When you build a house let your wife
decorate the ceiling, she has seen more
ceiling designs than you
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Women also need to individually look and ask themselves if
they would stay if they dated themselves..!
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“look at you, still here, still living. even though it’s been hard, you’ve survived it all. you’re strong. you’ve made it in the past, you made today, and you can make it tomorrow. you can make it everyday, because you’ve already proved that you can.”
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Side chicks are young girls between the
ages of 16-22.So if you are 23yrs and
upwards dating a married man,my sister
you are a side hen,ostrich,peacock,turcky
and any other grown bird*
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While your mother is praying that you should have a long life,
you’re in ur boyfriend’s house shouting ”ohh yes baby kill me”
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise
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Ladies if your man is winning the argument
Just faint!
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Maggie: Happy Birthday
Me : ThnQ
Maggie: it’s My Pressure
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Respect the Old when you are Young.
Help the Weak when you are Strong.
Confess you fault when you are Wrong.
Because one day you will be Old, Weak and Wrong..
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those chicks in high school that no one wanted to date or talk to be looking fine asf today
meanwhile the popular bitches have 3 or 4 kids and are shaped like sponge bob
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I love you, so no matter what may have happened in your past, I will accept all of it.
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A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.
He says- I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp…without realising, I went into the neighbour’s house and sat on their sofa.
The lady of the house was glued to the TV… watching a series…She gave me tea without looking at me.
When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady’s husband entering the house….looking into his mobile.
He saw me and said, “sorry” and went out of the house !!!
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When the devil wants to destroy you he uses your friends. And when God wants to promote you He uses your enemies. If it wasn’t because of our friends our enemies wouldn’t know our secrets. In life we need to be more careful about friends more than enemies. Most rats die with food in their mouths thinking someone is feeding them yet someone is killing them in form of feeding them. There are friends who help you in life so that it will be easy for them to destroy you later. Abraham went on a journey with Lot. God was silent until they separated then He spoke to Abraham again. At times its the friends around you that push God away from you. Check your friends before they push you into destruction. Be wise*_
This is the most serious ADVICE in 2019
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Let’s talk about how life is so random. How things happen to us at the most unexpected timings.
Let’s talk about how broken we got at times and how strong we stood back again.
And this is what’s interesting about life.
You keep fighting, not to win.
But to keep going.
Good Morning
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FIGHT THE BIG FIGHTS
I once asked a very Successful Man to share his secret with me. He smiled and said to me.. “I Started Succeeding when I Started leaving Small Fights for Small Fighters. I stopped fighting those who Gossiped about Me…I stopped fighting for a Cheating Partner…I stopped Fighting for Attention……. I stopped fighting to meet Public Expectation of me……. I left such fights for those who have nothing else to fight……. And I started Fighting for My Vision, My Dreams, my Ideas and My Destiny. The Day I Gave up on Small Fights is the day I started becoming Successful.”
Some Fights are not Worth your Precious Time.
Choose what you fight for Wisely & Honorably.
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