The way SAPS have poor service you will wait at a police station queue
until you forgive the person you were going to report.

The number of girls👩 some men👨 promised to marry but never did,
is enough start “GIRLS SECONDARY SCHOOL😕

So 😕 Lawyers Just Came Together And
They Were Like ”
The Word FREE is Too Cliche For Our Profession ,
So Let’s Adopt The Latin Term PRO BONO

For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery​ “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!

Jack’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well,” his friend says, “you can always have an affair.” “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her.” the troubled man replies. “If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won’t be cheating.” The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement. “Honey,” his wife says, “that won’t help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it.”

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

ATM’s should have timer
when you take long it must swallow your useless card
and spray you with tear gas

I almost fainted when I heard my crush saying this:
“I-green pepper ebovu”
I’m no longer crushin’ any girl..

Next time you post a pic ,think about some
of us who are on a free mode and unable
to see pictures, please put a caption
explaining what’s happening on the pic
like ” Hello friends on free mode ” it’s me
on the pic, uhm standing next to the room
divider, wearing sunglasses, smiling with
my goldteeth shining, ooh n down there
uhm wearing my carvela” such caption will
make it easy for some of us to say “wow
,nice pic”

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone

Job interview for a security guard

Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England