Is not like I don’t like giant people but any time I see them ,them remind me of one ugly story in the bible, if ur read ur bible well u will know the of giant people in the bible
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Life experiences leave us feeling weak and hopeless. But that’s no reason to stay down for long. No matter what you’re going through in life, other people just like you have gone through the same or worse and come out stronger on the other side. It’s times like these you need to be strong and never give up.
You`re like an alcohol.
I don’t keep you for the taste,
I keep you for the feeling.
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday.”
To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on “ALL OF YOU” because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.
Stay positive
the things you’re waiting and hoping for,
tend to arrive at the most unexpected moments.
Good morning
Your story is unique,
it’s beautiful, and it’s not over
When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.
Smoke causes * CANCER *
..
Alcohol Cause *DANCER *
MTH101
If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.
If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4
X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4
X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4
X =6 +12/4
X= 18/4
X = 4.5 ~5
X= 5
Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals
Sometimes we have to fight for
what we love and care about,
but sometimes we have to find the
strength to let it go.
That moment when electricity comes back
while you’re naked outside trying to lock🔐the gate..!
A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.’ The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’ The policeman verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!”
I Have a Feeling That My Future Wife Needs Airtime
Which Network My Love 😍?
You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..
My most brilliant achievement was my ability
to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s watched by terrified gamblers!!!