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After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
— Woody Allen
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Don’t bother to load it because that was the number of children that were released from heaven on 14th February 2019
was in a restaurant today n wanted to impress my girlfriend.
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after looking at the menu I called the waiter n said ” pleases give me two plates of Joarces forgorios.
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the waiter said ” sorry sir but that’s the name of the restaurant’s owner.”
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.
Jealousy is normal in a relationship,
it shows someone doesn’t want to lose you.
You will never fully believe in yourself if you keep comparing yourself to everyone else..💛💜
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. Forgive those who insult you, attack you or take you for granted. But more than that, forgive yourself for allowing them to hurt you.
You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.
A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook.
Stranger: “Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?”
Girl: “Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend_andiLoveHimAlot@GetLost.Com”
Stranger: “And Mine Is IamYourFather_andYouAreDead@MeetMeNow.Com
Everyone can say they care but not everyone can prove it.
Can Someone Deposit R4000 into My Account,
I Just Wanna Check Something On My Phone
Boy Was Driving To Lonavala With His Girlfriend.
He Kept His Hand On Her Knee,
She Smiled & Said “You Can Go Further”
He Went To Pune.
Imagine someone genuinely wanting to talk to you everyday
SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct