Bright Future Can Give You Many Beautiful Girls.
But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give You A Bright Future.
From Boy’s Welfare Association.
So Boys Waken And Shine The Future.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
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`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄
This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”
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Don’t leave your man just because he has nothing to sustain your personal needs. If he can’t afford a nice date? Understand it. If he can’t buy you a gift? Understand it. Because real woman build with a man together, not just a man who build alone.
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That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
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My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting
“when i grow up…” what else do you want to grow? Horns?
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Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy
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Truth is bitter to chew,
but the reward is sweeter than honey.
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When a girl says “Tell me about yourself ” she’s asking if u work or if u drive not this nonsense of I’m a caring & loving guy
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When her name is promise but
all she does is give you empty promises
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*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*
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When one door closes, another opens;
but we often look so long at the closed door
that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
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In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is
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एक नर्स बाहर आई और बोली : माँ बच्चा दोनों ठीक है,
और नर्स ने बच्चा बच्चे के पिता को दिया।
बच्चे के बाप ने अपनी बहन को दिया।
बहन ने अपने पति को दिया।
उसने नानी को दिया।
नानी ने नाना को दिया।
नाना ने बच्चे के चाचा को दिया।
चाचा ने चाची को दिया।
चाची ने बच्चे के दादी को दिया
और दादी ने दादा को दिया।
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बच्चे ने घबराकर पूछा : दादाजी….
ये आप लोग क्या कर रहे हो….????
दादाजी बोले :
बेटा ये सब Whatsapp रोग से ग्रसित है,
तू Market में नया है ना
इसलिये तुझे “Forward” कर रहे हैं।!
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I hate it when people say morning instead of good morning, morning what? Morning glory, morning after pill morning sickness…what ?
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Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?
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