Live life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come
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Good morning. Thank you Lord for waking me up today. I’m alive, i’m bless, i’m grateful. Iloveyou. Good Morning
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Imagine you receive an SMS stating ” It’s over ” Whilst drinking Beers with Your Brother In Law 
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What are you gonna do
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Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
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Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
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<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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i dont beg anymore…
Im even gonna Cook food at my funeral Myself
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Only you know
what you’ve truly been through.
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I miss our long talks, your smile, your laugh,
your smell, your kisses and your hugs.
I wish I could have them back.
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Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH
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2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic
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POLITE REMINDER
Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night
Best Regards
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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry
they argue and disagree all the time,
but they still can`t live without each other.
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1 Year
12 Months
365 Days
8760 Hours
525600 Minutes
31536000 Seconds
Every Day, 
Every Time, Every Minute, I Just Miss
You PLEASE COME BACK
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My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school
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