Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
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Doctor: Next please!
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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Dear White men,
U asked us to wear coats under hot sun, we did;
U said we should speak your language,
we have obediently ignored ours.
U asked us to always tie a rope around our necks like goats,
we have obeyed without questioning.
U asked our ladies to wear dead people’s hair instead of the natural
hair God gave to them, they have obeyed.
U said we should marry just one woman in the midst of plenty black angels,
we reluctantly agreed.
You said our decent girls should wear catapults instead of the conventional pants, they have obeyed.
You asked us to use rubber in order to control our birth rate,
we agreed yet we all know sweetness of live SEX!
Now U want our MEN to sleep with fellow MEN &
WOMEN with fellow WOMEN so that God would punish us like
Sodom and Gomorrah?
White folk, we say Nonsense!!
We don’t agree with U this time!
As proud Africans, we say a huge NO to GAY relationships.
If you agree with me,let’s claps hands together wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
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sometimes i say “bye”
just to hear “don’t go”
;but i received “ok bye”
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I Was Asked a Question by my Nephew why Married men cannot share their Problems and Frustration with their wives, .
I Told Him “You Cannot discuss Malaria with Mosquito”
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[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!
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Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮
I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs
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A huge shootout to your friends who keep mentioning you in every post they come across be it funny, inspirational or romantic. They are for keeps 👏 Thank Them..
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A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”
“Sure! What do you want me to do?” he asks.
The little girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
“Communicate my feelings?” questions a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means…”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”
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Good relationships don’t just happen. They take time, patience and two people who truly want to be together
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мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєη∂єя: * ηαмє мιѕѕιηg * * ηυмвєя мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєηт: * ∂αтє мιѕѕιηg *
мιѕѕιηg υ α ℓσт тнαтѕ у єνєяутнιηg ιѕ мιѕѕιηg…. ♥
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You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…
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If you do not have what you like then
like what you have for what you want
may not be what you actually need.
God knows best just trust..
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Sometimes the right person for you was there all along.
You just didn’t see it because
the wrong one was blocking the sight.
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My friend walked in as I was taking out pizza from the fridge ,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge😏✋
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A happy man marries the girl he loves.
A happier man loves the girl he marries
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