The most memorable people in your life are the ones that love you when you aren’t very loveable
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I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed.
Later I realized – he was washing dishes , under the supervision of his wife !!
*English is a Beautiful language !!!*
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Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people.
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A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring soil in the pit to cover the donkey body. The donkey shaked the soil poured time and again until the pit was full and it walked out of the pit. People realized that instead of burying dead the donkey they were helping it to come out of the pit
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If you dont believe in yourself,
Do you think anyone else would?
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And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”
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Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku
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Just Because You Love Music
it Doesn’t Mean You Can Rap
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He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send👩.
After few minutes please babie send a full one😋😚.
Nxaaa what exactly do you want to see???
Some guys yrrrrrrrr
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Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????
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My love for you is a journey starting
at 4ever and ending at never.
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Wife: You are smelling woman’s perfume, where did You get it?
Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?
Husband: Oo that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying) This is not fair coz when I use them, I don’t bring them home.
Husband: (Waking up angry). What did u say?
Wife: Leave me alone, I want to sleep!!!”
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I’m feeling you & you’re not feeling me & i start feeling someone else & you start feeling me, I’m not going to feel you twice, you feel me? 😊
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I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
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Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You
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I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email – the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator
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