Japanese scientists have created a Camera
with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.

If u have problem with ur man dont come
online and make other ladies think all men
are dogs, carry ur own dog to the vet

Don’t = do not
Haven’t = have not
Won’t = wo not

English is my thing

Whites:its so expensive

Blacks:I will come back tomorrow

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a scratch ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.

Me : 15:00 hello baby
Her : last seen 15:01.
Me : 15:03 Love.
Her : Last seen 15:05.
Me : 15:07 baby I miss u,I have a gud news for u..
Her : Last seen 15:08.
Me : 15:.10 I lv u.
Her : Last seen 15:12.
Me : 15:14…86324950021(used airtime).
Her : 15:15.baby is not working.
Me : Last seen 15:16.
Her : 15:16 baby re-send it again I wanna call my mom..u knw it’s her birthday..
Me : Last seen 15:17.
Her : 15:18.Baby the time u were texting I was sleeping and I dreamed about us getting married..
Me : Last seen 15:19.
Her : 15:20Baby talk to me I luv u.ur so special in my Life.
Me : Last seen 15:20.
Her : 15:21 Baby plz double check tht namber plz I lv u.
Me : Last seen 15:21.
Her : 15:22 baby plz talk to me.
Me : Last seen 15:25.
Her : 15:26 baby re send tht airtime i ddn’t mean to hurt u…I lv u so much.
Me : Last seen 15:28

Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂

As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

Facebook should have VIP section for some of us who use data bundles.