A huge shootout to your friends who keep mentioning you in every post they come across be it funny, inspirational or romantic. They are for keeps 👏 Thank Them..
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Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .
Have you ever looked at somebody’s really good looking and be like: “Nah, you too nice for me, you gonna give me stress..!”
Someone in mzanzi is busy walking around with a guitar
coz he/she is an upcoming artist
Like no wait ….have you ever seen a prostitute carrying a Bed
Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!
Never mind if sleep with na china
Ne HIV yabo is fong Kong (fake )
Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls
-The most heartbreaking feeling is
when you realize that you were used
and lied by someone you trusted like hell ..
A Man back from work see he’s wife on couch and say bbe I have a problem at work and wife say don’t say you have a problem say we have a p because we married now what yours is mines too the man OK our problem is that we slept with a girl now she’s pregnant our baby
DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”
PATIENT ” OK”
DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “
Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life
Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours
Brain: She’s probably cheating on you
Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping
Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?
Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???
Brain: Breakup
“It’s important to do what’s best for you, whether people approve of it or not. This is your life. You know what’s good for you. And remember that self love takes strength
People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
~•~
But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”
A friend Knows your life in and out but still loves you the way you’re…. friendship goals.
Today I met a girl who told me she is studying
to be a pilot at UNISA. Girls please know
your limits when trying to look important.