Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul
that you never knew was missing.
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” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin
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BOSS:Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not sir! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
He came here looking for you.”
EMPLOYEE: …………………..
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My shoes👞size is 7 but after cutting My Nalis I noticed that i wear size 5 😂
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Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.
Santa: “When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?”
Help Desk: “Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password”
Santa: “Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me“
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Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.
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I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother
doesn’t shout at me like that
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Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store
and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and
I saw your dad paying the bill.”😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for 2k the kingdom scatter and the king disappears.
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WITH,, LOVE, HONESTY AND RESPECT.
You can stay out of trouble..
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I am the one that said “Goodbye”,
It’s over but I’m the one crying.
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I’ll say goodbye this one last time.
But know that I’m not really saying goodbye
because in my heart I will still always love you.
So goodbye..
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My Sister, Go to a Liquor store,
Choose your Happiness and forget about men.
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I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.
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Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August
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Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you She Be Like:
“When We First Met u Were Custard,🔥 Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard💔… But In The End you Were A Bastard… Its Over!!!” 😮
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