They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”

Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.

You Know Or Should I Tell You ?

“I was just checking on you….”
Means, “I love you” you fool, wake up!!!

That moment when you at a wedding and you enjoying the seven colors and then boom pastor Lukau start praying and all beef and di chickens starts ressurecting and you are left with rice and onions in your plate

I hope we never become the parents
who ask their daughters what they did wrong
every time a man gets abusive with them.

When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Women know nothing about fridges.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!

And, we blindly say we are not blind !