Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us

How Can I Transfer Money that is in my mind to my bank account

Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.

Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

“Today’s Lesson Learned“

My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread

TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

Imagine calling me to tell me a whole story just to borrow R50
Then boom…
I don’t even have it

To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook

Teacher:if you gave your friend R5000 and he only needed R4000,,how much wl he give you back?
Student: R0.00
Teacher: you don’t know maths
Student: you don’t know my friend

Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”