“Never treat your current partner based on
what your last partner did..
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HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now
For All My Years On This Earth ..
it Was Only Yesterday That i Learned That “RAP” Stands For “RHYTHM AND POETRY” , I’m Ashamed
Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.
A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.
They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.
After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,
“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”
Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.
Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..
I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.
Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.
They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.
This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.
When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.
Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.
With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.
LIFE LESSON from this..
At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.
Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!
Think About it..
You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines
”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.
‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.
‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.
That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.
We are nothing without
each other
I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card
Waiter: What’s your order sir?
Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan.
Waiter: and what do you like in desert sir?
Me: I like camel ride.
3 things every RELATIONSHIP should stand by❤…..
1. Never make your partner feel unwanted🙄😏😓
2. No matter how hard things and situations get💔😞😟…..never cheat!!!❌
3. Always have each others backs through good and bad times💪✊👫
Great and blessed Tuesday ahead😍
A Psychology Report..
When 2 Couples come face to face……
Wives look at each other-s SARIS
Husbands Look at each other-s WIFE..!!!
My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day…
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Me: Don’t tell me what to do..
Time doesn’t change,
Time reveals ☺
How long have you been holding all those words in your head,
hoping to use them?
When you abuse your friend “”your mama!!!”” and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
Hey there✋comedians, we bring to you the Top10Jokes challenge.
Drop your best jokes😂🔥.Then thina we’ll post ones the best
Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it
A touching Story:
A boy touches a girls hand,
and the following a girl touches the boys hand…
what a touching story.
😄😃😆😁😀😀🤣😂😂
LET ME REPEAT 🔂 THIS ONE 😂
👇
An African 🇿🇦 teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
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He said “Sheng.” A student said: ”Present.”
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He called the second name, “Chu muon”
Another student said ”Present.”
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Suddenly, he sneezed, ”Hatchia” One student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”Present Sir.”
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He then exclaimed and said: ”Hmmmm..🤔.”
All the students shouted ”Absent.”
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He got confused 😮 and said,”Chai…”
Three students stood up and said:
”Which one of us?”
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The teacher became more confused and he asked: ”What is wrong?” A student stood up and said: ”Sir, i’m not wrong, i’m called Wong.”
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The teacher now laughed, ”Hahahaha 😃😃”..
A girl said ”Present sir.”🙋
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The Teacher Collapsed