Don’t be jealous when God is blessing your neighbour. It means he is in the neighbourhood.

If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them. They will probably find what they’re looking for

“Babe, I will die for you, I will take a bullet for you”….. Says your boyfriend who urinates in a Continue Reading..

Stop saying she’s not good in bed✋😏 have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??

When he’s busy explaining how her last girlfriend played him, I just act surprised as if am not gonna do Continue Reading..

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive? DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English Continue Reading..

Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear* *_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*

A day will come when Heaven’s gate will open and the cloud will change, Some people will think its weather Continue Reading..