Its only black people who wud go to the sea
and say they are going to wash bad luck
but still bring back 2ltrs of the same water back home
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My Girlfriend Told Me To Delete My Fb Or She Is Leaving…
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Guys Be Right Back Let Me Help Her To Pack Her Bags..
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Jonathan
Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030 if care is not taken…
Pastor: Praise The Lord
Congregation: Hallelujah
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our iPads to Exodus 20:1
When U r Done Kindly Switch On Ur Bluetooth To Receive The Sermon…
Pls Have Ur Debit Cards Ready As We Collect The Tithes And Offerings….
You Can Connect To Church WiFi Using Password: Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And Donations U r Welcome To Contribute Via Cellphone Banking
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be Electric As IPads Flicker
Meanwhile… ANNOUNCEMENTS
Church Secretary: Dis Week’s Meeting Will Be Held On Various WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don’t Miss Out …
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will Be Held Live On Skype @1900GMT…
By D Way You May Follow The Pastor On Twitter For Counselling And don’t Forget Our Weekly Prayers On YouTube… God Bless us….
If care is not taken, this is how next generation children will learn their ABC. A for Apple won’t be useful anymore…. Instead:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera Mini
P is for PicMix
Q is for QuickTime
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo
Z is for Zuma
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*A man was walking naked in jungle. When the animals saw him, they all ran away*.
*The zebra then asked the lion, “even u, King of the jungle?”*
*The lion replied, “My friend, Keep jokes aside. That’s a strange animal. The Tail is in front*.
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That moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is
“Act natural, you’re innocent”..!
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Some people Will ignore you as if they are saving Data bundles😂😂😂
Only to find out they been in freemode since 10 years back
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Whether you’re angry or hurt people should just leave you alone in most cases it’s clear that we are angry or hurt but people keep on nagging around us and that makes us even more angry and hurt…If only people know how to manage their own business and don’t interfere in every single thing you do or feel ,life would be much happier..and easier
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I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
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She- What’s ur name
He- Typing..
S- Hey.. you der?
H- Typing..
S- Hello
H- Typing..
She- Bye
He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
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Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!
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The one who likes you most,
sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one
who feels your pain.
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-True Love Doesn’t Easily
Fades
Unless It’s a Lie .. ?
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A fat Teacher nd a Waves
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Waves: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Waves: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Waves: “Homework!”
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Women are very gentle and even the slighest of harsh words will definitely hurt her so be sensitive to her feelings
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The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..
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Sometimes it is not enough to do our best
we must do what is required…
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