When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..
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When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..
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Lovely days do not come to you You should walk to them..
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Relationships Start With “Can We Talk?”. Continues With “Talk To Me” And Ends With “We Need To Talk”..
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When yU aRe Wrong,
ADMIT iT.
When yU aRe Right,
Be QUIET
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Feelings can be controlled,
but eyes never lie.
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You’ll think your Boyfriend is Romantic
when he Hold your hands on the Road
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Only to realize He Can’t Read A Robot
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WORDS OF ELDERS*
“Beware of the naked person who offers you clothes!
“When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get
suspicious”.
“The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!”
“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!”
“The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!”
“Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!”
“Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!”
“The walls don’t only have ears, they now see!”
“Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you!”
“If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been!”
“A harsh man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!”
“No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!”
“A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!”
“A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from
everyone!”
“It requires wisdom to understand wisdom.
The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!
“None of us is as smart as all of us. Work together to achieve!!!
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If He’s Busy On Valentine’s Day, Then You’re The Side Chiq!!!
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Husband: bbe I have a problem
Wife: No bbe we are married now, we are one..don’t say “I have a problem” you should be saying “We Have a Problem”
Husband: Ohk bbe… We impregnated a Maid
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ADVICE FOR NYAA FROM HIS FATHER:
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing, and she keeps enjoying the
attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to
you, some could be a good mother to your
children but if you’ve found a woman like a
mother to you, your children and your family,
please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands
where they worked every morning . . . that
was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if
you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will
be difficult for her to spend it when she’s
aware of the home needs and bills to pay but
if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be compared to
the wound on her heart and that means you
may be in trouble living with a wounded
woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live
a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives
and many children because of our large
farm-lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so
embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace
each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on
that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for
sex, it was because I missed her so much.
Is it tru or the father was bluffing?
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Ronnie walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and says “give me a beer before the problem starts”
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After drinking the 1st bottle, again he says to the bartender “give me another one before the problem starts”
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He give him, this goes on till the 5th bottle. The bartender then asks Ronnie “when are you going to pay for your beers?”
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Ronnie replys “eish, Now the problem starts”.
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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.
He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her.
Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?”
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.“
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Just in case no one told you today,
you’re ugly
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. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you’re still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake… right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time go back and read other posts.. 😂
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If you having a Hard time finding a Woman,
just start wearing a Wedding ring💍.
Single Women Love Married Men..!
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My sisters, labour pains are not that much painful. 😂 😂 😂
.
Especially if you give birth wheras you have a wedding ring on you hand.
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