I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!
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Why did the chicken cross the road
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Because it wanted to go to the other side
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A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*..
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Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I’m not perfect and I don’t live to be.
But before you start pointing fingers at me,
make sure your hands are cLean.
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What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.
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Her: wat are you drinking
Me: tea
Her: yoh with this sun
Mr: nope with a cup
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Its morning Again, May Almighty God make it easy for us, purify our minds, put joy in our hearts , increase our iman, elevate us beyond our expectations guide us anywhere we go. May He make our ends better than our beginnings
GOOD MORNING
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A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”
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Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money
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UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!
It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.
A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.
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And here we are
We became their enemies because we wanted what’s best for them
Guess they didn’t realize how much we loved them
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I seriously can’t commit to a girl
who can’t make two cups of tea with one teabag, I’m sorry
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Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉
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She could be a holy hoe
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Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
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Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything
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I don’t want random texts saying
“I miss you”.
I want that call saying,
“Come outside,
I’m waiting for you”.
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MTN is not joking nowadays,
When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery
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