LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
When someone dies, the relatives cry.
But when he rises from death, they run away.
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Happy New Year dear husband!
May our bond grow stronger
with every passing year”
Remember the good times, be strong during the difficult times,
love always, laugh often, and thank God every day
Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”
Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”
The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”
Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”
The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”
Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“
Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.
My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?
Your beliefs become your thoughts,�
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.
Follow your heart but take the mind with you.
If they are two-faced, don’t forget God gave you
two hands to slap on their two faces at the same time!
“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be.
No one can tell the difference.
I lost my School bag🎒on the 31st of December
now my mom is forcing me to go to school with a Cooler bag
Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings
If she didn’t reply to your text,📲
she’s a hoe and 🙏Jesus saved you
from a💔 heartbreak.
Happy December 1st,
May God bless all of us this month of December! Happiness and genuine love for everyone! Let us hope that this month will heal everyone’s heart and will turn every sadness into blessings and nonstop happiness! Enjoy the cold December, everyone!
Apart from I will never
cheat on you: what
other jokes do you
know
What’s Ford?
.
Santa: Gaadi.
.
What’s Oxford?
.
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?
Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.