I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem
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I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem
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Billions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hide them: Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Cleanse your heart daily with forgiveness. Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always. Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow.
Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume.
Esther’s real name in the bible is Hadassah which means perfume. But when she became a slave they named her Esther which means hidden……But they didn’t know you cannot hide a perfume. No one can hide the potential God has deposited in you. May God bless you & help you bring out your potential to help others and your community at large.
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A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.
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I dont mean to brag but my bank says
I have ‘an outstanding balance’!
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Crushes are more beautiful
than affairs because there is no responsibility,
no worry, no commitment.
Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.
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I Just Want A Girl Who’s Gonna Call Me Daddy
In front Of her dad
Is that too much to ask?
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Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy ,
Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Your Head
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I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble
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Every morning we select what clothes to wear.
But we rarely select what thoughts to wear on our minds.
Dresses impress others,
Thoughts impress us.
So, Wear Happy and Positive Thoughts.
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Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.
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Don’t let breakup ruin you, remember there was a time in your life where you didn’t know this person and you were just fine without them
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Don’t give up in life; bcos life is like a dice. When you need six to start the game, it gives you one; which increases your pain. And when you need one to end the game, it gives you six which is now in vain. Life is very beautiful but so short, so never give up. But rather concentrate and make good use of what you have to get what you want.
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– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!
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Chicken 🐔 Licken Must Decide😑
•
If They’re Feeding Us Meat Or Salt
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Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking
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This Is 100% True, Google It If You Are Uncertain.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln ‘ made by ‘Ford.’
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the kicker…
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe
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