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Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !!

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!

When we studying they are busy burning campuses and up and down with Campus Crush jaa let them write until the 31st of December.

When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever

MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means
I’ll speak English whenever I want to.Infact, carbohydrates

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money
anyway happy mothers day I love you dad

The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku