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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers
which ended by saying: “God bless Mommy,
God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and
goodbye Grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say goodbye
Grandpa?”
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day grandpa died. The father
thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to
bed and listened to her prayers which went
like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless
Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The next day
the grandmother died.
“Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in
contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going
to bed the dad heard her say: “God bless
Mommy and goodbye Daddy.” He practically
went into shock.
He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He was
nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and
watched the clock. He figured if he could get
by until midnight he would be okay. He felt
safe in the office, so instead of going home
at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and
jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh
of relief and went home. When he got home
his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so
late, what’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve
just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day?
You’ll never believe what happened to me.
This morning the mailman dropped dead on
our porch!”

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I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart, I truly know, you’re the one that I love and I can’t let you go.

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A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness
and tears are mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts

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if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you

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December is time for “ I never stopped loving you”

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He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
.
And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??

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Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF..

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I know people who are 24h online
but they talk to no one

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Guys please pray for me..
The person I am depending on for Xmas is sending me call me backs

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Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?

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That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa.
Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
You pushing your SINGLE bed to the KITCHEN

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2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.

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I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

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That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH

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Teacher : ” Simon, can you say your name backwards?” 🤔
.
Simon : “No Mis

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