She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments

A gal with big eyes can read your messages even when ur Phone is locked

I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel: “What are these for?” Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.” The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The man asks: “Where are the clocks of our Zimbabwean girls?” The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as *OFFICE FANS*

God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates💏..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..

Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they
just answer questions.

I watched numerous episodes of Ben 10 yaz
And there’s not even one where he had an affair with an older woman

I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone