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Distance dosen’t ruin a relationship.
DOUBTS DO..

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Now think of this interesting observation. ….Morgan Tsvangirai was a womanizer who liked red as party colours died on Valentine’s day, a red day. Jacob Zuma, a womanizer, fell on Valentine’s day also. Is this mere coincidence?

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Most important thing for romance?
Mutual attraction. Crazy how many people waste time pursuing people who don’t really like them back.

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The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!
You: Ah:/
The Person: Oh:>

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Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point

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“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

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Someone asked. What if there is no heaven,
after high expectations to see heaven 1day.
I answered, I will b glad for my behavior as my
understanding says sinners won’t see heaven

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A house girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased…

*House girl:I can cook better than u
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam: OK second reason….!
*House maid:I can iron better than u.
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam:OK,last reason.
*House girl:I’m also better than u in bed(Madam got furious, grabbed a stick to smash her head)
*Madam:Did my husband say that?
*House girl:No,the driver told me I’m better than u in bed.
*Madam:Shhhh!Lower ur voice please! I will increase ur salary immediately. You’re such a hard working girl.

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Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make different choices..

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Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))

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Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don’t allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do?
Sit at home and
download the husband?*

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A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.

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A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.

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