Trust me when i say, “I can’t change water into wine”. 😂 😂 😂
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But i can change your Bae into your Ex. Finish & klaar.
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Music reaches a point where it is called old school.
Cars of the old are termed Vintages clothing lines reach a point where they are said to be out of Fashion. Technologies of the old they say it’s now obsolete.
Even food has a Best Before date, it expires. All things come to a point that they are considered to be useless and outdated. But I’m happy that there is a Man called JESUS who does not change with time, nor does He become obsolete.
The same Jesus who was preached by Paul is the same Jesus we preach today The GOD whom Abraham served is the same GOD whom we serve today.
Our GOD doesn’t change; He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. (Heb 13:8). WE HAVE A GREAT & AWESOME GOD WHO IS NOT CHANGED BY THE TIMES BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE TIMES
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If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem, It’s reality.
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A man and his wife came home drunk and went to sleep.
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So you scrolling for what cause I said they went to sleep.??
Do you want to wake them up?
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I’m not actually this tall.
I am sitting on my wallet.
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An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry
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Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?
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Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!
Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….
Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.
Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…
Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.
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My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed
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That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.
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Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– The amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Ghafoor mechanic”
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Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty
just to show other girls that u are taken
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Some girls raise their hands during worship in church
just to show men they have no rings on their fingers
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June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter
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In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen
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