No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Guys wigs are meant to confirm beauty,
but some girls wear them to confirm gender.
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Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples
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Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!
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2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.
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In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it
before calling the police.
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Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.
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In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test.
In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
#ProudlySouthAfrican
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ET just arrived home, and his mother said!
“Where on Earth have you been?
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House is a place while home is a person.
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*Can you imagine, the HEN I bought Since December 2018 hasn’t laid one single EGG…*
I think her MOTHER-IN-LAW has tied her Womb.
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No regrets.
Just lessons learned.
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The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!
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Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school
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If you want to make your life comfortable
Then make each n every complex thing
simple .
That’s all ur small thought may be big
And sometime big thought comes as
Small.
Just observe everything and live easy life
Everything can be made as simple.
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