If you can’t convince them,
confuse them.
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If you can’t convince them,
confuse them.
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Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful 😊 which tense is that learners 😅
Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!! 🙆
Teacher : 😲😲
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Doing things is not a mistake …
A mistake is when u’re doing things for others
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Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!
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Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!
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Protect your dignity. Don’t over text or call someone who’s intentionally ignoring you, go where you are appreciated, respected and loved💏…
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Girls want attention.
Women want respect
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Waking up is my favorite and most hated part of the day.
I can talk to you when I am awake,
but my dreams with you at night are always cut short.
Good Morning
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Nywe Nywe “I’m January He’s February We’re March”
Yeyii Fokof You Are You,He’s Him,And You Are People
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍟🍞☕
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1⃣This is your life. You are responsible for it. You will not live forever. Don’t waste it..☝💚
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2⃣Do more of what makes you happy..♥
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3⃣Be careful who you trust. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most..
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Life is a journey, it has ups and downs.
You fall and rise bt still soldier on.
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Ladies if you go to your boyfriend’s house nd
find another girl cooking stew,
just find another pot nd cook rice,
it’s called team work 😏
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Men can talk to each other for like a week without
even knowing each others names
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STOLEN Please Read 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 *Letter from a Late Mother to her son three days after her burial:*
Dear Son,
I want to know why I died like a poor woman when I have a Son like you.
My Son, I wanted to bless you before I die, but now I have gone with my blessings.
My breakfast, my lunch and my dinner was one of my challenges when I was alive, but u spent money to cook all types of foods, meats and different types of drinks on my burial day.
My Son, you choose to spread and rubbed my dead body with costly fragrance when I was using groundnut oil as my favourite cream.
You dressed my Corpse with an expensive cloth when it was difficult to buy a wrapper for me.
When my Corpse was in the Mortuary you came to check on me from time to time, you care about my Corpse than when I was alive why ?
The most painful thing is the kind of expensive coffin you put my Corpse when I was living in an uncompleted house.
When you were young I starved for you to eat and satisfied, I wore one cloth in order to provide enough clothes for you. I thought you would take care of me when I grow old.
You completed the house, painted it and cleared the compound in one week just to celebrate my Corpse.
Now you wrote tribute to me saying “Mama, I love you so much rest in peace” – When I died with a broken heart.
Finally, my son, I wrote this to remind you that there is no other person that loves a child like a mother. May God forgive you.
MORRAL LESSON
DONT BE USELESS EVEN TO YOUR MOM
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Last weekend the sheeben in my street caught fire ,immediately people came fast to remove the furniture and fridges
Then boom we saw the owner running back to the burning house just to fetch the book that has the names of people who owe him
Black people will humble you
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Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.
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