I’m not good in maths but tell me that u are preg, I will count the days we last had s**, count how many strokes I did, count how many minutes we did per round and even count how many steps you took coming to my place
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i Wanna Be 6 Years Old Again
And Ruin My Life Differently ,
i Have These Whole New Awesome ideas
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15 years from now, I can see myself living in a mansion with a handsome engineer with 2 kids. The two kids will call him papa, while they’ll call me yaya.
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A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath he asked:” May l hide under your skirt”? I’ll explain later.
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, Have you seen a soldier? ”
The nun replied:”He went that way”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,”I can’t thank you enough sister. You see l don’t want to go to war to Iraq.
The nun replied:”I understand completely.”
The soldier added:”I hope I’m not rude, you have a great pair of legs”
The nun replied:”If you had looked little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls! !!
I don’t want to go to Iraq either! !!
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“A Bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an on coming truck,and everyone inside dies!”
Then they get to meet their Maker,and because of the grief they have experienced;He decided to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They’re all lined up,and God asks the first one what the wish is?”
“I want to be Gorgeous,”and so God Snaps his fingers,and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,”I want to be gorgeous too.”Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.”
This goes on for a while,but when God is half way the line,
The last gy in Line(Stix) starts laughing.when there are only 10 people left,Stix is busy rolling on the floor…laughing.”
Finally,God reaches the last person which was Stix and God asked him what his whish will be?
Stix calm down,and says,
.
.
.
.
.
“Make Them All Ugly Again!”
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Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”
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A heart without feelings, a body without a soul. That’s how life became
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She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore.
He Opened D Fridge,
The Beer Was Cold Nd Said-
WTF Is She Talking About?
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A Guy in a hurry used the
ladies toilet in a posh
hotel..
He sat down and
noticed four buttons –
WW, WA, PP & APR…
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much..!!
He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it …,
He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh.
Feeling pampered ..,
He decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital
A Nurse smiled & said to
him “Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn’t
find a pad on you, it went
for your balls .
Your balls are in the jar
over there..
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Two wrong don’t make a right,
take your parents as an example
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“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.
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I just like it when these pretty boys,
become gays.
That means more girls for us
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No one is as confused as Zulu people
– They don’t take shit
– Stubborn minded
– Taxi drivers
Bribery is their first thing in mind
– They are capable of threatening
– Speak Only one language
– They eat too much pap
– They are Security workers
– They believe to stays in Hostels 
– Killers ( Hit men )
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job
– Very stupid
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people
But i can’t laugh
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Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
.
Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”
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Huawei Users Don’t Worry Chinese Will Create “Choogle”
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I hate it when people see me at a shop but still ask me what am i doing.
Then i would simply say “well i’m hunting wild animals”
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