I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*
*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*
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Every single moment counts. When you add them all up,
they equal your life.
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Being different isn’t a bad thing.
It means you’re brave enough to be yourself.”
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Mom: I love you son..
Son: I disagree a little but I love you too..
Mom: Why son😢?..
Son: Why give birth to me knowing that I’ll die?
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You can’t change what’s happened in your past,
so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability
to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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🙎♀️:Babe
🧔:Yes Babe
🙎♀️: I am home alone 😋
🧔:Don’t worry your ancestors are with you 😏
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Waves: I made tea.
Maketang: I don’t want tea.
Waves: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Maketang: Then why did you tell me?
Waves: It’s a conversation starter.
Maketang: That’s a horrible conversation starter.
Waves: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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Son:dad what is a man
dad:a man is someone who is responsible and cares for the family
son:one day i want to grow up and be a man just like mom
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Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys
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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
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We all need to. See the laughter in life.we will leave longer
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Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
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You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you…
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Be happy for no reason.
Once you learn how to
not attach your happiness to things
or people outside of you,
you become free.
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All the guys who drink 2 beers & start talking about opening a company should remain in 2017
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