The one and only time, I hated the word ‘f are I e and the s’.. Is when she said let us be only ‘f are I e and the s’ !!
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oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..
L0vE LefT us!!!
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Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone.
But being the thoughtful man that I am,
I thought I should get the wife something so I bought her an i-ron.
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Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
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why do they only come out when we have visitors ?
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Philosophy Of Life:
At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,
Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.
Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.
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How to calm a forward chick down:
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Me: How are you
Her : I’m fine
Me : So what’s your favorite colour?
Her: Ohh please stop asking stupid question, ask me something logical and matured
Me : How many moles of Sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 ml of Sulphuric Acid at STP….
Her: my favourite colour is Pink
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WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
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May this New Year bring happiness in our lives. Happy New Year 2021″
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NLY BLACK PEOPLE WILL MUTE THE TV
TO SMELL WHAT’S BURNING
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Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.
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Friends, Health & Love.
These things don’t come with price tags
but when we lose then we realize the COST.
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Ultimate Thought Of William Sexfear For All Beautiful Girls.
“Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.
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I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽♂🤷🏽♂🤷🏽♂
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There are 6 types of men in South African
1. Tsonga men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .
2. Pedi men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.
3. Xhosa Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love Alcohol most.
4. Venda Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.
5.Sotho Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ndebele Men)
And the best one. —
6. Zulu Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.
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Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂
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As you go talk over the strength
You will share a mango to ball
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