First time I cut was just to feel the pain,
Strange because I didn’t feel a thing.
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First time I cut was just to feel the pain,
Strange because I didn’t feel a thing.
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What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
* What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him
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Slay Queens Be Adding
Flowers To Their Heads
Paying Tribute To Their Dead Brains
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A boat was docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and… asked how long it took to catch them.
“Not very long” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.
“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life.”
The tourist interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?”
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!!! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?”
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years.” replied the tourist.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the fishermen.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”
“With all due respect sir, but that’s exactly what we are doing now. So what’s the point wasting twenty-five years?” asked the Mexicans.
And the moral of this story is:
Know where you’re going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything.
“Live your life before life becomes lifeless”
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A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*..
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“🍀 Read with patience 🍀
USED 🚗 vs. LOVED❤
🌹While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
🌹In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times;❤
🌹not realising he was using a wrench.❤
🌹At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.❤
🌹When the child saw his father…❤
🌹with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’❤
🌹The man was so hurt and speechless;❤
🌹he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.❤
🌹Devastated by his own actions…..❤
🌹sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;❤
🌹The child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.❤❤
🌹The next day that man committed suicide. . .❤
🌹Anger and Love have no limits;❤
🌹Choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life….❤❤.
🌹Things are to be used and people are to be loved.❤
🌹But the problem in today’s world is that,❤
🌹People are used and things are loved.❤
🌹Let’s always be careful to keep this thought in mind:❤
🌹Things are to be used,but People are to be loved.❤
🌹Watch your thoughts; they become words.❤
🌹Watch your words; they become actions.❤
🌹Watch your actions; they become habits.❤
🌹Watch your habits they become character;❤
🌹Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.❤
🌹I’m glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.❤
🌹God bless you.❤
🌹If you don’t pass this on nothing bad will happen;
🌹If you do, you might change someones’ life.❤
🌹Do u know the relationship between your two eyes?❤
🌹They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together.❤
🌹Even though they never see each other.❤
🌹Friendship should be just like that!
🌹Life is vanity without FRIENDS.
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I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face
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A friend will always make you smile,
specially when you don’t want to.
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Courage doesn’t always roar
Sometimes courage is the quite
Voice at the end of the day saying
“I will try again tomorrow”
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*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute and they call you a real man.
Please explain to me Why?
*Boy:-* When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks,
it becomes a Master Key…!…
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The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!
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𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪
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All say that love is more important than money..
Have you ever tried paying your bill with a hug.. ?
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A Minister passing through his church in the middle of the day decided to pause by the altar to see who came to pray. Just then the back door opened, and a man came down the aisle. The minister frowned as he saw the man hadn’t shaved in a while. His shirt was torn and shabby, and his coat was worn and frayed. The man knelt down and bowed his head, then rose and walked away. In the days that followed at precisely noon, the preacher saw this chap, Each time he knelt just for a moment, a lunch pail in his lap. Well, the minister’s suspicions grew, with robbery a main fear, He decided to stop and ask the man, ‘What are you doing here?’ The old man said he was a factory worker and lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, for finding strength and power. I stay only a moment because the factory’s far away; As I kneel here talking to the Lord, this is kind of what I say: ‘I Just Came By To Tell You, Lord, How Happy I Have Been, Since We Found Each Other’s Friendship And You Took Away My Sin. Don’t Know Much Of How To Pray, But I Think About You Every day. So, Jesus, This Is Ben, Just Checking In Today.’ The minister, feeling foolish, told Ben that it was fine. He told the man that he was welcome to pray there anytime. ‘It’s time to go, and thanks,’ Ben said as he hurried to the door. Then the minister knelt there at the altar, which he’d never done before. His heart melted, warmed with love, as he met with Jesus there. As the tears flowed down his cheeks, He repeated old Ben’s prayer: ‘I Just Came By To Tell You, Lord, How Happy I’ve Been, Since We Found Each Other’s Friendship and You Took Away My Sin. I Don’t Know Much Of How To Pray, But I Think About You Every day. So, Jesus, This Is Me, Just Checking In Today.’ Past noon one day, the minister noticed that old Ben hadn’t come. As more days passed and still no Ben, He began to worry some. At the factory, he asked about him, learning he was ill. The hospital staff was worried, But he’d given them a thrill. The week that Ben was with them, Brought changes in the ward. His smiles and joy contagious. Changed people were his reward. The head nurse couldn’t understand why Ben could be so glad, When no flowers, calls or cards came, not a visitor he had. The minister stayed by his bed, He voiced the nurse’s concern: No friends had come to show they cared. He had nowhere to turn. Looking surprised, old Ben spoke up and with a winsome smile; ‘The nurse is wrong, she couldn’t know, He’s been here all the while.’ Every day at noon He comes here, a dear friend of mine, you see, He sits right down and takes my hand, Leans over and says to me: ‘I Just Came By To Tell You, Ben, How Happy I Have Been, Since We Found This Friendship, And I Took Away Your Sin. I Think About You Always, And I Love To Hear You Pray, And So Ben, This Is Jesus, Just Checking In Today.’ Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. May God hold you in the palm of His hand And Angels watch over you. Jesus said,’If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father’
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I Swear This Is Just Not My Year
Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .
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When you paid for BnB but now she is not picking up your calls
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