We are on Facebook for fun is either u joining us
or we hurt ur feelings…simple
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Six letters, two words, easy to say, hard to explain, harder to do. MOVE
WEED is Dangerous
I can’t believe i finished 1L of Vinegar thinking it’s Wine🍷….
Laughter is the best Medicine”
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
You may be miles away, but you are still close.
Miss you a lot. Happy New Year 2021
One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love,
love someone else.
I usaully give people more chances than they deserve .. But once I am done .. I’m done.
When you realize that you’re constantly treating a person a lot better than they treat you,
it’s time to make a change.
The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday,
please bring its charger and headphones.
Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.
I think I have anger issues… Anytime someone annoys me,
I tend to give him some money cause I’m angry..
Why I stopped watching Nigerian Movies??
A man had a heart attack in the hospital & the doctor shouted…
“SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE”
(Funny But True About Us Guys)
Girl : Babe there’s something I wanna tell
you
Guy : I also wanna say something
Girl : Please start
Guy : Eish it’s hard to say it Eish
Girl : No relax babe please tell me
Guy : I’ve been sleeping around with
othergirls including your cousin
Girl : No no no, Babe no but why?
Guy : I was tempted please Forgive me I’ll
never do it again
Girl : Fine babe mistakes happens I Forgive
you
Guy : You the best babe thanks
Girl : Eish I also cheated and slept with
someone
Guy : You who !! You’ve been cheatin with?
Girl : It was a once off thing
Guy : Voetsek piss off once
off thing ya for, Once off thing my foot!
Girl : Please don’t, I love you
Guy : I don’t care we done, You hear me?
Stay away
True Or False ?
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”
When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
The Teacher fainted.
Dear future wife
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May God continue destroying your relationships until we meet!
My brother, if you don’t tell your girlfriend she is beautiful,
Indian men will tell her on Facebook.