Being greeted by a bank notification in the morning is
better than a morning text from Bae…❤🙄
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Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”
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If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..
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Mom is every thing that you need cause she can see u when something is wrong don’t be rude to your mother cause she all type of good thing that u thing I thanks it luyanda
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Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!
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10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY:
1. Give him sex
2. Obey him.
3. Love his parents.
4. Respect his siblings.
5. Never argue with him.
6. Always make him feel he’s the superior. 7. Never investigate his phone.
8. Kiss him when he insults you.
9. Don’t waste his property.
10. Support him when he’s broke.
10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY:
1. Give her money.
2. Always give her money.
3. Continue to give her money.
4. Keep giving her money.
5. Never get tired of giving her money.
6. Give her money even before she asks.
7. Just continue to give her money.
8. Just keep giving her money.
9. Just never get tired of giving her money.
10. Just give her money even before she asks.
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Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.
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Love is one of the best things to have in this world;
it will keep you happy without reason.
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Bare ” schools are still closed but someone
already missed her periods
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Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..
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Blessed are those who finish their December salary in December, for they shall know the true meaning of endurance in January*
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My sister when your rent is due then; Boom!
Your sugar daddy dies. I swear you will cry
more than his wife
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That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.
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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
And
*Blue Whale died*
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Step of this glorious ladder,
it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
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Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂
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