[Me in court]
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Judge : “Did you kill this man?”
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Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”
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My name is : I
My problem is : Love
My solution is : U
I LOVE You
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A girl can be 21 with 3 kids and another can be 18 with three abortions and the community will judge the 21 year old because her decisions are visible
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Forcing Your partner to block someone💔 won’t change😳 the way they feel about them..!
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Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere😞
Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe
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Wife : “what are u doing?”
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Ronnie : “nothing”
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Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
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Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
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Dear Future Husband
Baby
I’m Learning Cooking Only For You
After Marriage When You Will Get Angry With Me
I Will Cook For You .. ‘
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Going To Bed the other night
I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help me. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up
A minute later I rang again.
“Hello”, i said , ” I Called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed , you don’t have to hurry now ,because I’ve shot them “…
Within Minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus Helicopters and armed response unit.
They caught the bundars red-handed
one of the officers said : ” I thought you said you’d shot them.
To Which I replied: “I thought you said there was no one available”.
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My dear beloved brothers and sisters life is a freely gift given contract that needs to be lived to its full as purposed by God so make sure you do the right thing that will leave a good mark to the peoples life.We don’t do as long and pass,we do right thing as we live real life not a fake one because no one fake your life and become real. No other than yourself who can play your role in this universe they may imitate you but they will not match you perfectly as you do so be careful you are unique.
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Stop wasting your time on some people. Stop accepting your love to be taken for granted. Stop accepting to be taken as an option. Stop accepting to be a mistress. Stop accepting to be cheated and played games all the time. And stop accepting your heart and body to become someone’s toy.💟
💙💚💛💜❤
➡💟If you have given someone enough time to prove their love and seriousness to you or to make changes but in vain, then be strong enough to let them go. There is no time to waste in babysitting a grown up adult when you aren’t gaining anything yet you are aging.
❤💜💛💚💙
➡💟You need to be wise enough and observe the red flags⛔ in time and make moves. You shouldn’t be stuck in a wrong relationship as if you were locked there or you aren’t lovable by other people. You are so precious and lovable enough to be given half love.
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After 2 missed calls
Whites:Hey Bbe call me bck when you get this.love you
Blacks:Have a nice life
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In África we dont need Halloween,
.
Some girls make-ups are good enough to
scare us
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~Just because you’re more religious than someone else,
doesn’t mean you’re a better person.
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Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
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A woman wakes during the night to
find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a
hot cup of coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just
staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she
whispers as she steps into the room.
‘Why are you down here at this time
of night?’
The husband looks up from his
coffee, ’It’s the 20th anniversary of
the day we met.’
She can’t believe he has remembered
and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, ‘Do you
remember 20 years ago when we
started dating? I was 18 and you were
only 16,’ he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to
tears. ‘Yes, I do,’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were
not coming easily. ‘Do you remember
when your father caught us in the
back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember,’ said the wife,
lowering herself into the chair beside
him.
The husband continued. ‘Do you
remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, “Either
you marry my daughter or I will send
you to prison for 20 years?’
‘I remember that, too,’ she replied
softly. He wiped another tear from his
cheek and said,
‘I would have gotten out today.
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No matter how much you hate school,
You’ll gonna miss it when you leave it
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