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If you fighting my girl and you pull her hair I’m jumping in

I paid R3500 for that hair



Hope that we have a perfect work-life balance this year
and we can spend more time together.
Happy New Year 2021

Photo shooting at studio won’t bring you a husband sis.
If you are a dragonšŸ‘¹šŸ‘ŗ….you are a dragonšŸ˜ˆ!!!
Accept and stay single

Why Does It Always Have To Be A WOMAN
Who Keeps The Relationship Alive


If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people

If u care 4 me,
i will care 4 u,
if u miss me,
i will miss u,
if u msg me,
i will msg u,
if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,
i will kill U!


Your boyfriend dumps youšŸ’”2weeks later you hear: he’s getting marriedšŸ’šŸ‘©ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘©…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.


Girls tell us how do you survive 5 days without going to the toilet
when you at your boy’s crib?

Don’t take anything in common ,,a man meet one lady so he asked d girl for dinner without the girl knowing that the man wants to engaged her, on their way reaching there d girl start to screw why do u take me to this rascal place u don’t see xclusive place for us to go ,,so d lady leave the guy there and walked away so d guy screw so u worked away bc of my dressing I wanted to engaged u but by this your attitude I can’t do it,, d man explain his self for d girl that his billionaire son but now is too late for d girl to come back, d girl begged no space for her again

FLIRTING is cheating, linking up and HIDING it from your partner is cheating, MESSAGING other mfs BEHIND your partners back is also cheating. Once you start hiding, deleting, or putting shit on DND itā€™s still CHEATING !!! It donā€™t have to be physical. Donā€™t get it twisted yall.


There’s always a season for everything that’s supposed to happen in your life. Just trust in God’s timing,
He will give you everything you need
at the right moment at the right time.


When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”


The ship is flushing
Priest: San Pedro! Saint Jose! Saint John!
It’s Maria! It’s Clara! He is. Lucia.
Chinese: what is that! Lubok the ship, tawak, you are still the passenger!!

Two things to remember,
DONā€™T make decisions when youā€™re angry and
DONā€™T make promises when youā€™re happy.

Discovery of truth which we take for granted today
brought hardship and loneliness for those
Who worked untiringly against mocking world.