“African Education system has surprising outcomes.

The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.

The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.

The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.

Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”

I commented on my girlfriends picture “Looking good my love”
and she replied saying thanks Big bro..

I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion

No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend

Google is the second fastest searching
engine…….. A Guy’s eye remain the first
when searching for a beautiful girl in a
crowd.

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning
the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a
book titled, “HOW TO FLY AN
AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS.
Volume 1

He opened the 1st page which said: “To start the engine,
press the red button..” He did
so, and the airplane engine
started.. He was happy and
opened the next page…: “To get the airplane moving, press the blue button..” He did so and the plane
started moving at an amazing
speed… He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page which said:
“To let airplane fly, please press
the green button..” He did so and the plane started to fly…He was excited…!!
After 20 minutes of
flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land so he decided to
go to the 4th page… and page 4
says; “To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase
Volume 2 at the nearest book shop! ”

He will be buried tomorrow.

never attempt anything without complete information

Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left

John: 9 beers and a dead man

You Are Not African Enough If You Have Never Clap You Hands
In The Air To Kill Mosquito