Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u
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They always return when the ones they left for break them
Sorry we are not your toys or something you put on the shelf and decide to play with again
We are precious we just didn’t realize it because we were busy loving unfaithfull persons 💗
Gd night sweet dreams
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Respect women? No! I respect the person, not the gender. I can’t respect a cheap person just because of his/her gender.
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When I m with you… Nothing else really matters… It’s only you I see!!!
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The way I’m soo broke I’m even thinking of going to the Loan shark
and borrow a couple of thousands
then do a protection order against him
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: Three. Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: Ten dollars.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years.
Lady: So one pack is $10 and you’ve been smoking three packs a day, which puts your monthly spend at $900. In one year it would’ve been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Yes.
Lady: If you spend $10,800 a year, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your total spend at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Yes.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after calculating compound interest for the past 15 years, you could’ve by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Yes. Oh! Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where’s your fucking Ferrari?
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There Is ” My Bundle of Joy ” n then there is
” My sack Of Shit ” two Different kids
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When I was a kid…
1.Pussy meant a cat.
2.Sex meant a gender.
3.B**ch was a female dog.
4.Dick was name of a cartoon film.
5.Bang was a sound.
6.Rubber was a nothing but an
eraser.
7.Balls meant a round toy.
8.Cock was a rooster.
9.Round was a circular shape.
10.Boot was a type of a shoe.
Growing up corrupted my mind. *sad*
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I love all my friends on Facebook, i pray that God will make us to see many beautiful light upon the land of the living in Jesus mighty name I pray Amen.
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People are getting into Long distance relationships…
and I still wonder how should I say a proper ‘hi’ to a stranger girl ;_;
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If you cannot love yourself,
you don’t even know the taste of love
or what love means.
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A true friend looks past all the negative,
finds the positive,
and loves you for it with all her/his heart.
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Imagine being a joke to people because of
what your partner does behind your back..
Stay Strong My Child!
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Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!
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Before engaging in a facebook comments fight,
make sure your English is better than the opponent
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Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”
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