Ladies repeat after me
“My boyfriend’s money is not my money”
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Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of
rest or covered with dust and soil,
unless exams are appeared 🙂
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As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.
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She was my crush until….
Me:Why don’t you answer my calls!!!
Her:I’m sorry i lost my Self stick
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Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!
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You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
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Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect
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Rich on second day of marriage💏
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He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and gave her a beautifully packed iPhone 8+ box as a gift🎁
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The make-up artist opened the box with great happiness☺ but was suddenly depressed😔 to see a Nokia 3310 phone inside the iPhone 8+ carton
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Rich smiled and said: “same feeling i had when i saw my wife this morning”
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered the same
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From 16 December to 1st January,
if your parents don’t allow you to go party
just pretend to be sick and inbox us
we will come fetch you with an Ambulance
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Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work
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“Health doesn’t ALWAYS come from medicine.
Most of the time it comes from peace of mind,
peace of heart and peace of soul.
Laugh more and love more.
It’s good for your health.”
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You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong
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Sometimes I wonder if normal dogs see police dogs and think
“oh shit!!! It’s the police”
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“Life is not qualified by Fluent English,
Branded Clothes and a Rich Lifestyle.
It is measured by the number of faces
who smile when they hear your name.”
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Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.
Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha
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Look out for yourself because in the end that’s all you’ll ever have
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