My kids passed away all of them.
They are going to another Grades.
I am going to Braai them all.*
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My Zulu Neighbour congratulating his Children.
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My kids passed away all of them.
They are going to another Grades.
I am going to Braai them all.*
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My Zulu Neighbour congratulating his Children.
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Symptoms of a stubborn wife
(1) natural hair
(2)no make up
(3)shoes size 9-11
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Sometimes its not the person you miss, but the feelings and moments you has when you were with them
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Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))
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I know I’m not the perfect girlfriend. I’ll yell at you. I’ll get jealous. I’m really stubborn. I overthink. I get insecure easily. My moods are like a roller coaster. I’ll probably never do anything right. But I promise you that if I give you my heart, it’s only yours. Keep it. I’ll be loyal. I’ll be here when you need me. I’ll love you to the greatest extent I can. I’ll treat you right and I’ll do anything I can to hold our relationship together. I love you. 💕
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The past is dead.
Live today and look forward tomorrow.
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TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🍅A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school.
🍅Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates.
🍅So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate.
🍅On a pre-determined day, All the children brought their tomatoes well addressed.
🍅Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people they hated.
🍅The teacher then told them they had to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks.
🍅As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes.
🍅The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.
🍅After a week, the teacher asked the students “How did you feel this week?”
🍅The children complained of the awful smell and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried several tomatoes.
🍅The teacher said, “This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people.
🍅Hatred makes the heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere.
🍅If you can’t bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily.”
🍅The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.
🍅 Forgive those who have angered you.
🍅This makes room for storing good things.
🍅Get Better, Not Bitter!!!
AIthough you may not usually forward text messages, this one makes sense. So forward it to someone or group. They might be motivated to let go and cleanse their hearts 💕 !!!!!
Love everyone😘
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Thami was sick😢 & went to the Doctor
.
Doctor: Do you practise for good health?
Thami: Yes, i play football regularly!
Doctor: How long do u play?
Thami: Until my phone mobile battery runs down
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A woman was pregnant for 9 months and
gave birth to an angel reading this post
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Girl the longer the skirt the longer the relationship days😊
The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days
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Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”
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The chances of a lady getting a job in
Africa do not depend on her academic
qualifications or working experience……
they depend on size and shape of her
buttocks
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Have u seen those posts
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If u don’t type “AMEN”, u won’t see the next morning😐
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And i saw it last week..Even today im still breathing and updating my status
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A year ago, I wasn’t who I am today. A year from now, I aspire to be even better. Personal growth takes time, but all great things do, so be patient.
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Side Chick: Reply Me Or Else I’m Posting Us
Me: Hey Hey Hey, Heello… Yewena Hiii
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So you go to your girlfriends place
without notice and find another guy ,
Then you get hurt,
But my brother the bible says
only Jesus will come like a thief without notice,
you are not Jesus, stop being emotional.
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