” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”
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I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen
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When you have to live every day single
yet you got married 25 years ago.
That’s sad. Not even funny
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Facebook Friends : 5000.
Real Friends : 20.
Hard Time Friends : 2.
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Do you also make scenarios in your head that will never happen
but makes you happy so you just keep on imagining them..!?
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Life is an art of drawing without an eraser
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That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.
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Have you ever typed a message and thought
“No this English is too Strong for this person And
had to simplify it”..
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Vacancy
Salary: R18,000 per week with free accommodation, meal’s & company car.
Limpopo game park need’s someone to bath Lion’s, take care of the tiger’s, play with crocodiles & feed the snake’s…
No qualification & experience required, just your medical aid card & funeral policy. If interested forward your CV to jointy@limpopo.gov.za. If you are not, don’t be jealous, forward to others.
& please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker… May he’s soul RIP
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Dad: Who do u like more dad or mom?
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Rich: Both
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Dad: Ok if i go to UK and your mom goes to America, where will u go?
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Rich: America
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Dad: That shows u love your mom more
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Rich: No it shows I love America more than I love UK
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Dad: ok, If i go to America and your mom goes to UK, where will u go?
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Rich: UK
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Dad: why
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Rich:
I choose UK because I went to America before
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Dad: when???
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Rich: During the first question
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Some Facts That Will Definitely Make You Feel Old:
1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Was Released 19 Years Ago.
2. Windows Xp Was Released 13 Years Ago, In 2001.
3. The New Millennium Is More Than A Decade Old.
4. Chetan Bhagats Antics Have Been Around For The Past 10 Years!
5. Pierce Brosnan Last Acted As James Bond 12 Years Ago.
6. The Delhi Metro Has Been Running For 12 Years Now.
7. Its Been 13 Years Since 9/11
8. The Matrix Came Out 15 Years Ago, Keanu Reeves Is 49 Today
9. Mother Theresa And Lady Diana Have Been Dead For 17 Years.
10. Remember Jungle Book On Doordarshan? That Was More Than 18 Years Ago.
11. Macaulay Culkin Is 33 Today. Home Alone Came Out Over 23 Years Ago.
12. Terminator 2 Is 23 Years Old. Edward Furlong Who Portrayed Kid John Connor Is 36 Now.
13. Sean Connery Is 82 Years Old And Retired.
14. The Youngest Spice Girl Is 37, The Oldest Backstreet Boy 41, Gwen Stefani Is 43, Madonna 54
15. The First Harry Potter Book Came Out 17 Years Ago!
16. The First Season Of F.R.I.E.N.D.S Was Aired 17 Years Ago!
17. Akshay Kumar Was Born In 1967!
18. Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Older Than Independent India. He Was Born In June 1947
19. Kids Born In 1996 Can Legally Drive, Drink And Vote This Year.
20. Jurassic Park Is Older Than Justin Bieber.
21. Rajiv Gandhi Has Been Dead For 21 Years.
22. Bryan Adams Cult Song Summer Of 69? Was Released 29 Years Ago.
23. Kids Whom You Remember In Their Diapers Are Posting Their Pics On Facebook.
24. Facebook Has Been Around For 10 Years. Orkut For 12.
25. Remember The Little Girl From Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She Is 26 Now.
26. The Maruti Zen Was First Introduced 22 Years Ago….
So Guys Don’t Smile Reading This.
Its High Time You Realize That You Are Getting Old.. Older And Soon You Would Be Oldest…..
Time Is Flying And There Is A Very Short Life So Just Make Every Moment Special And Live Every Moment Before It Becomes History.
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Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made,
but by what I’ve learned from them.
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That moment
You have visited your Rich relatives and they serve you 2 slices of bread,1 fried egg and a cup of coffee…. “Boom”…the child come and asks you :”Uncle, so are you going to finish all these?”. You end up saying “No,I won’t”… But deep down your heart,you say ” Voetsek, I finish a Loaf alone,what is this?”
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Dress Code For A Party Is “Black Ties Only“.
Santa Goes For The Party & Is Surprised To See That The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also.
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If God intended for miracles to be repeated in every generation, there would be no need for signs and wonders to be written down that later readers might believe. Once a truth is tested and proven, if adequate proof has been offered, the evidence doesn’t have to be produced over and over again. The initial evidence can simply be examined again to reconfirm the former decision. In a similar way once the person of Jesus Christ was validated by his miracles and by his resurrection from the dead, miracles were not needed again and again to prove that point(Rom 1:14). Jesus had to rise from the dead only once. His resurrection has been proven. It stands as historical fact. That evidence is now recorded in a document, the Bible. It is only necessary for us to examine that document, believe, and obey. The same is true for other miracles which confirmed or validated the preaching and ministry of the early church, so they diminished and ceased.
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Stop saying “sorry” after hurting someone.
Your sorry can’t remove pain.
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