Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
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So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business
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I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s
I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn
Sometimes you have to forgive & forget.
Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist.
People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.
But There Is
When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.
And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.
And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!
Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!
If a person sits down on a chair then tell jokes infront of an audience
–
Is it still called Stand-up comedy??
Don’t leave your man just because he has nothing to sustain your personal needs. If he can’t afford a nice date? Understand it. If he can’t buy you a gift? Understand it. Because real woman build with a man together, not just a man who build alone.
Make sure each and everyday you do something
that will bring you closer to your goals in life.
Your daughters Lord.
They hug us and dirty our white shirts with
their brown foundation Lord..!!
WOMEN Don’t Want Good MEN ✋😏
WOMEN Want A Good Life 🔥♥
GENTS Understand That 🙏 And Get Your Money in Order
Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
I Rather Walk For Seven Days Then Asking
Direction In Johannesburg
Have you noticed???
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Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!
Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account