Whatsapp Conversation Between Me And
My Girlfriend
Her : Hi
Me : Hi, Babe
Her : Babe, I’m Worried
Her : I’ve Missed My Period
Her : I Think I’m Pregnant
Her : Are You There!?
Her : Babe, You Not Answering My Call
Her : pollen !!!
Her : Stop Ignoring Me, Speak
“2 Minutes Later”
Me : Please, The Owner Of This Phone Just
Died In An Accident, This Is Mr Rainbow..
Her : Don’t Go There At All.. This Is Your
Handwriting..
Me : No It’s Not Me, I’m Really Dead
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Jack’s in the bathroom and His wife shouts to him
“Did you find the shampoo?”
Jack says, “yes but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine
People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever
If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead & you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You can not be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.
Witch craft
Importance Of Thumb
Babies Use It For Chewing.
Illiterate People Use It For Sign.
Winners Use It For Victory.
My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.
Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.
I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!
TRUST takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair.
It is like an ERASER, It gets smaller and smaller for every mistake you do….Then Boom 💥 The TRUST collapses….
Don’t trust STUPID PEOPLE…But how do u know they are stupid☺️☺️Until the Trust collapses 😮😮Only then u know….Ohh shit I trusted wrong ppl…
I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
😁😁😁😂😂😂.
Hope I’ve not done bad?
Your salary is not a bribe to make you forget your dreams. Your salary can help you fund your dreams. Use it wisely.
Good Morning
Awesome feeling when someone is making
an effort to make you smile.
By the way Orlando Pirates last beat The Glamour Boys in the year 1BC!!!
😝😝😝😝
BC = Before Corona
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock. 😓
If I bath at 23:50 🛀
And finish at 00:05
That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?
I can live without any friends, any family and any money
but I can’t live without you.
Kgótso ‘s brother caught a thief who had been stealing his vegetables and decided to drag him to the village square.
Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, “Please, I have forgotten my slippers in the farm, can I go and get them?”
He obliged, “Hurry up! I would be waiting for you here.” He waited endlessly and realised he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother Kgótso what had happenned
Kgótso brutally slapped him and said, “You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go to get his slippers for him!”
My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day…
.
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Me: Don’t tell me what to do..