She updated her profile pic and her mother commented:
“whose clothes are those??

After Your First Night With Him,
On Your Way Home You See His Post
“Done And Dusted”

If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves
it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a Politician walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver sees a Politician , and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway. So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the Politician , but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”

Teacher: Okay, class. Pass your drawings.(A boy passed a blank paper)
.
Teacher: Huh? Where’s your drawing? What did you draw?
Boy: I drew a cow and grass.
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Teacher: Where’s the grass?
Boy: The cow ate it.
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Teacher: Where’s the cow?
Boy: Banna, kanti why would the cow stay there when it has nothing left to eat

I’ll never forget the day I took my side chick to a KFC & met my main chick with another guy. Girls are just too unfaithful

You’ll be dating your girl in peace and then
1 fool will give her a lift in a Range Rover
Sport….and she will start behaving like an
android phone which needs to be flashed..