Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday
Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours
Charyolo: He borrowed my pen
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Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday
Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours
Charyolo: He borrowed my pen
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Thank u lord fr blessing me so much than I deserve
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Today was my First Time I Smoked Weed,
I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits.
I Asked Them If They Were Gay And They Arrested Me
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So, it got me wondering Why do
relationships start off soo perfectly and
then end soo wrong..? Where is that love
you had in the beginning..?
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A LETTER FROM AN ABORTED CHILD;
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you, to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story is
short. I have stayed inside you for only three
months. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I know you are a special person
because I ate the food you ate.
I longed for the day I would see your face. Nine
months was a long time to wait, but I was
determined to wait. I had to be patient.
.
One day I heard you converse with a man about
me, and at some stage you quarreled. The man
then offered you some money to get rid of me. I
was happy and prayed that this meant that I
would at least see you, the only person that I
knew in the world: I was wrong. I had almost
forgotten the issues until I felt something sharp
pierce my tiny ear. I jerked silently and in pain,
and asked you to protect me.
.
Seconds later the object came, fiercer than before.
My tiny was cut up, starting from the ears then
arms and legs. It was an agonizing experience, my
head was then cut off and I died.
.
It took me a whole hour to die, a whole hour for an
innocent three months human being to be
murdered. I remember the whole incidence vividly
and I keep asking myself, what I did to deserve
that cruel death?
Why me? Why did you do it to me? And why was I
not given a chance to live? I know you are having
a lot of nightmares. You remain guilty for the
beastly act.
Please explain to your God why you committed the
heinous act. Personally I have forgiven you though
I never lived to see your face. My journey to back
to my creator was safe and I arrived safely. I was
given a red carpet welcome by an angel. I am
infact, without bitterness.
.
I still love you mum.
But the question is; Do u support Abortion???
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe, depends on circumstances
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Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……
You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money
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Xolie grew up in Mbare. She went to law school in London. After her studies she decided to go back to Harare, because
she could be a big lady there.
There she opened her new law office. The first day, she saw a man coming up to her office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, Xolie pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat. Xolie said into the phone: “No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that am not travelling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks. “Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week. “I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.” Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and …”
The visitor sat patiently as Lady X rattled instructions. Finally, Xolie put down the telephone and said: “Im sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you? “The man said: “I’m from Tel One … I’ve come to connect your phone
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Girls who drink Beers any flavour 🍺
She deserve a gift for a cooler box in Valentine’s Day
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When a superman flies, he’s a superman
but when my granny flies she’s a witch
let’s be fair guys
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Sleep is a Temporary Death &
Death is a Permanent Sleep.
Everyday is your birthday because every morning you are born after a Temporary Death.
So, always remember to be Grateful to GOD every morning for a New Life.
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– i Wanted To Grow Up So Bad 😣 But Look At Me Now 😔 .. I’m Depressed , Broke , Horny An etc 😭
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The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…
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True love is when you don’t need to care about
how you look anymore.
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I refuse to die until I know the relationship between
peanut butter and the cat!🐈
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A man was taking his son on a walk in a nearby forest. Suddenly the boy tripped and feeling a sharp pain, he screams “AHHHH!”
Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “AHHHH!” He was taken aback as it was his first experience of an echo.
Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he received was , “Who are you?”
This made him angry, so he shouted, “You are a coward!” and the voice answered “You are a coward!”
He looked at his father and asked “Dad what’s going on. Whose he talking back at me?”
“Son,” the man replies, ” pay attention. Say something nice to him
Then he screams, “I love you!” The voice answers, “I love you!”
Realising his son’s confusion the man takes over the conversation with nature and shouts
“You are wonderful!” and the voice answered, “You are wonderful!”
The boy is thrilled but still can’t understand what is going on.
The father explains, “Son, people call this an ECHO, but truly it is LIFE. Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.
If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect. If you want people to be patient with you, then be patient with them.
This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives. An echo is nature’s way of teaching us to do unto others what we wish them to do to us and wish for others what we wish for ourselves.
Life always gives you back what you give out…
Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.
My echo to you today is love, peace and happiness.
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Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight,
it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly
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