I Wonder Why Ladies Become More Talkative When They See Food..!
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One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer.
Officer: “What’s Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?”
Man In Hurry: “I’m Sorry Officer, But It’s A Matter Of Life And Death”
Officer: “What Do You Mean”
Man: “You See Officer, There’s A Woman Waiting For My At My House And I Have To Go To Her”
Officer: “That’s Not A Death Matter”
Man: “It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First“
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When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, “What is life about?” 💭 found the answer in my room… 😊 the fan said, “Be cool.”💨 The ceiling said, “Aim high.”✔ The window said, “See the world!”🌍 The clock said, “Every minute is precious.”🕖 The mirror said, “Reflect before you act.” 📷The calendar said, “Be upto date.”📆 The door said, “Push hard for your goals” the floor said kneel down and pray
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Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.
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When I tell you I love you, I don’t say it out of habit.
I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Yesterday my neighbour was very sick and called a witch doctor to come and treat him in his house. The doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured,but the sickness can
be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The doctor worked on him, and
told him, _”as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say *’tchaa’*. And this person will
die in your place.”_ The doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say *’tchaa’*, and transfer his sickness
to the person to. But the doctor discovered that he hadn’t collect his money from my
neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to go back for his money. As soon as he opened the
door, my neighbor said *’tchaa’*, the witch doctor said *’retchaa’*, my neighbor then said
*’reretchaa’*, the witch doctor said *’rereretchaa’*.
As I speak with you now, the whole neighbourhood is there watching the two shouting *”rerererereretchaa”* to each other non-stop…
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It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…
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Thanks to those who hated me, you made me a stronger person
To those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder
To those who envied me, you made my self-esteem grow stronger
To those who cared, you made me feel important
To those who entered my life, you made me who I am today
To those who left, you showed me that nothing lasts forever
Special Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me the true meaning of Love and Friendship…
Thank you
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Ladies👭
Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁
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Happiness is found when you stop
comparing yourself to other people.
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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I saw a burglar breaking into his own house, I said what are you doing?
He said working from home.
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If you are a ‘Side chick’ you not
Allowed to send texts Like:
“Hey Honey can I come and
visit you?”
•°•°•
You send texts Like: “Hello
Coach, Is there Any Practice
Today?”
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Ignoring me is the simplest thing that will make me hurt so much.
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Sleeping together is not the same as dreaming together, find someone that has the same vision for the future as you.
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Sometimes you have to leave 🚶,
Not for ego 🤓 but for self respect
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