Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔
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Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔
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If she block, unblock, block and unblock you…
Marry💍that psycho, she really loves you..!
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Love deeply and passionately.
You might get hurt but it’s the only way
to live life completely.
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No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.
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I went to Genesis Hotel through Exodus road. On the
way, i saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of
people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at
the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling
loudly “Samuel,Samuel” . At a stage, the, first and second Kings of Chronicles
were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for
the misfortune of Job their
brother.
Then they noticed that Mr Psalms was teaching his
children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes while singing the Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and
Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel
and
Daniel their friend.
By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled in
the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem.
Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah who introduced
him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is
Malachi. Immediately after the old tradition,Matthew,
Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts with the Romans who were behaving like the
Corinthians,who were always at loggerhead with the
Galatians.
At that time too, the Ephesians realizing that the
Philippians were close to the Colossians,suggested to
the Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who had gone to the
house of Titus to
teach Philemon his younger brother how to read
and write in Hebrew.
On hearing this, James asked Peter to explain to him
how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of my journey. gudmrng
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This lesbians Took all Beutiful Girls
And Left us With this Boys
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I fell head over heels for the most amazing woman
I ever laid eyes on. SHE STOLD MY HEART THE FIRST FEW MINUTES I MET HER!!
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Her: “How much do you love me?”
Me: “Look up at the stars above, that’s how much I love you!”❤
Her: “But it’s afternoon, there are no stars?”😕
Me: “Exactly!”
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95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”
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Why is it that the things that mean the most to us
are the things we are most likely to never admit?
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Imagine Dating someone who can’t pronounce”Precipicaticaticanonacious”
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
8) try to use prostitutes for sexual needs to avoid imali yekhanda and unnecessary use of money
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Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.
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Don’t rush into another relationship after a breakup. …
.wait for at least 15-20mins
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Short Girls are
Stubborn.😹
They even Refuse to Grow
Up !!
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You will never fully believe in yourself if you keep comparing yourself to everyone else..💛💜
~•~
. Forgive those who insult you, attack you or take you for granted. But more than that, forgive yourself for allowing them to hurt you.
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