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The way am so broke
Am even thinking of going to a loan shark and
borrow a couple of thousands then do a protection order against him



Those of you that come to Facebook to correct people’s grammar you think you know engish neh?what is the past tense of bread?.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful…
Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

Apart from I can die for u, you are my
heart which other lie do u know


If you don’t get the things you love,
love the things you get.


Married for 30year and
she hasn’t killed me yet


Dear baby mama
You are allowed to call your baby dad at 03:00 am
and tell him his baby is dreaming

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner,
and the only person that loves you is your mom


Beauty has sent a lot of girls into marriage
but character is busy packing them out!


“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”

— Woody Allen


“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

Ask your boyfriend to resend photos
you sent him last week Thank me later