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[Depression]
Is when you go through All the filters &
but your pic is still ugly…
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen,
all you can do is wait.
Take Every Day as a New Test!
Focus on Today’s.
Plan for Tomorrow’s.
Don’t Regret about Yesterday’s.
A man went into a restaurant and ordered
his meal. When the waitress came out with
his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb
stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go.
She then brought out his chili, and again her
thumb was in the food. He let it go again.
When she brought out his hot fudge
sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and
this was too much for him. “WTF,” said the
man, “get your damn thumb out of my
food!’ “Well, I injured it a while ago and the
doctor said I should keep it warm.” “Why
don’t you just shove it up your ass?” the
man said angrily. “That’s what I do when
I’m in the kitchen.”
Hello Loml, first of all, I must, confess, when I first met you, you were a risk, a mystery and a puzzle.. . Buh falling in love with you was the most certain thing I had ever known n I m *glad*
In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄
During this lockdown many Parents have seen that
teachers are not a problem, their kids are..! 🤞
*2 villages decided to have a drinking competition.*
A week before the competition, Village A sent Muza to Village B to confirm if the competition will be held.
On arrival, the people of Village B brought 20Ltrs of their strongest ram brewed beer.
Muza asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.
Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20Ltrs at once, and said: *”This is ok….. Where is the main drink?”*
The King and the people of this village were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5Ltrs of this beer and stood breathing!
Then they asked him, *”Are you among the competitors?”*
Muza said, *”Me? Nooooo! I didn’t qualify…”*
_Competition cancelled.
Who else grew up knowing that
satan lives underground
Never say you are happy when you are sad.
Never say you feel good when you feel bad.
And never say you are alone when I’m still here.
new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.
Captain: What’s the horse for?
Soldier: We use her if we feel an urge to have sex.
Captain: Ah, that’s good.
One night, the captain feels an urge, and the soldier brought the horse to his tent.
When the captain was done, he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent.
Captain: It’s so hard and high eish….how do you guys do it?
Soldier: We ride on the horse to the next town where the girls are.
Captain: 😛
Little Johnny walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless.
”Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her chest.
“Well, son,” she says, These are Mommies balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.
”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, Johnny rushes into the kitchen.
“Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!”
“What do you mean?” says his mother.
“Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor.
Both of her balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, ”God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!”
A year ago, I wasn’t who I am today. A year from now, I aspire to be even better. Personal growth takes time, but all great things do, so be patient.
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