Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”

The girl who refused to show me her breast in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby​…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??

A good laugh: On Sunday, I was sitting in a church my friend invited me to, and when it was time for the offering, the offering plate was passed around. The Pastor made a request for gift offering so I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out $20 from my pocket and dropped it in the offering plate. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a $100 bill. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the $100 in the plate and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied “don’t mention it; be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket” Whaaaat???!!!!!…….usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!

Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices

Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you

Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?”

Girl Friend: “Nothing, Tired Just Going To Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“

Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“

We are black people

-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don’t care

-We call every cooking oil FISH OIL
We are proud

-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”
We are like that

-We call every cold drinks COKE
We don’t care

-We steal your belongings and help you look for them
We are just like that

-We name our dogs TIGER or Spider
We don’t give a f**k

-We promise to stab you with a slap or bare hand
We are sometimes strange

-We eat a fruit an expect to be healthy at the same time
We don’t care

-When electricity goes we go out and,check if it’s the whole street
We are just like that

-We blame atchar for smelling armpits even if we didn’t bath
We are sometimes weird

-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don’t have a problem

-We buy something,skip instruction&ask neighbors how it’s used
We don’t care

-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious

-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are like that

-We pay R500 to a sangoma so we can know who stole R50
We are sometimes weird

-We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that

-When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves
We are smart

-We share beers and cigarettes but we don’t share opportunities
We are sometimes selfish

We are proud to be black and we love ourselves like that

#proudly_black

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