My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

Japanese scientists have created a Camera
with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.

Jack gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the wife He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” Jack slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”

Leaving University Res to Home:

1. There are no showers at home
2. There is no Free WIFI
3. They’ll wake you up at 7am for no particular reason
But You will eat as much as you please… no budget
You leave the house and come back to a cooked meal..
Students often get mixed emotions at this time of the year

Some girls are really Childish and immature..

Rich: Hi
–
Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys
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Rich: I don’t want to date you.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today
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Her: owww really? which channel?
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Rich: Animal channel
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Boom I was blocked

The reason im using free mode is not data
problem but i don’t wanna see pics of
some people, i can’t afford having night
mares

My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”

he can’t leave his business open and close yours

Not Everyone Had A Tough 2018,
Don’t Drag Other People Into Your Problems Please

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring

Being Popular on Facebook is like
sitting at the coolest table in cafeteria
at a Mental hospital function

King Solomon had 700 wives and
cheated on them with 300 concubines &
God still loved him.
Your husband cheats on you with one maid
and we can’t have peace. Ladies read the Bible*