy has his best friend,
Girlfriend and true love.
But He’s really lucky if they’re all the same person..
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‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’
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Why do girls feel embarrassed when the
wig falls?.
Do you think we believed it was your hair
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