*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!

A text from your crush can make you slap your Dad
on his head and say: “Yes boy”…

Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂

Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄

1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥

2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥

3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀

4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲

5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔

6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……

Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.

The Biggest Mistake You Can Make is Showing A Child
That Your phone Has Games Or Funny Videos

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh

On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, the rest of you will tell me who invited you,
while receiving some slaps…

If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message

Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal

Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies,
these days we only ask once,
u refuse we go to your sister or best friend.

My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…