Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies
half way across the street and leave them there?
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No matter how full my wardrobe is,
I never seem to find anything to wear.
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Girl To Mom: “Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy”
Mom: “What? How Old Is He? What Does He Do?”
Girl: “He Is 3 Months Old, Happily Kicking In My Stomach“
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I don’t really forgive people i just pretend as
if everything is well,take a chair and grab
some pack of popcorn and wait for my
turn…..
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Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life
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Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!
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Thank u lord fr blessing me so much than I deserve
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FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, triple-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Helloooo,……….. just because I’m a Senior Citizen doesn’t mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year–that these windows would pay for themselves in a year—
Hellooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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I remember one time when I was in the supermarket😐
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I saw a kid crying while throwing tantrums just because her mom didn’t buy her favourite chocolate🍫
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Due to my clean heart..I bought the chocolate and ate it in front of the kid
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Life is short ,
time is fast,
no replay, no rewind,
so enjoy every moment as it comes.
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Just imagine How The Ladies Who Dumped BILL GATE
When He Was Upcoming Would Feel Now ..
Ladies Be Careful Not To Make Similar Mistake With Me
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If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.
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this year i lost, won, failed, cried, laughed, loved, but above all i learned.
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Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger
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Her: You’re So Quite
.
Me: Nobody Plans A Murder Out Loud 🙂
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