When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water

Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!

magine u spent R220 buying ur family KFC bucket & ur father gives u attitude when u tell him to wash the dishes afterwards.

I don’t take someone’s boyfriend 🤔 I take a boyfriend who will always say he loves me 🤗 when I look at his left hand, I don’t see a ring 💍 when I look at his face 🙄 I don’t see Someone’s name 🗣️ so what do you say I took your man, please bring the album of your wedding pictures please 👏

If Animal Have Facebook.

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“

To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise
😭😭😭
I’m sorry the devil was using me!

🐼 I feel sorry for ladies dating DJs🎼🎧🎤📀🎵🎶
When the party is over, you have to remain and help with speakers and cables

Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy

When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona

when wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body parts.
Men are so polite,they only look at the covered parts

My sister just had a baby .. she ddnt say if its a boy or a girl
i dont know if im a uncle or an aunt”