Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?

When You Stalking Your Crush On Facebook And You Accidentally Like A Post From 2014, You End Deactivating Facebook, Breaking Your Phone,
Moving To Nigeria And Changing Your Name To Adze

The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you drink from a river? Logic brothers and sisters can give us clues on the back the hand that Bill Fill (how ever his name is spelled) fed us in his film. I am not trying to be clever or anything but please remember when the great tata Sobukhwe said “eat and Chou but please never swallow it might be poisonous”. Khakhe niyeke ubhala into eniyibone etivini okanye niyifunde kwi history esikolweni sisondliwa ngamadlagusha its not yet uhuru critical thinking is vital

Some Girls are like bag of Weed,
you love her but you can’t introduce her to your parents

Some guys are HIV negative because they’re broke
you should thank God for your brokenness is a blessing in a way

Mr Price clothes are very nice but the problem is that you will be wearing that item with 800 other people.