Stop posting your problems on facebook and
start drinking alcohol just like the rest of us🙌

That awkward feeling when you realize
you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!

Stop being a racist . Wash your
white and black clothes together

Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and
see how many guys know her… If the bouncer hugs her..
Abort mission….
I repeat… Abort mission

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another one!”

If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him my brother…. thats him.

Your deputy is calling…thank me later

BREAKING NEWS💔💔😢
A man in Limpopo killed himself and run away!!!!
Cops are investigating the matter😂

Earlier today My Phone was Stolen So I Grab a Mic :”Who ever had Stole My phone Must Return it….. it’s a black Samsung galaxy S8 or else I’ll do what I did in Durban…”😈😡

A moment later a guy appears from no Where and gave me the Phone..and he asked…..and what did you do in Durban?

Me: I bought a New one