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A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate. The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days. When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs. After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said “If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.” The old man replied, “I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because GOD let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!”
We rarely thank GOD for these things which are indeed great favours. Let us ask GOD to grant us the ability to recognize His bounties and thank Him often.
And He gave you of all that you asked for, and if you count the blessings of GOD, never will you be able to count them, they are more than the sand in the ocean

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Someone’s bio written “I’m shy and Talkative ” my sister you can’t be shy and talkative at same time that’s impossible

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Dating A Slim Girl Can Be So Confusing🚷

You Don’t Know Whether She Needs Love Or Food😧

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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

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And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.

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People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.

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i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling

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the only person that can hold an air and keep it for for sitten hours is God
yes or.No ?

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Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war,
he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a
private room and gave the key to his best
friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in
four days, open the room and she’s yours …

He climbed on his horse and gallops off
towards the battlefield. Half an hour later,
the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him.
He stopped and saw his friend galloping
very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” Asked the King. Out of
breath, his friend Mousa responded: “You
gave me the wrong key”
What????
can you imagine
He didn’t even wait for the said 4days
before trying the keys
Be careful, “that’s what some friends are
for”

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ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming

after buying One Pair of Heels!

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God gives gives gives and forgives.
People get get get and forget.

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At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?

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That happy moment
when your friend returns your money
after you have almost forgot about it..

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You know you can be hated by your aunt who’s way older than you..! 💔
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This ‘Blood is Thicker Than Water’ phrase is only real when we’re talking about the actual liquids. Family can be the most toxic people in your life💯, the only people that can ever wish you well from the bottom of their hearts with no envy is the woman that gave birth to you💯.
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You’re only cute when you’re wearing nappies, not in a graduation gown🎓 or in the office.💔

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Believing in someone is good,
believing in yourself is great,
believing in God is everything.

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On the 31st December, I hired 20 people on my non existant company, bcos I was drunk. Now they keep calling me, they wanna start working. What can I do guys?

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