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if kisses were stars, I’d give you the sky.
If touches were tears, I would cry.
If love was water, I’d give you the sea.
And be with you for all eternity.



I JUST SAW THIS NICE STORY WITH A WONDERFUL LESSON
AND THOUGHT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL, PLEASE ENJOY:*
An old King realized that if he died he had no one to take over his
throne. He decided to adopt a son.
He launched a competition and 10 boys made it to the top. The
King said to them, “I have one last test and whoever comes top
will become my adopted son and heir to my throne”.
He gave each boy a seed of corn and told them to take the seed
home, plant and nurture it for 3 weeks. The 10 boys took their
seeds and ran home to plant their seeds.
In one home, the boy and his parents were sad when the seed
failed to sprout. The boy had diligently done everything required
but he failed.
His friends advised him to buy a seed and plant it, but his God
fearing parents who had always taught him honesty refused.
The day to give account to the King came and the 10 boys went to
the palace. All the other 9 boys were successful with their seeds.
The King went to each boy asking – “Is that what came out of the
seed I gave you?” And each boy said “Yes, your majesty”. The King
would nod and move down the line until he came to the last boy
in the line who was shaking with fear.
The King asked him – “What did you do with the seed I gave you?”
The boy said “I planted it and cared for it your majesty but it failed
to sprout.” The King went to the throne with the boy and said, “I
gave these boys boiled seeds and a boiled seed cannot sprout.
If a King must have one quality, it must be honesty and only this
boy passed the test.” We live in a society where people will do
anything for success.
God sometimes does not give us things because He wants to teach
us a lesson.
How many people out there have achieved success the wrong way?
How many people send their children to expensive schools, build
houses, buy expensive cars, etc, with stolen money?
How many people are occupying top positions yet they stole the
certificates? How many people are successful out there at all
costs?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE CROWNED AS KINGS IN HEAVEN FOR
BEING FAITHFUL UNTIL THE END? I PRAY THAT YOU AND I BE
FAITHFUL TO THE END..!!!
Please be faithful to God no matter what life throws at you, even if
life gives you boiled seed.
If you can spare some of your precious time to send this allegory
to other people to encourage them to be faithful in their life,
please do. And if you don’t have the time now, no problem; just
let the message be preached.

A girl returns home after
15 years!
Father : where
the hell have u been all
this years?*angry* Girl: I
was working as a
PROSTITUTE in the U.S.A.
Father: wtf?? Get out of
my house u whore, I dont
want to see your face
again
Girl: *cryn*, before I
go dad. I came to give u a
$5 million cheque, n here
is a $1million for my
brother. I had build a big
house for u in the
northern surburbs wit
evrything in it includin a
ferarri n a Bugatti. Bye
dad
Father: what kinda
work u said u where doin
*smilin*
Grl: a PROSTITUTE
dad*cryn out loud*
Father: Come n give daddy
a big hug, I thought u said
u where a ” PROTESTANT

Everything about life is “NO PAIN, NO GAIN!”
For every “GAIN”, there’s always a “PAIN”.


GUYS i think it’s about time i quit Facebook..😓
.
Motho ko inbox are “Hi Kenny please send me your pigs

No wife👰 of mine will change
nappies alone, if you will be busy,
baby girl I will stay home and change
our baby’s
🍼 nappies . No wife 👰 of mine will
cook alone, you have to work late?
Baby girl, I will cook for you🍗 . No
wife 👰of mine will make her
breakfast alone, baby girl you are
unwell I will bring you breakfast 🍮
in bed. My wife 👰 won’t be
disrespected by my family 👪 or
friends , baby girl , I will defend 🔪
you. No wife 👰 of mine will sleep
angry! My Queen will be treated as a
Queen


If anybody dump someone for u,
trust me they will dump u for someone!


Me: Borrow Me A Pen🖊

Her: How Do You Come To School Without A Pen?🖊

Me: I Use A Bus

Don’t settle for an unhealthy relationship. Don’t settle for mediocrity. Don’t waste time trying to change someone. Just because you’re capable of dealing with negativity, it doesn’t mean you should have to. It is not your responsibility to “fix” people. Instead, find somebody you like exactly as they are (flaws and annoying habits included)


Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?


Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.

1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.

2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.

3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.

4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?

Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you
on bae’s wall then the post dissapears🙁


The Truth which you speak has Neither past nor Future-
It is,and that is ALL that it needs to be . . .
by Richard Bach-long time ago

Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only,
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol .

When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!

Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!

If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning