“In the last days!! People will come to you in a form of preaching Christ while they know they serve their master the Devil”.
I read my Bible and will not be fooled by all this false preachers…Bushiri, Omotoso, Alph, Mporo, Snake Pastor, Petrol Pastor and all those who sell miracles to our people.
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Watch out SA!! We are awaiting the King!!!
This are the last days. Death will knock or Jesus will come.
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Are we ready to meet Jesus in the sky???
Wife to her husband text*:
“Big head, you haven’t called me since morning…Are you the only one working in that office? Smh! Fine, continue…”
Side Chic text:
“Babes, you haven’t called today, I guess you’ve been busy with work. I hope you’ve had time to eat something at least. Don’t overwork yourself my love. I will call you later.
I Love you!”
Now do the mathematics yourself, it’s not juju they use in snatching your husbands , is it?
If someone can go about their day without talking to you,
then you might not be as important like they say you are.
Actions speak louder than words and that’s clearly a sign
they’re just interested in you when they have nothing to do.
We the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual 3 days strike which will commence on 13 FEB and on 16 FEB. Please note: our cell phones will not working during the strike and our relationship commitments will commence on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any inconvenience to our wives and girlfriends who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.
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Viva NAHAB Viva!!
Amandlaaaa
Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane
Before the take off there was an announcement. ” this plane is made by your students ”
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked ” you are not afraid ?”
The principal replied ” I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start “