MISTAKES
are proof that you are
TRYING
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That annoying moment when you introduce two of your friends
and they become best friends and
start hanging out without even telling you
Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning…
can you believe it? 2:30?.
.
luckily i was still up playing load music
A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
.
Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”
We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.
Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.
The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.
Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
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She is using iphone 8 and
she’s calling u to tell u she’s hungry😑
My guy just tell her to eat the
remaining apple at the back of her phone
What do you call the security
outside Samsung Galaxy shop??
–
Guardians of the Galaxy
Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.
Love can connect two different world including two different people. Love can make their heart beat as one.
Dear Love
Your smile is another story of hapiness
The ship is flushing
Priest: San Pedro! Saint Jose! Saint John!
It’s Maria! It’s Clara! He is. Lucia.
Chinese: what is that! Lubok the ship, tawak, you are still the passenger!!