A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was
standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and
kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”
To this the old man replied,
“Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and Im wondering if you are my son.”
An inspirational speaker said: “The best
days of my life were The Days I spent In The
Arms Of another man’s wife”
.
The audience was
shocked
.
Then he quickly added:
“She was my mother”.
.
A big round of applause
and laughter followed.
.
.
An adventurous man in the audience later
decided to try this at home.
.
After dinner he told
his wife: “You know, the best days of my life
were the days I spent In The Arms of
another man’s wife”.
.
But he couldn’t quickly recall the follow-up
line.
.
By the time he regained
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
recovering from burns of boiling water!
I remember way back I had no followers on Facebook, 2014, I would post my pic, wait for 2hrs & when no one comments, I will log in with my other account & comment under the pic ‘Nice pic bro’ your very handsome no wonder girls fight for you
Who would believe it 🙆 that when Makhadzi started her career of music she used to dance in front of the shops like Express Store, Spar, and Indian shops? Others scoffing at her saying she won’t go anywhere. But look where she is now. She’s now friends with big guns like Beyonce, Lana of WWE. Ronaldinho’s wife, Tong Po, Michael Ballack, Thien Henry, Benjamin Pavard, Stephanos Tsitsipas and Naomi Osaka.
Self-care should always be a top priority. You are capable of nearly anything, but not everything. Trying to please everyone is not a healthy option. Don’t forget to put your needs first. – Vex King