I wish I can explain to you how I feel
because every night before I go to sleep.
You’re all I think about.
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I am the master of my failure,
If I never fail how will I ever learn.
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Things take time. The seeds planted do not sprout the next day, but that doesn’t mean they never will. Patience. Things will unfold for you.
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This life is too short just do
what you want to do in time
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My Plan is to Love Her So Good To A Point
Where she Struggles To Remember
Any Nigga Who Once Been In Her Life Before Me.
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My wife took my phone and deleted my
girlfriend
Busi’s number and saved her own number
as
Busi.
You see, someone had told my wife about
Bisi
my girlfriend but I didn’t know.
I then got an SMS from Busi asking for
mobile
money R2500.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I
needed
R2500. for an emergency. I told her that my
Friend was sick and needed the money
urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to
send it to the account number written in the
message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the
money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I
kept
wondering if Busi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had
received
the money. Her response was, *”Call me
now.”*
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror when my wife
answered the call instead of Busi!!!
It’s been three days and I’m still standing
outside.
I don’t know how to get back into my own
house!!!
* Any advice for me please?
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Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.
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A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother
And
Her Brother Agrees
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There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories.
Tears gets wipe away.
A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.
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Don’t let people who put age next to their achievements
discourage you into thinking you are too old to do something.
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*My neighbour called the police because I was smoking weed in my backyard.* *The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all.* *They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour…* *now they’re at his house*
*Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!*
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Marrying some one below 35 and above 17 years is like
hoversting honey from beehive in traditional method
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Charlie : Sinoyolo You’re My Drugs
Sinoyolo : Aww , You Can’t Leave Without Me ?
Charlie : No , You Cost Too much And You Ruin My Life
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Your screenshot folder
says alot about
what kind of a human being you are..!
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Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 
Me : We Tried All We Could
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BANGWE: Honey, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: What happened?
BANGWE: When I opened the
door the light came on and after I urinated
and closed the door the light went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate
in the FRIDGE again!!!!!!
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