My girlfriend has trust issues
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Her: where are you?
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Me: in a taxi
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Her: give the taxi driver the phone
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That moment your teacher is letting know that
he/she won’t be available tomorrow
And you be like :No why marha?
But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business
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Imagine you are a parent, your daughter is in form 3 and she is going to school. You escorts her to the bus station and after 3 hrs you are told that the bus she was in has had an accident and no one has survived. As you are making funeral arrangements you get a call from your daughter saying ” mom, I was not on that bus, my boyfriend insisted I spend two days at his house before I go” What would you do as a parent? How would you feel?
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You deserve happiness. You deserve peace.
You deserve laughter.
You deserve to love and be loved.
You deserve life. Don’t ever forget this
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Sometimes people try way so hard
to sound clever on Facebook.
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*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute and they call you a real man.
Please explain to me Why?
*Boy:-* When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks,
it becomes a Master Key…!…
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I want a girl who loves long romantic walks because I don’t have a car
😂😂😂
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If your Girl calls you more than twice in a day
Break up with her she is a psycho 🤐
Women Dont have Airtime To Call Men☝
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“I’m not on Facebook for dating”,
says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!
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I don’t need a burning sun and a
cooling moon to show me my way.
Just want you to hold me whenever I tumble.
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Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..
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Being lonely was better yaar!
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Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.
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Yep every time you think you got the great life.
Then you walk into your real life jokes on you. Lol
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They way some girls love Guys with cars,
they can tell which car you Drive from the
sound of your keys in your pocket…
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Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.
1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”
2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“
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Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand
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