A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.
“It’s not my fault,” I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”
“Do you really expect me to believe that?” he laughed.
I said, “I’ll prove it to you if you want me to!”
“Go on then.” he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he looked at me and said, “Well, show me your pocket then.”
“What for?” I asked.
He said, “The drugs.”
I said, “What drugs?”

Woman Is Like A Road The More Curves
She Has The More Dangerous She Is…
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But it’s none of my Business

ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming

after buying One Pair of Heels!

If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day

I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her

When your boyfriend forgets to hangup after calling you
and you hear him saying it’s my step mother

I couldn’t understand why it hurts a lot when you bite your tongue accidentally, but it doesn’t hurt when you bite it intentionally, and what I couldn’t understand most is why you’re biting your tongue right now?

Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once

if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you