your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh

After church on Sunday, Skebhe’s wife saw her husband sitting quietly at the sitting room. She got concerned and decided to ask him, “Darling, why are you sitting so quiet?
What is it that is bothering you?”
Skebhe replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said.
It’s making me uncomfortable.”
His wife asked, ”What is it?”
He replied, ”The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but only one woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”
The wife replied, “It must be that Mrs LUKHELE. She thinks she is better than everyone!”

I Hold My Phone Very Tight When I’m Showing My Mom A Picture

Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.

An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”.
.
The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

Her: babe I’m pregnant
capital: how could you change your name without telling me?
Her: babe I’m pregnant serious :
Capital: you even changed your surname

I Don’t See A Reason
Why I Should Eat meat
with Fork And Knife
I mean, The Animal Is already Dead, So
Weapons Are Not Necessary

if I pay R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes Even if they not dirty, salute and sing National anthem in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence