When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad
–
Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems
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हथेली 
देख कर बता देते हैं लोग
कीं हथेली देख कर बता देते हैं लोग…
कीं क्या
लिखा
हैं तक़दीरों मे
इश्क़♥️ मेरा फँसा हैं आज
इश्क़ मेरा फँसा हैं आज…
इस समाज 
कि ज़ंजीरो 
में 
Pagal joker mk
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Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president
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*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !
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Love is like two people holding a rubber band,
we pull, then when one person let’s go,
it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..
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Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.
A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.
They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.
After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,
“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”
Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.
Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..
I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.
Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.
They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.
This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.
When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.
Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.
With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.
LIFE LESSON from this..
At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.
Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!
Think About it..
You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines
”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.
‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.
‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.
That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.
We are nothing without
each other
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Who is more stupid?
1. A Ugandan man who waves at
A
newscaster while watchin tv,
2. A Nigerian nurse who wakes
up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills bcos she 4got to give him
3. A Kenyan man who goes to a
bank with a spanner to open an
account,
4. A Southafrican man who puts a
radio in a freezer to listen to cool
music,
5. A Tanzanian man who lowers
de
volume of a radio to read a text
message,
6. A Zimbabwe man who puts
perfume on his body to snap a
picture.
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Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife.
After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.
Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 dresses among them.
Then she finally picked up one dress.
It took 5 hours to finalise one dress.
The husband settled the bill and commented :
“Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time.”
Ultimate comment of wife :
“Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve. You are lucky u have to just sit in AC shop…”
Moral ::: Never argue with a woman while shopping.
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence
in the world but they still want a confession.
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It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…
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First thing I want to teach my daughters is
to NEVER rely on a man!
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Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you
end up saying “maybe it’s not me”
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Don’t be upset and caught up with things or people you cannot change.
Instead, move on, let go and concentrate on what you can change.
Things that enhance your life.
You deserve to be happy
GOOD MORNING
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Never tell your problem to everyone because
90% they don’t care 20% are glad you have them
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Life is like Facebook ,
people will like your problems and comment ,
but no one will solve them
’cause everyone else is too busy updating theirs
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If you expect the world to be fair with you
beacuse you are fair with them.
It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you
because you don’t eat lion.
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