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Last Night I Cracked A Joke to My Girlfriend
and We Heard A Thief Laughing In The Kitchen
TO ALL THOSE WHO SAID THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT THIS YEAR
WHERE ARE YOU😅
HEY!!!DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU
I’ve learned that people will forget
what you said , people will forget
what you did ,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel …
Good Morning Covid-19 Prisoners..! ☕🍩🍪
Another two✌ weeks…
You say love is important than money,
have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easily😋🤗
I no dey go Catholic church again
🙅♂🙅♂
2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
🙆♂😂🤣
3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
🚶😂🤣
4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
😂🤣
5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?🤔🤷♂
Latitude or Longitude
🙄😂🤣
6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtcheww🙄🙆♂🤣
7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
🙄😏🤗
8: You see my six packs and muscles💪then you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
😂🤣
9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
🙄🚶🚶
10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;
i Became Private With My Life 💯 , i Used To Tell My Friends Everything 🔥 ..
But Now , i Don’t Tell Anyone Anything ✋
And if You Ask Me , I’m Always Good
True friends say good things behind your back
and bad things to your face.
Technically, I’m single.
But my heart is taken by someone I can’t have.
An 8-year old girl went to the
office with her father on ‘Take
Your Daughter to Work Day’. As
they were walking around the
office, the young girl starting
crying and getting very cranky, her
father asked what was wrong with
her.
As the staff gathered round she
sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said that
you worked with?
👶: full tank is calling you
👩🏽: what?
When you go outside you find you boyfriend wearing Diesel label from head to toe 🚶♂️
I don’t mind if I get hiv from China woman
because I know it’s fake
It’s a Guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that’s why it’s called MEN’U😂😂😂
Men will be Men:
Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥
Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???
Fridge is working fine!!”
A certain man found his wife with another
man in his bedroom.Instead of shouting or
beating both of them, he just looked at them and
went back to the sitting room. He switched on the
Television and started watching some gospel
videos. The wife and the Boyfriend were in panic.
The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting
room then he said, “Sir am sorry for sleeping with
your wife”
Husband “It happens you can go..”
The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it
was time to sleep. The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He
found her wife sitted on the floor crying. The
husband never said anything or even asking her.
He just slept on his bed and covered himself with
some blankets. In the morning when he woke up,
he found his wife dead. The wife committed
suicide in the middle of night as her husband was
sleeping.
QUESTION.
Who was not fair?
1. The husband,
2. The wife or