Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……
You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money
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Don’t Be Ashamed if You Fart While Urinating,
There is no Rain Without Thunder
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It hurts so bad to love someone
who doesn’t Love you the same way you do
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What to do when you miss someone so bad?
Me i just ignore but it doesn’t work
What about u guys?
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Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.
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Sometimes, we play with love.
But when the time comes and you finally realize that
you want to get serious, love plays with you.
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Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem…
Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams
Her : thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace
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Please borrow me R 300
my brother swallowed a memory card and
we can’t sleep because he is singing the songs
from the memory card 😂🤣😅
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Did You Know?
In FIFA If the black Guy
wins the ball , commentators are Like, “He
steals the ball from the opponent..”,
but the
white guy they be Like, “what a Great
tackle.”
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I went 2 see a friend from a very rich family. D maid approached Mε̲̣̣̣̥ & asked.
MAID: What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. …
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or still water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Entlek get me an empty glass
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I will not delete you or block you.
I am keeping you there so you will be
able to see how happy I’m without you.
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‘My life did not begin with you..,
But i wish my life should end with you..,
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My love for you is like a mirror.
You can break it into pieces
but when you look closely, you’re still in it.
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When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
.
“Hey baby, I’m back”
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Her: what do you do for living babie😘?
Me: my brother is in America
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