In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunk, with a ragged, dirty looking (Skebhe) came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him. Skebhe was given a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a western of the Cape slope, matured in steel containers.”
“Correct,” said the boss, Another glass.
“It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old,a western slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.” The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine.
Skebhe The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a Nguni girl (Zulu,Swazi or Xhosa) 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who the father is.”
The director collapsed.

Raise Your Hand If You Also Have That One Chair In Your Room
That’s Always Full Of Clothes

If you are offered R10 000 to kill a
mosquito on your dad’s head with
slippers…..will you go for it?

Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!

>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂

People Love Attention
–
Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?

Have you realised that most people
that fall pregnant are FEMALES?

South African girls are the most beautiful Creatures In Africa but my problem with them, is they always don’t have TT,
Transport money…💔

*Teacher* : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
*Montana:* Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
*Teacher* : What about South Africa?
*Montana* : When counting sinners, do u
include satan?
Have sweet dreamland