The Problem with living alone is that,
Its always your turn to cook and wash dishes
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Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate.
Those are many of the things that hold weight.
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Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake
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WIFE: *Honey let’s play a game*
HUSBAND: *Okay. What’s the game about?*
WIFE: *If I mention a fruit, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a colour, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month*
HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?*
WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*
HUSBAND: *Okay* (stands up ready to run in any direction)
*Are you ready*
Husband: *Yes ready*
WIFE: *Orange!*
Its been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing on the spot wondering if she meant the fruit or the color
*Moral lesson… After God, Fear Women!*
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This Is How To Complement Your Ugly Girl
Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart.
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Even when you expect things
They still hurt when they happen
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A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.’ The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’ The policeman verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!”
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Nothing confuses like a pregnant lady.
when she’s eating soil, I wonder if she’s
trying to organize a playground for the
baby or what.
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*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*
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*How to avoid Aids. 1st Round… Use Condom.*
*2nd Round… Don’t Use*.
*3rd Round… Use Condom.*
*4th Round… Don’t Use.*
*Believe me, HIV will be Confused.*
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Introduce your boyfriend to your parents,
not to us on Facebook.
We promote breakups here. Is it clear?
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During this lockdown many Parents have seen that
teachers are not a problem, their kids are..! 
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Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone
& run away from it
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My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read
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If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch
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Silence is the language of God,
all else is poor translation
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