knock knock.Who’s there? Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind,its pointless.
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Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!
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Every guy needs a strong woman
i mean who will push the car🚗 if it stuck
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I decided to travel to the USA
THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy:
Officer : So where you going in the USA?
Me : San Jose
Officer : it’s pronounce San Hose, J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh… Okay!
Officer : How long you planning to stay?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly…😕😕
Do you think I got the VISA?
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If you cannot love yourself,
you don’t even know the taste of love
or what love means.
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In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water 💦 is scarce
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It takes a second to make a mistake
but a lifetime to forget it was your fault.
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Most important thing for romance?
Mutual attraction. Crazy how many people waste time pursuing people who don’t really like them back.
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Have you been so sad and tired and want to be alone, but at the same time you really wish there was someone who you could talk to.
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It’s not the breakup that hurts the most. It’s the post trauma that follows it.
It is waking up and checking your cell for the SMS that is not there..
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People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏
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One smile, can start a friendship.
One word, can end a fight.
One look, can save a relationship.
One person can change your life.
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*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!
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Those Lovely Moments When Your
Really Sleepy,
But
You Don’t Want to Go To Sleep
Because
Your Talking To That Special
Person .. ‘
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Sad truth gents re marete😥💔!!
We cheat on our girlfriend’s💔but we don’t want them to cheat on us😭you know why? Because we know gore cheating is wrong…we guys cheat for sex🍆💦🍑nothing more but a lady cheats for love,attention and affection…a lady cheats with a nigger that can potentially replaces a guy.we guys cheat the most but girls cheats the best😭,ladies are not afraid to commit💯,love💕 and be loyal💍to us niggers pila pila facing di facts gantshi bothata bo na le rena majita😥😭.
Good morning y’all hope you all slept well and y’all enjoy ur day..God bless all ur hustle💕💕
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Suprabhatam
Live your life and forget your age.
What matters most is how you see yourself .
Keep smiling !!
Be happy !!
Good Morning
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