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The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!

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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.

Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

“Today’s Lesson Learned“

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Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I’m not perfect and I don’t live to be.
But before you start pointing fingers at me,
make sure your hands are cLean.

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Why is a elephant so wrinkled
because there to hard to iron

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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ​”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED​”, but there is. When ​you marry​ the right woman you are ​COMPLETE​ and when you ​marry​ the ​wrong woman,​ you are ​FINISHED!​ When your wife ​catches​ you with ​another woman​ you are ​COMPLETELY FINISHED​ and when your ​wife​ likes ​shopping​ so much you are ​FINISHED COMPLETELY!​
Knowledge will kill me

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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May the lord guide you in every decision you make

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One day 3 men were walking through the forest when they were caught by canibals.

The canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of any kind and swallow, before they could be released, and not killed.
The first man, came with apples, he swallowed three and started coughing, he was killed, the second man came with grapes, he swallowed nine, when he was about to swallow the last one, he started laughing, he was killed, so wen the two men reached heaven, the first man asked the second man, why did you laughed when you had almost swalowed all the grapes? The second man replied, i could not help it, when i saw the third man coming with watermelons. 😂😂😂😂

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Don’t lose a good man because you think
he can’t afford you .you are a soul to be
loved not a product to be bought

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Most ladies don’t want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.

Let’s start the argument, am ready.

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I hate men who ask a lady from a group to hit their inbox😒😒,,Ladies if you also hate this kind of men please inbox me and let discuss what to do about those men

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My uncle always pick a quarrel with me, he doesn’t know how clever i can be.😜😜😜
I changed my name on my Instagram to “Your village people” then I followed him.
His notification now reads. “Your village people is now following you on instagram”.
Since morning, he has been drinking anointing oil..

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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…

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You pay 60k lobola, Spend 200k for your wedding,
Pay bond of 1,4m… A car of 500k…
And then break up because of an sms worth 50c

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Let’s say you had a lot of money. Anything you wanted you could buy, you would probably have a long list and with all that money, many people would call you successful. But what about that other list? The real list of things that money can’t buy, the list that comes from the heart.That real list probably includes; a longing to be loved, a family that gets along, the needs to be accepted just the way you are, and you want that whole things in your heart to be filled, which only God can do. Have fruitful day wherever you are my people. Much love

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Even Though I Walk Through The Darkest Valley I Will Never Post Bae AMEN!!!…

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