Surname: Simelane
.
Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
.
Date of birth: 34 years
.
ID No: Its a long story
.
Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
.
Marital status: HIV Negative
.
Race: I hate Racing
.
Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
.
Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
.
Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
.
Hobbies: Dogs
.
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
.
References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand
Loading views...
. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.
. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”
. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.
. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.
, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”
, annoys you 
or give you any headache
then she is not the one
….real girlfriends
act like Demons
some even act like witches from Malawi.
for dinner who lives with a girl 
as a roommate
. When they were eating, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was
. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious
. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact
, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking
, but I assure you, we are just roommates
.” About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate
. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you
: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.