My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends
I was terrible in bed😭
Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
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Boy: Hey babe do you smell that
Girl: no what do you mean
Boy: I smell wet dog omg I know what it’s coming from
Girl: what
Boy: well it smells like a dog that’s wet and the only dog in here is
Girl: where
Boy: you
Girl: what how rude
Boy: oh come on
Girl: what no
Boy: well you are a smelly mutt
Girl: that’s it I’m braking up with you
Boy: what you smelly mutt we can’t date your a dog silly
Girl: really
Boy: I’m putting you up for the pound
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You can’t force people to stay in your life.
Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you….
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Don’t Trust A Sweet Voice On A Phone
I’ve Seen Miracles
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– Friends : ☺ You Had Too Much To Drink 😊 , So Tonight Slow Down 🙏
– Me : 😠 All Of First 😡 , Business Your Mind
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There is a professor who wants to be brought to the banker on the other side of the island
Professor: Mr.. Banker! “take me to the other side of the island, please.”
Banker: Yes, sir!
– while rowing the banker asks the professor.
Professor: Mr. Banker, are you good in English?
Banker: Oh, sir not, because I’ve finished 3.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? Do you know that 1/4 of your life will be lost because of that?
Banker (mouthing) this is extreme! I’m not very good in English 1/4 my life will be lost soon?
– the professor asked again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good in math?
Banker: Oh, sir, I’m not weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So the 1/4 of your life will disappear again.
Banker: how many is that sir?
Professor: a half of your life will be lost.
Banker: it’s extreme! A half of my life will be lost?
Professor asks again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good at science?
Banker: Oh, sir, it’s still not, I’m weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So 1/4 again will lose your life.
Banker: three 1/4 will lose my life sir? How many are left, sir?
Professor: only 1/4
Banker: just a question of my life, sir?
– while sumasagwan is the banker in the middle of the island, he is so nervous. Professor might ask again. And it might be asked to ask him again subject to school, sure his life will run out. So what he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Because he was so fast, the boat capsized! And was broken out of the boat, the professor cried out of.
Professor: HELP! HELP! HELP!
– while the banker is still floating floating and then back a stroke while swimming.
The Banker also asked the professor.
Banker: Sir. Professor, do you know how to swim?
Professor: No! No! Help me I might drown.
Banker: Sir! Professor Use English, math, and science to be saved, because I’m only 1/4 left in my life you said. If you don’t lose 100 % of your life!
This story. It looks like you’ve just been able to apply a job. Because even if you learn or college graduate you won’t be able to accept it. Because the other priority is still the one who has experienced the experience. It’s just my opinion.
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Been single for too long,
I don’t even remember how to spell rilationsheep.
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Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap😫😫😫
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At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine.
“I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said.
“No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.”
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I don’t care if you hate or love me
The way to heave does not pass through you house
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Who said beggars can’t be choosers…
So many girls to beg 4 their love buh I still Chose you!!!
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Will I be single until death, while there are so many single ladies?
Mxm🤦
Even when I’m serious, you’ll just laugh
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Awesome moment when you listen to old songs
and they remind you of the good old days.
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Logic will get you from A to Z;
imagination will get you everywhere.
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She Just Blocked Me After Commenting On Her Post.
.
“What’s wrong?”
“Oh it’s personal ”
“Then why the hell would you post it on Facebook? “
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A Canadian psychologist is
selling a video that
teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ.
Here’s how it works:
If you spend $12.99 for the video,
your dog
is smarter than you.
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