The one and only time, I hated the word ‘f are I e and the s’.. Is when she said let us be only ‘f are I e and the s’ !!
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If your man starts bathing more than twice in a week,
just know that he is cheating
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Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.
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Guys did you notice that even money is social distancing now 😂😂😂😂
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The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
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The worst thing you can do
to a girl is compare her to another girl.
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Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you
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My neighbour is busy complaining about her lost chicken,
mxm it wasn’t even delicious
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Yesterday in a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
TC: Oh! That… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
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No one is as confused as Zulu people
– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂
But i can’t laugh😂😂
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Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥
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Skinny Chicks With Small Butts Be Like “Don’t
Touch My Butt” Instead Of “Don’t Touch My ass bones”
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Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.
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Why are girls from rich families
shaped like boiled eggs?
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Long time ago there lived a great king and two beggars who always stood at the gate of his palace everyday.
As the king rode by everyday, the 1st beggar would say ‘blessed is he whom the king helps’ while the 2nd beggar would say ‘blessed is he whom God helps’.
The king always felt pleased to hear the praise of the 1st beggar.
One evening the king decided to reward the 1st beggar for all the praise; he ordered his baker to bake a cake and wrapped gold inside the cake.
The next day as he rode by, he gave the cake to the 1st beggar as he hailed him as usual.
The 1st beggar who was in dire need of cash sold the cake to the 2nd beggar at a cheap price.
When the 2nd beggar cut open the cake he saw the gold, sold them and became a wealthy man.
He did not return back to the kings gate the next day.
As the king rode out of his palace the next day, he saw the 1st beggar still begging for money and stopped to ask him if he ate the cake he gave him.
The 1st beggar replied and said no sir, I sold it to my friend who was here with me yesterday; I have not seen him today.
The king shook his head highly disappointed and confessed silently to himself that
” Indeed Blessed is he Who God helps”
Our God is the all knowing God, HE has not forgotten you. God always does His work just in time.
Be blessed and Trust God even when you don’t understand His WILL. Someday your blessings shall be in abundance.
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What do you call fly with no wing
Walk
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