A good laugh: On Sunday, I was sitting in a church my friend invited me to, and when it was time for the offering, the offering plate was passed around. The Pastor made a request for gift offering so I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out $20 from my pocket and dropped it in the offering plate. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a $100 bill. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the $100 in the plate and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied “don’t mention it; be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket” Whaaaat???!!!!!…….usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!

When she thought you are romantic by helping her
while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his braaipack

A policeman👮 stops two drunks and asks one: “where do you live?”😕
“Nowhere”😐 replied the first drunkard.

“And where do you live”?😑 he asks the other one.
The second drunk replied: “We’re neighbours”.

If her timeline is full of shares, just know that she’s also sharing someone’s Bae..!☝🙄
~•~
She’s a shareholder…

There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…

I just went out and saw a ghost
Outside.
Me: hey!!!
Ghost: I hv a boyfriend.
..
..
Am I suppose to single all my life???

I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week

Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”