If she rejects u saying you’re not her type,
my bro tell her ur Samsung
charger also works on Mobicell Phone.Type
doesn’t matter
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Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at your looks and bank balance too.
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Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money
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2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves
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Don’t make me your option,
when I have made you my priority.
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Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.
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Carry a Winning Attitude because~ Attitude defines you!!! Attitude is everything…. !!!!!
“I will win~Not Immediately~But Definitely”
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher
cracks a joke and no one laughs
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Life is like a mirror …
we get the best results when we smile at it
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I am in love with your smile.
I am in love with your voice.
I am in love with your laugh.
I am in love with your eyes.
I am in love with your lips.
I am in love with your personality.
I am in love with you.
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Neva underestimate yoself. Neva downplay yo strengths or marginalise yo weakness. Believe in yoself and in yo inner strength. There is nothing in a caterpillar that sugests that 1 day it will be a butterfly. Dont lose faith in yoself becoz u compare yoself with other people; a milipede (tshongololo) has got many legs and a snake has ZERO. But a snake runs fasta than a milipede, wat pipo think of u dont determine yo destiny bt yo OWN perception of yoself does. Be motivated and enjoy yo day…
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Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette,
only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
Be like drugs, let them die for you..♥👌
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A lecturer come in the class and pointed straight at me with a ruler and said to the class: class,,!! At the end of this ruler stands a fool .
I stood up and said to him: But sir this ruler has two ends, or you mean all the ends ,?? As am talking am burned from the varsity until further notice
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Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Zimbabwean guy quoted 10 million.
Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”
Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour,
2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the zimbabwean guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me,
and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
Let me park here
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Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
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Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”
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Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.
And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them
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