That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.

I think my girlfriend is selling Goats
and never bothered to tell me about it
because a guy just texted her now
ask if the goat is still around

Sometimes I fail to approach some girls because of their facial expression.
Some look like they’ve Already broken up with you

You know what sis?

Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.

Does Anyone Actually Know What You’re Suppose To Do
When People Are Singing Happy Birthday To You

In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄

Ladies•••
Sometimes you must call him with a wrong name
to show him that you have options
You will thank me later or not

Whites wedding 💒
Invites: 100
Attendance: 65
Gifts: 65
Missing items: 0
.
Blacks wedding 💒
Invites: 150
Attendance: 4567
Gifts: 0
Missing items: Cellphone, 5 Litre cooking oil, Pakete ya dikuku,
2 litre Coca Cola, , Brent Wood 👖ya Malome

Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.