If you are not dating her stop commenting
“My love, My baby”on her posts.
Allow her future hubby to locate her in peace.

Sometimes i just wonder what the Guy that discovered milk
was doing with the Cow’s breast in the first place..

Yaw: Hi Kofi 👋
Kofi: Hello
Yaw: please did you see my message?
Kofi: Is it the one you said I should *borrow* you money?
Yaw: Yeah that one 🤓
Kofi: No I didn’t see it

That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help…
And be like: “My sister please speak to her tuuu”.

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”

What I if told you that…

You read the first line wrong?

Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!

I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Again the congregation cried,”Amen!”
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: “For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, ‘We shall drink from that river’.
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games