Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out

When make a surprise party for a Ndebele girl then after saying ‘Supriseeeeee’ she goes like ‘ mara guys why didn’t tell me that you organising a suprise party for me’ .

There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat
or ask you for money but
their stubbornness will frustrate your life

I am Rico, I was still young when grandpa’s ikikwento is the sinking of the Titanic. It’s a true story because it’s really true. Grandfather is one of the passengers and with her grandma. Grandpa really felt like there is something wrong with the ship. How many times he told grandma to sink the ship but grandma doesn’t want to believe. So he did grandpa he cried. ” drown the ship! Let’s wear a gating life jacket!” grandpa’s cry. But no one minded him. Grandma scolded him because he said he was crazy. I didn’t drown it. So Grandpa did he go to the front and there he shouted a shout. ” the ship is supposed to drown! Are you stupid?” grandpa’s cry. But it’s still the same, he still ignored people until the grandfather was discharged in the cinema.

Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!

I wonder why there Is a fence at the zoo
I mean who would steal a lion