My last words would be..
You were not there when I needed you most
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Have you ever read a comment that made you click the person’s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?
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Cassper is probably the first rapper on Earth to go
platinum without anyone listening to his album.
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A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.
After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.
The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.
The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”
The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.
The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!
In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.
Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!
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Reporter : “may i interview you?”
Ronnie : “yes”
Reporter : “Name?”
Ronnie : “Ronnie White Star Sikhondze”
Reporter : “sex?”
Ronnie : “3 times a day”
Reporter : “No i mean male or female?”
Ronnie : “yes male, female, sometimes a cow”
Reporter : “holy cow?”
Ronnie : “yes cow, sheep, animals in general”
Reporter : “but isn’t that hostile?”
Ronnie : “yes horse style, dog style, any style”
Reporter : “mxm”
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One word for Ronnie!!
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A Woman who is 3Months Pregnant Falls Into A Deep Coma .
6months Later , She Awake And Ask About her Baby.
Doctor : You Have Twins , A boy and A Girl .
And They Are Both Fine. Luckily , Your Brother Named Them
For You
Woman: Oh No , Not My Brother !! He’s An Idiot !!
What Did He Name The Girl ??
Doctor : Denise
Woman : Well it is not bad , What Did He Call The Boy ??
Doctor : Denephew
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I want to know that New Company called “Not Yet working”
it must be a good paying one because lot of people are working there
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I hate people who can’t handle alcohol.
Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home
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When you learn to accept instead of expect,
you’ll have fewer disappointments……
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when ZCC members fight
we call it star wars
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You’d never invite a thief in your house..
So why would you allow thoughts that steal your joy
to make themselves at home in your mind?
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If someone didn’t attend your funeral,
would you attend theirs?
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Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response
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How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?
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Dear lol and hmmm,
Thanks for being there for me wen I have nothing else to say😃
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Dating a girl with a big head is not a problem,
the problem comes when she wants to
sleep on your chest with that tombstone.
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