ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Door to Door HIV Test from 11 June 2018. ..
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Some of us will take a long walk going zimbabwe, Lesotho, Namibia or Botswana just to miss the test

That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…

*I’ve not eaten the whole day because I
had no money – fortunately I met my
pastor and asked him for some money at
least,2 bond for sadza and mazondo. The
pastor prayed for me instead, and told me
God will make a way. He added he would
have given if he had. As he removed his
handkerchief while he was going, his R50
dropped and he didn’t notice. Should I give
the money back to the pastor or it’s God
who made A WAY?* *Please post your
answer.Thanks.*

Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0

I’m not saying anything

There are some girls who have their own boyfriends but they ask for airtime from other girl’s boyfriends.
My question is have you ever seen workers from Pick n Pay getting their salary from OK?

Two Wealthy Men were debating about whether having sex is
hard work or pleasure, and they couldn’t come up with one answer.
One of them decided to call the Garden boy and asked him the question,
“Is sex pleasure or hard work?”
After thinking deeply about this, the Garden boy replied “Sex is pleasure, Boss”
One of the Rich guys asked the Garden boy why he said so.
Garden boy responded, “because, boss, if sex was hard work you would have asked me to do it for you!”

DJ PHIRI

Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?

Phiri: At Primary School!

Journalist: Really? So amazing.

Phiri: I used to Mix English and Maths in One Exercise Book

They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups of milk yet i wasn’t able to move a wall, but when i drank 4 bottles of beer i saw walls moving by themselves. These scientists are bloody liars

I have worked hard for my money,
that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.

If ever u feel overloaded by your wife issues, go immediately to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center or place an order for any 1 or more of the following antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued by the Ministry of Happiness