Now a days people know the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
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I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to pay.
When we stopped at a robot,
I quickly got out of the taxi and I fled away
.
Unfortunately there was also a Police Officer in the taxi.
He got out too and chased me 
.
In my zigzag run I only managed to get for some distance
.
The cop was catching up
…He took out his gun and shouted “Freeze
”! I stopped running
and raised my hands to surrender.
The cop pointed his gun at me andSays”Bro
.. ,just keep on running so that I keep chasing you… I also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver
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Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”
Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”
Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”
Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”
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Wife hit her husband (Rich) with her frying pan
Rich: “what was that for…?”
Wife: “I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it”
Rich: “I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse”
Wife: “Oh sorry”
(Next day wife hit him with her frying pan again)
Rich: “What now…?”
Wife: “Your horse is on the phone
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Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.
You Know Or Should I Tell You ?
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Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”
. Then switch off your phone and come back the next day.
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A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “A Spanish girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – a Spanish girl!!”
“Oh, that,” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we’ll have to wait for a few months to see if it is a boy or a girl!”
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If she refuses to take you to her parents
Impregnate her.. Then Relax..
Her parents will bring her to you

Thank me later…..
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Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!
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“Every pain gives a lesson,
every lesson changes a person”
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Absence sharpens love, but presence strengthens it.
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A mad man [Rich] in a psychiatric [Mental] hospital climbed in a tree and stayed there for half of the day
–
He suddenly let go of the branch and fell forcefully on the ground A doctor ran and asked him what happened?
–
He replied: I’m ripe
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*Trouble* is when the pastor says “Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front.”
Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!
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success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time
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Meet Up=R250
Meet Up+Hug=R350
Meet Up+Kiss=R500
Don’t Have Time To Waste!
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I’m so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my
eyes CLOSED
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