*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*
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6+3=9 but so does 5+4.
“The way you do things isn’t always the only way to do them.
Respect other people’s way of thinking.”
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Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
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Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
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Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
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Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?
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People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.
But There Is
When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.
And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.
And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!
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The person who can find sorrow behind your smile… words behind your silence and love behind your anger, is the person who can hold you forever.
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‘BRAVE’ is a Girl With Ugly Toes Wearing Sandals
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Boy To Gym Coach: “I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?”
Coach: “Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym“
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Teacher: What Is Teaspoon?
Matshidiso: Is A Transport Of Food
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In a relationship you must pull your weight! If your man spoils you spoil him right back. If he hasn’t called to check on you, please call to check up on him. You won’t die 😏. Love and pride cannot coexist. Females expect too much and do so little 😳
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Girl: is ur date offer still valid…
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Boy: yup
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Girl: oh in that case… I refuse again
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True love is when you don’t need to
care about how you look anymore.
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”The Most beautiful things in life are not things….
They’re people, and places, memories and pictures.
They’re feelings and moments and smiles and laughter”
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I want to love u for ever u are d only I want spend the rest of my life with
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*If Only guys can handle girls hearts the way they handle bet tickets, Relationships would be better.*.
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Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔
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Love is not about money….love is about caring.
Must people think money can buy everything… Yes!
Except Love
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