Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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Some girls are really Childish and immature..
Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked
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Sometimes Take your Girlfriend For a Stroll at the Graveyard. Just to show her where she will be if she ever cheats on u.
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Difficulties in your life don’t come to destroy you , but to help you realize your hidden potential .
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Only black people go on a vacation and leave the lights on
just to confuse the neighbours.
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As we grow older we realized that
the best part of our life is
when we were just still kids.
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Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
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Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”
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Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business
This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”
I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”
He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”
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Quote of the day:
Men are like shoe Laces
They enter many holes before they tie the knot !!
After tying the knot they are like Belts, They see many holes but eventually put it in the same hole every day.
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I want to refresh my mind, forget all my problems and just have fun with life.
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I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥
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The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day
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Make sure each and everyday you do something
that will bring you closer to your goals in life.
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Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen
meat without chewing because you
thought someone was coming
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After her 4th baby, a girl from limpompo went to see the pastor..
She said “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, there must be something in the air..?”
“Yes” said the pastor, “your legs..”
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“Millions of people have decided not to be sensitive. They have grown thick skins around themselves just to avoid being hurt by anybody. But it is at great cost. Nobody can hurt them, but nobody can make them happy either
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