Today I accidentally licked ash from a braai stand… From now on you got to respect women who kiss men who smoke…
The thing tastes really bad.
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Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right,
forget about the ones who don’t and
believe that everything happens for a reason.
Good Morning
I’m not good in maths but tell me that u are preg, I will count the days we last had s**, count how many strokes I did, count how many minutes we did per round and even count how many steps you took coming to my place😂
Cold season chapter 1 verse 5 says ”
He who has looked at the soap and water has already bathed”
When a girl buy’s you an apple ‘think twice’ remember what happen to adam in garden of Eden. So you can be the next one to be in trouble like Adam kkkkķ
What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?
Can you just stop giving us mixed signals
Like you guys been nice then in blink of an eye
you are completely the opposite
Is it because there is nothing left to take advantage of
Its better to fail in originality than to succeed in limitation.
South African guys they don’t say” it’s over”……
they just stop calling.
I was in the toilet 🤯then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 mins😎
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume 🔊🔊
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining 😭😭😭
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Now I’m acting crazy 😔😕and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy😢😢😢
Rainbow what you’re posting is unlike you ”
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Says a Guy who has a child who doesn’t look like him
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But I tooled
Did you notice?
Children of nowadays no longer use newspapers
and calendar to wrap their books,
We’re loosing our culture
if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V
Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you`re best without.
My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…
But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police
You’re a gal👩I didn’t ask you to send me friend request, You sent it, I accept it, I greet👋 you, You hit me with seen 👀, I greet you again, You ignore me again, I block you❌❌❌
My Facebook is not a place of decoration, are we together gals?