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If wer continue wearing mask😷 for more 7 years.

Our children will think Mouth’s is a private part😏

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You know how difficult to draw eyebrows .
And your boyfriend texts you “Babe am not coming ”
Don’t do that boiz

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My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

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No matter how cute or handsome you are

You’ll still look like a cow when eating sugarcane
🙄😎😏😎🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂

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I want you to know I still think about you

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A man had four sons from different mothers☺
Brodwel,Kenneth,Conrad & Dominic
Now these guys asked their father why he
gave em those names,n what do they mean😐?

The father replied:
Take the first three letters of your names and
join em together you will find the answer

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l went for a walk at the botanical gardens today…and l saw a nice cute couple chilling under a tree ,sometime later they were doing something on the tree then they left…since l love things l went to the tree just to see,they had carved their names and put it in a heart…
Some people would find this romantic but l stood there actually shocked.
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People are busy carrying knives on dates……….Scary!!!!

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One smile, can start a friendship.
One word, can end a fight.
One look, can save a relationship.
One person can change your life.

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The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last night and I texted a doctor “Hello doctor, please I’m not feeling fine, I’m having a headache all over my body, my bones are shaking, and my stomach is making a serious noise like a class full of grade11 students, I can’t even talk, please come to my house right now”
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And the doctor just replied with “Lol” 😂😂

😏😏he thought I was joking

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WATCH YOUR MOUTH
In the middle of an argument are the
times that most people say some things
that can tear the other person apart.
Because you know your partner, you
are tempted to say things you know that
are very sensitive to them. The only
thing about saying nasty and hurtful
things to your partner during this time
is that it will stick and stay with them.
You can apologize over and over again
but those words will stay in the noddle
of your partner. And even if you break
up, those words will also carry over
with them to their new relationship. You
have self-control over what comes out
of your mouth. Use your self-control
and watch what you say.

Good Morning

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When You Fail All Your Exams, Your Mom Asks You
To Pass Her The Remote Then She Says
“Atleast You Can Pass Something”

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I hope we never become the parents
who ask their daughters what they did wrong
every time a man gets abusive with them.

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The way I enjoy when someone is begging
me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…

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Last year I was working as a security guard at the
Kruger National Park. My boss fired me after
I left the gate wide open.
I mean who can steal a lion?

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Being Single is a Sin even the word itself begin with “Sin”

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