Mince meat and Wors are the same.
The difference is that condom…
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I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem
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the only person that can hold an air and keep it for for sitten hours is God
yes or.No ?
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Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”
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I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in
the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the
bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their
destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very
proud of myself because I sat next to her. I
did all the signs I could to make her feel my
presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I
took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys
always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I
can’t make it today because I’ve just
received a call from our CEO asking me to
replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge
country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range
Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her
dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I
will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that
she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u
surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell
when u
were taking your phone out of your
pocket…..
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the
kombi Happy new month.
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Nobody keeps in touch like a female
you promised money
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The best friends in life may not be always there
when you want them but are always there
when you need them.
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Facebook = You realize how different you are from others.
Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.
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A girl who want flowers must plant them herself.
We are not garden boys
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Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”
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There comes a time when you have to be strong, hold your head up high, and know you did your best! Don’t ever settle for less than what you deserve..
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If you had to choose between watching Jab Harry Met Sejal & playing the Blue Whale Challenge, which building would you choose to jump from?
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WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .
The Bible
1.Be silent In the heat of anger – (Prov 14:17)
2. Be silent When you don’t have all the facts – (Prov 18:13)
3. Be silent When you haven’t verified the story – (Deut 17:6)
4. Be silent If your words will offend a weaker person – (1 Cor 8:11)
5. Be silent When it is time to listen – (Prov 13:1)
6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things – (Eccl 5:2)
7. Be silent When you are tempted to joke about sin – (Prov 14:9)
8. Be silent If you would be ashamed of your words later – (Prov 8:8)
9. Be silent If your words would convey the wrong impression – (Prov 17:27)
10. Be silent If the issue is none of your business – (Prov 14:10)
11. Be silent When you are tempted to tell an outright lie – (Prov 4:24)
12. Be silent If your words will damage someone else’s reputation – (Pro 16:27)
13. Be silent If your words will damage a friendship – (Prov 16:28)
14. Be silent When you are feeling critical – (Jam 3:9)
15. Be silent If you can’t say it without screaming it – (Prov 25:28)
16. Be silent If your words will be a poor reflection of the Lord or your friends and family – (1 Pe 2:21-23)
17. Be silent If you may have to eat your words later – (Prov 18:21)
18. Be silent If you have already said it more than one time – (Prov 19:13)
19. Be silent When you are tempted to flatter a wicked person – (Prov 24:24)
20. Be silent When you are supposed to be working instead – (Prov 14:23)
“WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES” (Prov 21:23).
“BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD” (Ps 46:10)…
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You die as a Legend,
but d pple around u did not drink common Legend beer.
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I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema
and she said you know what “I hate that restaurent”…
.
I’ve been fainting since
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ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.
Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a
soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me
water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a
broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U
bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So U gonna throw me out or
not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot U little,
bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints)
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?
Lol…..
Any words for the Son…?
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