The Only way to deep happiness is to do something you love to the best of your ability.
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The Only way to deep happiness is to do something you love to the best of your ability.
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Africa is the only continent in the world, when you meet a girl on a Monday, on Wednesday her phone breaks down or flies. And if you’re not paying attention on Saturday it’s her birthday
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This lockdown made me stay home and spend time with my family in the dinning room.. They’re actually quite and nice I didn’t even know my sister has a child
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Attention !Attention !! Attention !!!This is to inform all girls in this platform that I’m now single and searching, if you still have interest in me kindly, submit your CV, Interview will come up on Feb25…….Winner will resume on the 26 of Feb.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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To all the ladies reading this, just because your baby daddy left you it doesn’t mean that it is the end of the World, girl let me tell you something dust yourself up, get your groove back, find yourself a man and have another child.
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There are only two times that I want to be with you.
Now and Forever.
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wife:Honey please on valentine don’t buy me anything I want you to show me your phone’s password.
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Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die
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No matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with…
I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.
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Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”
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So are we gonn’ ignore the fact that Mandela changed his dp on that money
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MTH101
If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.
If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4
X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4
X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4
X =6 +12/4
X= 18/4
X = 4.5 ~5
X= 5
Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals
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Yo mama so short that she mountain climbs on a Dorito
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Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
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Teacher- When I was of your age I was not that naughty.
Student – So mam, at what age you became naughty
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I’m obsessed with you. Utterly,
willingly and wonderfully so.
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