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When I’m alone I speak to myself

Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona

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According To William Sexfear

Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.

Miss For One Hour

And
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Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.

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Be with someone who wont stay mad at you,
who cant stand not talking to you,
and whos afraid of losing you

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Wife: I have good news nd bad news for you.. Which one I shld start with??

Husband: Im very busy tell me the good news only

Wife: The air bags in our AUDI is working nicely!!

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Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
•°•°•
Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..

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When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend

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When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

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Character is like a pregnancy which cannot be hidden
one day, the pretender must be exposed

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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂

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If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_*
*Commander in Chief

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Being single for too long its not good…..even if you are typing kissing on your phone, the auto-correct changes it to kidding and you cant even bother to type ‘bae’
😂😂😂💃

Evening all singles….

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So 😕 Lawyers Just Came Together And
They Were Like ”
The Word FREE is Too Cliche For Our Profession ,
So Let’s Adopt The Latin Term PRO BONO

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I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies
and the walls get in my way.

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