Work hard until your messages cant be ignored even in family groups.
Even if you type (:! They will reply “How are you bro ” What did you say ?
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There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.
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Why cant Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs dont make a white!
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We’re so lucky that this lockdown came during Android, Samsung and iPhone era…📱💻😘👌
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Imagine staying indoors with your Nokia 3310..!
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Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol
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The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding
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Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!
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She caught me cheating now she says if I
still want her, I must sing the National
Anthem backwards
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Your salary is not a bribe to make you forget your dreams. Your salary can help you fund your dreams. Use it wisely.
Good Morning
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One day you will be loved by someone
the way you deserve and
you wont have to fight for it
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Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *😂😂😂imagine *
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A Couple Where Have A Huge Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.
They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?
Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”
Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”
Mom: “Why Son?”
Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”
Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”
Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.
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Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while,
but they hold their hearts forever !!
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Make yourself a priority once in a while.
It’s not selfish. It’s necessary.
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No one is Busier like a Girl who is not Interested in you she be like
“Call me Later…am busy counting my Stretch Marks!!!
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A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath he asked:” May l hide under your skirt”? I’ll explain later.
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, Have you seen a soldier? ”
The nun replied:”He went that way”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,”I can’t thank you enough sister. You see l don’t want to go to war to Iraq.
The nun replied:”I understand completely.”
The soldier added:”I hope I’m not rude, you have a great pair of legs”
The nun replied:”If you had looked little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls! !!
I don’t want to go to Iraq either! !!
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